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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

Me: Hmm I see so you kiss me to shut me up H: Me:

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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

and now here's a little ditty we like to call .. 🎶 kiss your ass goodbye 🎶 enjoy

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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

I kiss all my skeets on the forehead and hand them one butterscotch before sending them out into the cold cruel world doesn't everyone

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Bluesky, if I verify my identity, do you PROMISE not to help the government kill me someday

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I'mWintersMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

–this is your draft on drugs.

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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Not to brag but I’m fully aware how bad my skeets are.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I worry about couples who wear matching shirts, like blink twice if you need help

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

im way too high rn. i thought i just saw Jimothy in Roku city

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Kim @kmbrly.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Rule passed just now and no debate or vote was allowed on section 219, integration of US military technology and supply chains with Israel’s. The NDAA will receive a recorded vote tomorrow with section 219 in it. I’ll vote no. - Thomas Massie This is forever, near impossible to reverse.

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

BREAKING: Trump imposes tariffs on Canada due to natural disaster… …because asshole.

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Canada is a cult, and I’m ready to join.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Horny for several jars of minced garlic purchased at the Ocean State JobLot

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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Everytime I see a couple that shares a social media account, I wonder which one cheated.

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OfficeofSteve @officeofsteve.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Instead of Microsoft Teams, we hold our office meetings on Chat Roulette

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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

maybe i’ve been snacking too much because now i beep when i walk backwards

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

what if super mario was named ‘this fuckin guy’

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alias goes here @meanoldbitch.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

The thing is, I barely even wanna feed myself every day. So you can see why the hardest part of parenting for me is the constant meals.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Buying razors at Walgreens is harder than buying drugs at the gas station

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

We currently have a President who would side with the Confederacy in the Civil War and the Axis Powers in WWII.

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

How many little bangers add up to a whole big banger?

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Bunny Bunny training arc @fitterflittermouse.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Where can I buy casual men’s pants that are cool looking and not crappy quality

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

*celibately* I would keep David Attenborough’s hour long special about you on my dvr

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Kim @kmbrly.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Trump is allowing all U.S. airline carriers to fly directly to Lebanon so that Americans can easily visit and and be murdered by israel.

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

if you make a sloppy joe with a hot dog bun instead of a hamburger bun it’s called a sloppy johnson

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

it’s Thursday so I expect to see a lot of butthole later

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

This day in history. 1499. The Battle of Dornach. The Old Swiss Confederacy decisively defeated the army of Holy Roman Emperor Maximilian I, the last time the Swiss did anything decisively apart from Martina Hingis at the 1997 US Open.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 22/07/2026

who do we want? the funk soul brother when do we want him? right about now

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

🎵 Someday we’ll find it, the

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Dangerously low on oxytocin. Accepting applications for immediate treatment.

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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

You gag at everything when your imagination is limited.

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

• Yacht Rock • Yacht Rap • Yacht Pop • Yacht Bop • Red Yacht Chili Peppers sorry, just working through something

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Check on your friends. Whoever was at this gas pump before me pumped $0.34

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

That’s okay, tumtum. The titanic was taken out by iceberg too

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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

But what’s the point of having all those pockets if you don’t fill them with potatoes? ~ me to anyone wearing cargo pants

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

sweet hog, bro where I come from they call that shape “muffin top penis”

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

i wish you were here *points to casket*

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Trump shares a laugh with his good buddy MBS. “Hell yeah, we’ll give you nukes!”

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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

hello ladies you might be interested to know that I smacked my entire forehead on this beam because while I may be on my phone constantly I am NOT short

Sign in a parking deck that says Clearance 5’7”

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happy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

no i meant you’re repulsive in a good way

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

If a man wants to pay to see my tits, who am I to stand in the way of his happiness?

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 25/05/2025

I never believed it was butter

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

When the NASA astronauts came ashore in San Diego…

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 22/04/2026

today would have been my father’s 80th birthday I wish he was still here

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

I think word is getting around the raccoon community that I’m the best marshmallow dealer

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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

ask not for whom the tummy aches; it aches for me

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OfficeofSteve @officeofsteve.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

You think you have it rough, try driving with two Pringles cans on your hands

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 23/04/2026

I have never clicked yes to "Was this article helpful?"

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

“Who’s at the door?” “Bee.” “Fine, who be at the door?”

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

“Are you the branch manager?” “Yes I am, how can I help you?” “I would like two branches, please.” “How would you like that?” “Two big sticks, four little sticks.”

A golden retriever has both paws up at a bank teller’s window.

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