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Mike Barthel

@mikebarthelauthor.com
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Writer/critic/researcher/musician in DC. Fiction lotsa places. Writing a road trip novel and a book for DUP “Singles” about “Party in the USA.” mikebarthelauthor.com Making music as APOPHRA apophra.bandcamp.com

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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 16h
Was inadvertently exposed to Nic Cage’s performance as John Madden and holy shit they’re gonna hang that thing in the Louvre.
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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 16h
Just learned the term “neo-vectorheart” and I get it immediately. www.are.na/consumer-aes...
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Neo-Vectorheart | Are.na
A half-revival of circa-2000 vectorheart incorporated with maximalist "gamer-grunge". All about 45-degree angles, punchy colors, and contrast.
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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 29/09/2026
Heard a BBC reporter pronounce “saxophonist” and I had to sit down.
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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 29/09/2026
Did one of those unboxing videos for my novel, DON’T SAVE ME (and revealed where I got the title from), available here: a.co/d/02J37l0s
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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 29/09/2026
[Ram Jam voice] Ooh black cherry / Frangipane Ooh black cherry / Frangipane
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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 28/09/2026
Barron Trump listening to “10 Crack Commandments,” getting really into it, bobbing his head, thinking about getting a tattoo.
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Polly, Transfeminist Killjoy @crosspollytaupe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
one of my favorite tumblr posts
coffee shop by my house hired a new barista who is extraordinarily hot and flirts with me incessantly but she also makes the worst - and i truly mean the worst - coffee i’ve ever paid for. atrociously bad. just another of god’s little jokes

just remembered the barista who worked there last year and treated me with an attitude generally reserved for children and the incompetent to the point where she would frequently adjust my drink order in front of me and every single time it was BANGIN’

#cloth barista wire barista
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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 28/09/2026
Typed “what’s a qualia” into google and it felt like I was setting Chico Marx up for a real zinger.
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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 28/09/2026
One must imagine Sisyphus rapping
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Bryan Waterman @waterman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My only contribution to the song-about-Texas discourse is to note that I’ve thought of the ending of “Lecture on Nothing” a couple dozen times today.
Last lines of John Cage’s “Lecture on Nothing. Apologies that this cut and paste will inevitably be unable to reproduce his spacing:

A lady
from Texas
said:
We have no music
I live in Texas
in Texas.
is because
The reason they've no they have recordings
music in Texas in Texas.
Remove the records from Texas and someone
will learn to sing
Everybody
has a song
which is
no
song at all :
it is a process
of singing
and when you sing you are
where you are
All I know about method is that when I am not working I sometimes
think I know something, but when I am working, it is quite clear that I know nothing.
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Jeff Weiss @passionweiss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
POW had somehow never run an interview with Doseone, one of the all-time underground rap greats. So @paulxt.bsky.social talked to the Anticon co-founder about Sumerian tablets, original sin, the Big Bang, Eraserhead and "Sighting," his latest brilliant set of poems. www.powmag.net/p/doseone-in...
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You Can Scare the Moment Away: An Interview with doseone
The anticon. co-founder talks about his new album, David Lynch, Mark Rothko’s suicide, and much more.
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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 28/09/2026
So are we willing to forgive Justin Timberlake for that country album now or what
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Craig Jenkins @craigsj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
got into a lot of this re what history was being made and what country artists are and aren't doing about the shifting political climate earlier in the run, as long as y'all talkin about it www.vulture.com/article/coun...
vulture.com
Country Music’s Middle Road
As MAGA grows more unpopular, the genre once perceived as redder than ever is moving to the center.
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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 27/09/2026
Trampoline park scene report: they’re playing the Cranberries’ “Dreams”
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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 27/09/2026
This is great!
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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 27/09/2026
If you haven’t heard the #1 song in the country, and you’re in the Bluesky demographic, the Occam’s Razor explanation for most people (though not my mutuals!) is that you’ve aged out of current pop music!
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 27/09/2026
Few things better illustrate the problems of collective action better than a bunch of kindergartners trying to make giant bubbles with rope wands and the kids who don’t currently have wands deciding it would be more fun to pop the bubbles before they can start.
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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 27/09/2026
Only one hit for “poptimism choosin texas” good job everyone
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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 26/09/2026
Kiddo is watching this terrible Willy Wonka reality show thing and uhhhhhh nope!!
Wikipedia screenshot. The series has no traditional host and the voice of Willy Wonka is an Al recreation of Gene Wilder's performance from the 1971 film, created with the consent of his estate.
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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 26/09/2026
Sending up a small prayer of gratitude that the second strip never came up during the Vampire Weekend wars
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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 26/09/2026
*holding back tears* GUYS YOU CANNOT PLAY THE ADVENTURE TIME EPISODE WITH “EVERYTHING STAYS” WITHIN EARSHOT OF ME RIGHT NOW
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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 26/09/2026
Great great Andrew WK interview, talking with him about the noise folks he came up with through the Providence scene. In some ways he’s an early version of PC Music, but harder to understand since he never winked in his pursuit of pure sound as a different version of extreme music.
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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 26/09/2026
It’s been quite a few weeks, so I got a last minute ticket for Deafheaven / Mastodon. Let’s get hedonic!
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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 25/09/2026
I stanned too hard for the second Andrew WK album back in the day (partially because it was caught in the major-label-refuses-to-release-it vortex so common back in the 00s), but it’s still great. I should’ve just said it was his attempt at making a Queen album, which is true.
Cover of Andrew WK’s close calls with brick walls.
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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 24/09/2026
I see the kids figured out how to rename the TV.
A TV icon with the text 
55" Tąqqqqqwwąwąqq etc
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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 24/09/2026
Realized I’d been putting off writing a climactic scene in my novel because I’d been thinking about it for a long time and was worried I’d mess it up, which is a ridiculous thing given that prose can be revised thousands of times before anyone sees it.
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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 24/09/2026
Is that bad
Leopards Ate My Face Based on your interests
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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 24/09/2026
I couldn’t help thinking that, if every pilot was a furry, they might be more willing to have difficult conversations.
Nathan fielder as captain sully in the rehearsal
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Tobias Carroll @tobiascarroll.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wrote some quick thoughts on the joys of reading Greg Tate's Flyboy in the Buttermilk. www.vol1brooklyn.com/2026/09/23/f...
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“Flyboy in the Buttermilk” Will Make You Want to Be a Better Writer
There are many reasons to pick up Greg Tate’s recently-reissued Flyboy in the Buttermilk, beginning with the fact that it’s a triumphant, wide-ranging collection of nonfiction and cultural commenta…
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keegan @franziamom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
At work on my magnum opus
Guided by Voices songs that sound like Magic the Gathering Cards:

