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Jeremy Jenkins

@jeremyjenkins.net
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Chocolatier. Also into photography, filmmaking, gardening, writing, and too many other things… Greater London 🇬🇧 | AuDHD Chocolate shop currently on summer break.

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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 28/09/2026
TO RENT. Sublime location in central London. Very spacious. Flooded with natural light. No pets. Fish allowed. £1,800 per month. Service charge not included. Water included.
A small boat, half sunk in a river.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 26/09/2026
Found a monster during today’s walk. He recently celebrated his 3000th birthday, so he’s a bit grumpy at the moment.
A very old tree with a big hole looking like a mouth and smaller holes looking like eyes.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 20/09/2026
Another year, another visit to Tulleys Pumpkins Festival. Lots of wonderful new displays this year and, as always, some marshmallow roasting. 🎃
A field covered in pumpkins of various sizes and shapes.An old land rover car in a pumpkin patch. The license plate reads ‘Tulleys’A young woman roasting two marshmallows on a stick over a fire pitA man roasting a marshmallow on a stick over a fire pit.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 12/09/2026
Black & White.
A black and white photo of a man back against a tree in a forest.A black and white photo of a woman walking in a forest.A black and white photo of a retro London bus at a bus stop.A black and white photo of an open ceiling bordered by trailing plants in the ruins of a church. A plane is flying through the sky.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 07/09/2026
I took this photo during a walk in Swinley Forest last Saturday. It’s one of my favourite places to walk in autumn, but sadly it was still too early for mushrooms. I’ll try again in a few weeks.
A low-angle view looking straight up the trunk of a tall tree, leading towards spreading branches against a blue sky, surrounded by other trees.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 01/09/2026
Hello, September. Glad you’re finally here, but please do not give us a warm welcome. A cold shoulder is fine.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 30/08/2026
I need to eat something different for lunch and dinner every day or I’ll go crazy. Yet somehow, I’ve eaten the exact same breakfast every day for almost two years. Make it make sense.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 30/08/2026
A visit to Arundel Castle. 📸🏰 I’ve been wanting to see it for a long time, so I’m happy to finally tick it off my list.
A photo Arundel Castle, a medieval stone castle, taken from a green garden filled with bushes and flowers.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 27/08/2026
Like many people with ADHD, I often feel like ‘a jack of all trades, master of none’, as they say. But that isn’t true. I am a master at one of the most important things in the world: I can do the voice of Gollum to perfection.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 27/08/2026
Finally, some rain.
Pink salvia enjoying some rain on a garden.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 26/08/2026
Can someone tell Death to calm down for just 2 minutes? Or at least go after someone who actually deserves it for once?
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 26/08/2026
I’m ready. Bring on the spook.
Shelves filled with Halloween and autumnal decorations in a store.
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Terry Pratchett & Rob Wilkins @terryandrob.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
GNU Dolly 💖
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 25/08/2026
Reflection.
Trees and sky, separated from their reflection in the pond by a misty veil.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 23/08/2026
An afternoon in St James’s Park.
A man sitting on a wooden bench in a park.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 22/08/2026
Taiyaki.
A hand holding a taiyaki: a Japanese fish-shaped cake filled with, in this case, custard.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 22/08/2026
Enough of summer. I’m ready for autumn.
A Halloween themed Pokemon mug. Pokopia and bookshelves in the background.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 14/08/2026
I was driving in the middle of a five-lane roundabout when the government alarm went off on my phone. Then it went off on my wife’s phone. Then a second time on mine. We’re fine. Our hearts… not so much.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 12/08/2026
Evening walk.
A few deer grazing in a park.
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Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Ive been trying to get more photos of the new cat sofa WITHOUT Banksy on it.. but she won't get off it.. I think we can assume its comfy craftysharp.etsy.com/listing/4552....
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 20/06/2026
Seriously considering booking tickets to the North Pole.
Weather forecast showing up to 40C° next week.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 20/06/2026
Good morning! 🌱 The first dahlia of the year is in bloom. A bit late, especially with how warm it’s been, but I’m happy it’s finally starting. Have a lovely weekend!
A red dahlia in bloom in a garden
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 24/05/2026
Good morning! 🌱 Watering the plants before we hit 35°C this afternoon, followed by 38°C over the next two days. Take care and keep hydrated. ✨
A small garden full of plants. Purple rhododendrons in the foreground, red and orange roses in the background.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 10/05/2026
There are worse ways to end the weekend.
