Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 28/09/2026TO RENT. Sublime location in central London. Very spacious. Flooded with natural light. No pets. Fish allowed. £1,800 per month. Service charge not included. Water included. 3843
Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 26/09/2026Found a monster during today’s walk. He recently celebrated his 3000th birthday, so he’s a bit grumpy at the moment. 428618
Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 20/09/2026Another year, another visit to Tulleys Pumpkins Festival. Lots of wonderful new displays this year and, as always, some marshmallow roasting. 🎃 2895
Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 07/09/2026I took this photo during a walk in Swinley Forest last Saturday. It’s one of my favourite places to walk in autumn, but sadly it was still too early for mushrooms. I’ll try again in a few weeks. 01128
Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 01/09/2026Hello, September. Glad you’re finally here, but please do not give us a warm welcome. A cold shoulder is fine. 41153
Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 30/08/2026I need to eat something different for lunch and dinner every day or I’ll go crazy. Yet somehow, I’ve eaten the exact same breakfast every day for almost two years. Make it make sense. 13920
Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 30/08/2026A visit to Arundel Castle. 📸🏰 I’ve been wanting to see it for a long time, so I’m happy to finally tick it off my list. 61719
Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 27/08/2026Like many people with ADHD, I often feel like ‘a jack of all trades, master of none’, as they say. But that isn’t true. I am a master at one of the most important things in the world: I can do the voice of Gollum to perfection. 61121
Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 26/08/2026Can someone tell Death to calm down for just 2 minutes? Or at least go after someone who actually deserves it for once? 621810
Reposted by Jeremy JenkinsTerry Pratchett & Rob Wilkins @terryandrob.bsky.social · 25/08/2026GNU Dolly 💖 5448124
Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 14/08/2026I was driving in the middle of a five-lane roundabout when the government alarm went off on my phone. Then it went off on my wife’s phone. Then a second time on mine. We’re fine. Our hearts… not so much. 71625
Reposted by Jeremy JenkinsCrafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Ive been trying to get more photos of the new cat sofa WITHOUT Banksy on it.. but she won't get off it.. I think we can assume its comfy craftysharp.etsy.com/listing/4552.... 1012320
Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 20/06/2026Seriously considering booking tickets to the North Pole. 211575
Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 20/06/2026Good morning! 🌱 The first dahlia of the year is in bloom. A bit late, especially with how warm it’s been, but I’m happy it’s finally starting. Have a lovely weekend! 81918
Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 24/05/2026Good morning! 🌱 Watering the plants before we hit 35°C this afternoon, followed by 38°C over the next two days. Take care and keep hydrated. ✨ 71773
Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 09/05/2026Good morning! The first Bathsheba rose of the season is now in bloom. 🌱 Wishing you a wonderful weekend! 32098
Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 03/05/2026Sorry for being a bit quiet these past few weeks. I had a small burnout over Easter and needed a break. Slowly starting to feel better again. 312281
Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 03/05/2026Good morning! 🌱 Finally, it’s time for my rhododendron to start blooming. Have a great Sunday! 319111
Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 30/04/2026Good morning! It feels good to be home again. As a bonus, the first roses are now in bloom. 🌱 Have a lovely day! 11715
Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 28/04/2026Travelling back home, from Richemont 🇫🇷 to Richmond 🇬🇧. 2911
Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 24/04/2026Good morning! An early visitor has made an appearance. Have a nice day! 51925
Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 18/04/2026Good morning! Time for my second lilac to start blooming. 🌱 Have a relaxing weekend! 522611
Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 15/04/2026Good morning! Lily of the valley update: almost fully in bloom. Always one of my favourites of the year. 🌱 Have an amazing day! 1119110
Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 14/04/2026The upside of being at the bottom is that things can only improve, assuming I don’t find a shovel. 11983
Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 13/04/2026Good morning! The first flowers on my lilacs are starting to bloom. 🌱 Have a lovely week! 825617
Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 09/04/2026Good morning! Looks like my lily of the valley will be a bit early this year. Not long now. 🌱 Have a lovely day! 41926
Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 01/04/2026Finally got a bit of free time today, so I baked the traditional Easter Lammele. 71615
Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 30/03/2026Good morning! ✨ One final busy week ahead before a well-earned long weekend. Have a lovely Monday! 11374
Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 28/03/2026Fortunately, no chocolate was lost. There wasn’t any. 👀france24.comSweet heist? Nestle says 12 tonnes of KitKat stolenA huge shipment of Nestle's crunchy KitKat chocolate bars was stolen in Europe, the brand said, warning that the heist risked causing shortages in stores right before Easter. 91334
Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 28/03/2026Good morning! The first flowers are starting to appear on my apple tree. Not long to go now. 🌱 Have an amazing weekend! 624412
Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 23/03/2026A quick reminder, if you were planning to order, there’s just one week left to order on my shop for guaranteed delivery in time for Easter. 🍫 18719
Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 23/03/2026Had a short power cut, but that’s fine, I’m far more handsome in the dark. 3571
Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 23/03/2026Good morning! ✨ My motivation seems to still be in bed, but the to-do list is very much awake, so off we go. Have a nice one! 21537
Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 22/03/2026Contemplating the fact it’s already Sunday evening. 215110
Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 22/03/2026After working out my monthly hours and what I actually pay myself, it comes to £3.76 an hour. I’m not surprised, and I’m alright with it for now. I enjoy what I do, there’s no annoying boss above me, and there’s zero commute. You can’t have everything. 61622