Wings of Thorn
Dragons Awake!
Burns Carpenter, Man of Science
Vault of Moons
Dusty Bushworms
Tricyclic Looper
Bulldog Skin
Jane of the Waking Universe
Instrument Beetle
Surgical Focus
Sweeping Bones
Wondering Boy Poet
Trendspotter Acrobat
Mesh Gear Fox
Plate of Scales
Instinct Dwelling
Expecting Brainchild
Unstable Journey
Fly Into Ashes
Weeping Bogeyman
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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 23/09/2026
Daft Punk were not only so successful at changing music that future listeners find their innovative work to be generic sounding, but that they themselves made a deliberately un-innovative (and boring) album themselves.
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 21/12/2023
joining all your zoom calls unbidden in a zippered gimp mask, display name just "CONSULTANT" in all caps
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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 23/09/2026
I suspect one of the biggest reasons people haven’t heard “Choosin’ Texas” is because speakers are becoming increasingly rare. Can’t hear a ubiquitous song if everyone’s wearing headphones!
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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 23/09/2026
Oh my god why did no one sell me harder on Dostoyevsky? The level of drama here is off the charts! A quarter of the way in the main character drops a major revelation that he’s been trying to tell the other characters the whole time but no one will let him get a word in edgewise!
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 23/09/2026
(extreme Chris Cornell voice) asshole son
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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 23/09/2026
Opened the barhroom door like “whoof it smells like Ed Sheeran’s career in here”
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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 22/09/2026
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George Costanza: The Sea Was Angry That Day
Alt: George Costanza: The Sea Was Angry That Day
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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 22/09/2026
I cackled
Post from r/Metalocalypse:
Am I the only one who thinks Mac Demarco kinda looks like Murderface?
Below is a picture of Mac Demarco with a bushy mustache and gap tooth smile much Iike William murderface
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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 22/09/2026
This is very accurate but it’s hard to fully capture the vibe without being there. Here, for instance, is Mark Zuckerberg’s house.
Google Maps screenshot showing a pin in a suburban neighborhood a few blocks south of the 101 freeway and an ikeaGoogle Maps screenshot showing a pin dropped in an unremarkable suburban street Google Maps screenshot showing a blurred out street view
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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 22/09/2026
What do you think the process is like when Shaq films commercials? Do you think he does extensive prep and requires the sides months in advance? Or does he just go about his day and they set up a shoot where he happens to be going and yell his lines at him one at a time?
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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 22/09/2026
John Waters is on the new season of AHS? That feels…strange.
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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 22/09/2026
The diagrams that appear early on in the 1998 SNL cartoon here are almost exactly the same ones Godspeed You! Black Emperor would include on the back of their 2002 album Yanqui UXO, which is why it’s hard to nail down exactly what it means for information to be repressed or hidden.
A black and white handwritten diagram showing the connections major record labels like Vivendi and BMG have to military contractors.
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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 22/09/2026
Once upon a time, a company that sells books requiring people to give them money if they want to watch football would’ve seemed like an unambiguously positive development in American culture.
Ad for Amazon prime Thursday night football.
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Peretsky @peretsky.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
this dude look like a combo of at least 2 members of Tortoise
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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 21/09/2026
10 wasn’t really enough, so I went with some I thought might be overlooked.
My ballot for 10 best 21st century tv shows. 

Search Party
Cougar Town
The Great
Los Espookys
The Righteous Gemstones
Carol & The End of the World
Lady Dynamite
Scavengers Reign
Industry
Atlanta
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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 21/09/2026
My mom forgot that CDs existed, and I’m not sure if it’s a symptom of cognitive decline or the hook for a thinkpiece.
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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 20/09/2026
Very curious how this Progressive ad ended up with an electroclash-style jingle. youtu.be/AGRsP8X4B5U?...
youtu.be
It's the Dog Park | Progressive Insurance Commercial
YouTube video by Progressive Insurance
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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 20/09/2026
I accidentally crossposted a selfie to Threads and was getting a lot of engagement so I checked and
Oops! All sexbots
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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 20/09/2026
Reading a shampoo bottle and thinking about this banger youtu.be/BLpatcRv01k?...
youtu.be
The Loud Family --- Sodium Laureth Sulfate
YouTube video by Nick Perkins
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