A rhubarb tart in a grey pie dish.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 09/05/2026
Good morning! The first Bathsheba rose of the season is now in bloom. 🌱 Wishing you a wonderful weekend!
A pale orange rose with layered petals.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 03/05/2026
Sorry for being a bit quiet these past few weeks. I had a small burnout over Easter and needed a break. Slowly starting to feel better again.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 03/05/2026
Good morning! 🌱 Finally, it’s time for my rhododendron to start blooming. Have a great Sunday!
A clump of purple rhododendron flowers in bloom.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 30/04/2026
Good morning! It feels good to be home again. As a bonus, the first roses are now in bloom. 🌱 Have a lovely day!
A red/pink rose viewed from above.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 28/04/2026
Travelling back home, from Richemont 🇫🇷 to Richmond 🇬🇧.
A sign on a highway announcing an exit to a town called Richemont in France.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 24/04/2026
Good morning! An early visitor has made an appearance. Have a nice day!
A siamese cat in front of a bowl.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 19/04/2026
Wisteria from today’s walk.
Purple wisteria flowers hanging in clusters from a wall
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 18/04/2026
Good morning! Time for my second lilac to start blooming. 🌱 Have a relaxing weekend!
Small pink flowers on a lilac.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 17/04/2026
Miffy.
A big effigy of Miffy, a white rabbit sitting in grass and cherry blossoms.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 15/04/2026
Good morning! Lily of the valley update: almost fully in bloom. Always one of my favourites of the year. 🌱 Have an amazing day!
Many small white bell-shaped flowers hanging on a green stem.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 14/04/2026
The upside of being at the bottom is that things can only improve, assuming I don’t find a shovel.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 13/04/2026
Good morning! The first flowers on my lilacs are starting to bloom. 🌱 Have a lovely week!
Small purple flowers with white rims in bloom on a lilac.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 09/04/2026
Good morning! Looks like my lily of the valley will be a bit early this year. Not long now. 🌱 Have a lovely day!
Small green and white bell-shaped flowers growing on a green stem.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 05/04/2026
Fresh out of the oven.
A dish filled with hot cross buns.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 05/04/2026
Hot cross buns in the making.
A sticky-looking dough with pieces of chocolates.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 01/04/2026
Finally got a bit of free time today, so I baked the traditional Easter Lammele.
A cake in shape of a lamb. Sprinkled with icing sugar.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 01/04/2026
Some baking in progress.
A dish where egg whites are being folded into batter.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 30/03/2026
Good morning! ✨ One final busy week ahead before a well-earned long weekend. Have a lovely Monday!
Small red flowers on a branch. Blue sky behind.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 28/03/2026
A man holding his head in front of a doctor.
Doctor: Migraine?
Man: No. Superglue.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 28/03/2026
Fortunately, no chocolate was lost. There wasn’t any. 👀
france24.com
Sweet heist? Nestle says 12 tonnes of KitKat stolen
A huge shipment of Nestle's crunchy KitKat chocolate bars was stolen in Europe, the brand said, warning that the heist risked causing shortages in stores right before Easter.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 28/03/2026
Good morning! The first flowers are starting to appear on my apple tree. Not long to go now. 🌱 Have an amazing weekend!
Small pink flower buds on an apple tree.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 23/03/2026
A quick reminder, if you were planning to order, there’s just one week left to order on my shop for guaranteed delivery in time for Easter. 🍫
Various colours and flavours of Easter eggs and Easter bunnies. The bunnies are wearing a white chocolate knitted jumper.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 23/03/2026
Had a short power cut, but that’s fine, I’m far more handsome in the dark.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 23/03/2026
Good morning! ✨ My motivation seems to still be in bed, but the to-do list is very much awake, so off we go. Have a nice one!
Some pink and cream ranunculus blooms.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 22/03/2026
Contemplating the fact it’s already Sunday evening.
A heron standing straight and looking deep in thoughts, or maybe traumatised about what it is seeing.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 22/03/2026
After working out my monthly hours and what I actually pay myself, it comes to £3.76 an hour. I’m not surprised, and I’m alright with it for now. I enjoy what I do, there’s no annoying boss above me, and there’s zero commute. You can’t have everything.
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