Esile Pret @birchiarch.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Always agreeing when anyone asks me to pray for them. Sometimes asking to whom 000
Reposted by Esile PretYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 22/11/2025if you focus on certain parts of my body long enough you can actually hear the commercial of the drug that's keeping that area alive 38212
Reposted by Esile PretDamnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Some bees don't even appreciate their own knees cos body dysmorphia 318858
Reposted by Esile PretBenjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 22/11/2025the thing about ever unmuting accounts you've muted is don't 021911
Reposted by Esile PretCrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 22/11/2025It's that time of year 460931493
Reposted by Esile PretKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Be yourself. But also, double-check with people first. 411459
Reposted by Esile PretTheciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 21/11/2025So the dad of my son's best friend died unexpectedly a couple of months ago and the mom asked me to finish this treehouse they were building.🧵 7269079
Esile Pret @birchiarch.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Visible mending and the vegan pie crust experiments 011
Reposted by Esile Prettraumahawk @abarelightbulb.bsky.social · 21/11/2025disappearing skyline/approachinglight 041
Reposted by Esile PretDamnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 21/11/2025They've been digging up my street all day today. I hope they find what they're looking for soon 29115
Reposted by Esile PretUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Hal hadn’t survived three Thanksgivings by being stupid. 181401329
Reposted by Esile PretCynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 20/11/2025In a bit of a pickle? Let's call it relish instead. 73810
Reposted by Esile PretAustin @notsowidlcat77.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Man! I really hate that too. 031
Reposted by Esile PretSeamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 19/11/2025well, it looks like the mountain doesn't fall far from the mole hill 1169
Reposted by Esile Pretcameron @famousceleb.co · 29/10/2025My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗 755611155
Reposted by Esile PretMichael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 11/11/2025In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice. KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond. His reply was a doozy. 5273292613
Reposted by Esile PretNnedi Okorafor, PhD @nnedi.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door. This is who it was: 809453487145
Reposted by Esile PretMara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 20/11/2025When I was young, I thought that when someone in a TV show or movie asked “Are you wearing a wire?” it meant “an underwire bra” Whenever they asked women characters I was shocked at how rude and intrusive a question it was, but it did make scenes where they asked men that much more interesting 452087150
Reposted by Esile Pretlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Psychic damage isn’t real. You’re probably just taking normal physical damage in a part of your body you’ve never seen before 39213
Reposted by Esile Pretmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 20/11/2025finding out recently that almost all the words in the dictionary are not IP and are in fact open source/public domain was an absolute game changer for me as a writer 122123227
Reposted by Esile PretSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 20/11/2025It’s been a while since I’ve been to church but I’ve been listening to Nick Offerman saying ‘indefatigable’ over and over again so I figure it’s a wash 16520
Reposted by Esile PretF.L. Everett @fliceverett.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Roses are red Violets soothe hurt 3203
Reposted by Esile Pretlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 19/11/2025The stop sign makes a compelling point 310317
Esile Pret @birchiarch.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Our cat takes a break from making biscuits to make a best case against plastic straws: multiple daily attempts to drink water from mine. Yes she’s an Aries 0144
Reposted by Esile PretJeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 20/11/2025A little break from chocolate making as the dough for the Christmas biscuits gets prepared. 11493
Reposted by Esile PretMarjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 19/11/2025one thing people don’t want to talk about is how freakishly large jalapeños have gotten in the last 20 years, but don’t think I haven’t noticed 2163
Reposted by Esile Pretweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 19/11/2025People say things online they would never say to your face like "good morning" 2238353
Reposted by Esile PretPhilip Bump @pbump.com · 20/11/2025Two times this morning I began and then deleted true-but-ungenerous observations I was going to offer on here. I am making the world a better place. Perhaps: a hero? 5559311
Reposted by Esile PretJulie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Now, a message from Julie Lavender Menace: Rev. Dr. Ravenscrof and I have... creative differences. What I'm saying is that I can't stand the man. So, he will solely run his church of debauchery. I will continue to write the banger skeets he's always trying to take credit for. God bless. 03314
Reposted by Esile PretMike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 19/11/2025Fish have committed credit card fraud 6243831450
Esile Pret @birchiarch.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Delighted to learn the sea urchin is all brain, and must’ve quit evolving once it was a head 073
Reposted by Esile PretLizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 20/11/2025This just in... international males are half off tomorrow! 1210230
Reposted by Esile PretMary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 19/11/2025A lady called in today with a complaint that was totally valid and I completely matched her outrage in agreement. She seemed to enjoy that and I did, too. 58517
Reposted by Esile PretChestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 24/06/2025Some folks recarbonate you when you go flat 0155
Reposted by Esile PretJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 18/11/2025No one in this ball pit is taking me seriously. 1505134
Reposted by Esile PretTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Several jellyfish don't even know they're haunted and the ones who do don't even know. It's still no excuse to just sting your texts and never get back to you 26340
Reposted by Esile PretJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 15/10/2025All lactose is tolerable for the pure of heart 925574
Reposted by Esile PretReneé Meredith @wumother.bsky.social · 18/11/2025We’re all piggy. Stay loud. 19547111
Reposted by Esile PretCrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Meh. Thought it was a surprise showing of the Aurora Australis, but it was just a rainbow coming out of the sea 23912
Reposted by Esile PretMarjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 20/11/2025Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango? Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me. 0203
