Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 16hWas inadvertently exposed to Nic Cage’s performance as John Madden and holy shit they’re gonna hang that thing in the Louvre. 120
Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 16hJust learned the term “neo-vectorheart” and I get it immediately. www.are.na/consumer-aes...are.naNeo-Vectorheart | Are.naA half-revival of circa-2000 vectorheart incorporated with maximalist "gamer-grunge". All about 45-degree angles, punchy colors, and contrast. 000
Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 29/09/2026Heard a BBC reporter pronounce “saxophonist” and I had to sit down. 191
Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 29/09/2026Did one of those unboxing videos for my novel, DON’T SAVE ME (and revealed where I got the title from), available here: a.co/d/02J37l0s 130
Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 29/09/2026[Ram Jam voice] Ooh black cherry / Frangipane Ooh black cherry / Frangipane 140
Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 28/09/2026Barron Trump listening to “10 Crack Commandments,” getting really into it, bobbing his head, thinking about getting a tattoo. 010
Reposted by Mike BarthelPolly, Transfeminist Killjoy @crosspollytaupe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026one of my favorite tumblr posts 120830
Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 28/09/2026Typed “what’s a qualia” into google and it felt like I was setting Chico Marx up for a real zinger. 021
Reposted by Mike BarthelBryan Waterman @waterman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My only contribution to the song-about-Texas discourse is to note that I’ve thought of the ending of “Lecture on Nothing” a couple dozen times today. 0115
Reposted by Mike BarthelJeff Weiss @passionweiss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026POW had somehow never run an interview with Doseone, one of the all-time underground rap greats. So @paulxt.bsky.social talked to the Anticon co-founder about Sumerian tablets, original sin, the Big Bang, Eraserhead and "Sighting," his latest brilliant set of poems. www.powmag.net/p/doseone-in...powmag.netYou Can Scare the Moment Away: An Interview with doseoneThe anticon. co-founder talks about his new album, David Lynch, Mark Rothko’s suicide, and much more. 0154
Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 28/09/2026So are we willing to forgive Justin Timberlake for that country album now or what 100
Reposted by Mike BarthelCraig Jenkins @craigsj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026got into a lot of this re what history was being made and what country artists are and aren't doing about the shifting political climate earlier in the run, as long as y'all talkin about it www.vulture.com/article/coun...vulture.comCountry Music’s Middle RoadAs MAGA grows more unpopular, the genre once perceived as redder than ever is moving to the center. 0122
Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 27/09/2026Trampoline park scene report: they’re playing the Cranberries’ “Dreams” 160
Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 27/09/2026If you haven’t heard the #1 song in the country, and you’re in the Bluesky demographic, the Occam’s Razor explanation for most people (though not my mutuals!) is that you’ve aged out of current pop music! 5191
Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 27/09/2026Few things better illustrate the problems of collective action better than a bunch of kindergartners trying to make giant bubbles with rope wands and the kids who don’t currently have wands deciding it would be more fun to pop the bubbles before they can start. 020
Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 27/09/2026Only one hit for “poptimism choosin texas” good job everyone 250
Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 26/09/2026Kiddo is watching this terrible Willy Wonka reality show thing and uhhhhhh nope!! 050
Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 26/09/2026Sending up a small prayer of gratitude that the second strip never came up during the Vampire Weekend wars 130
Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 26/09/2026*holding back tears* GUYS YOU CANNOT PLAY THE ADVENTURE TIME EPISODE WITH “EVERYTHING STAYS” WITHIN EARSHOT OF ME RIGHT NOW 000
Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 26/09/2026Great great Andrew WK interview, talking with him about the noise folks he came up with through the Providence scene. In some ways he’s an early version of PC Music, but harder to understand since he never winked in his pursuit of pure sound as a different version of extreme music. 130
Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 26/09/2026It’s been quite a few weeks, so I got a last minute ticket for Deafheaven / Mastodon. Let’s get hedonic! 160
Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 25/09/2026I stanned too hard for the second Andrew WK album back in the day (partially because it was caught in the major-label-refuses-to-release-it vortex so common back in the 00s), but it’s still great. I should’ve just said it was his attempt at making a Queen album, which is true. 340
Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 24/09/2026Realized I’d been putting off writing a climactic scene in my novel because I’d been thinking about it for a long time and was worried I’d mess it up, which is a ridiculous thing given that prose can be revised thousands of times before anyone sees it. 100
Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 24/09/2026I couldn’t help thinking that, if every pilot was a furry, they might be more willing to have difficult conversations. 031
Reposted by Mike BarthelTobias Carroll @tobiascarroll.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Wrote some quick thoughts on the joys of reading Greg Tate's Flyboy in the Buttermilk. www.vol1brooklyn.com/2026/09/23/f...vol1brooklyn.com“Flyboy in the Buttermilk” Will Make You Want to Be a Better WriterThere are many reasons to pick up Greg Tate’s recently-reissued Flyboy in the Buttermilk, beginning with the fact that it’s a triumphant, wide-ranging collection of nonfiction and cultural commenta… 081
Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 23/09/2026Daft Punk were not only so successful at changing music that future listeners find their innovative work to be generic sounding, but that they themselves made a deliberately un-innovative (and boring) album themselves. 151
Reposted by Mike Barthelgeorgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 21/12/2023joining all your zoom calls unbidden in a zippered gimp mask, display name just "CONSULTANT" in all caps 312918
Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 23/09/2026I suspect one of the biggest reasons people haven’t heard “Choosin’ Texas” is because speakers are becoming increasingly rare. Can’t hear a ubiquitous song if everyone’s wearing headphones! 1100
Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 23/09/2026Oh my god why did no one sell me harder on Dostoyevsky? The level of drama here is off the charts! A quarter of the way in the main character drops a major revelation that he’s been trying to tell the other characters the whole time but no one will let him get a word in edgewise! 160
Reposted by Mike Barthelassbutt @nasboat.org · 23/09/2026(extreme Chris Cornell voice) asshole son 191466166
Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 23/09/2026Opened the barhroom door like “whoof it smells like Ed Sheeran’s career in here” 100
Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 22/09/2026static.klipy.comGeorge Costanza: The Sea Was Angry That DayAlt: George Costanza: The Sea Was Angry That Day 170
Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 22/09/2026This is very accurate but it’s hard to fully capture the vibe without being there. Here, for instance, is Mark Zuckerberg’s house. 010
Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 22/09/2026What do you think the process is like when Shaq films commercials? Do you think he does extensive prep and requires the sides months in advance? Or does he just go about his day and they set up a shoot where he happens to be going and yell his lines at him one at a time? 020
Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 22/09/2026John Waters is on the new season of AHS? That feels…strange. 131
Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 22/09/2026The diagrams that appear early on in the 1998 SNL cartoon here are almost exactly the same ones Godspeed You! Black Emperor would include on the back of their 2002 album Yanqui UXO, which is why it’s hard to nail down exactly what it means for information to be repressed or hidden. 010
Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 22/09/2026Once upon a time, a company that sells books requiring people to give them money if they want to watch football would’ve seemed like an unambiguously positive development in American culture. 010
Reposted by Mike BarthelPeretsky @peretsky.bsky.social · 21/09/2026this dude look like a combo of at least 2 members of Tortoise 4697
Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 21/09/202610 wasn’t really enough, so I went with some I thought might be overlooked. 14170
Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 21/09/2026My mom forgot that CDs existed, and I’m not sure if it’s a symptom of cognitive decline or the hook for a thinkpiece. 120
Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 20/09/2026Very curious how this Progressive ad ended up with an electroclash-style jingle. youtu.be/AGRsP8X4B5U?...youtu.beIt's the Dog Park | Progressive Insurance CommercialYouTube video by Progressive Insurance 010
Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 20/09/2026I accidentally crossposted a selfie to Threads and was getting a lot of engagement so I checked and 040
Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 20/09/2026Reading a shampoo bottle and thinking about this banger youtu.be/BLpatcRv01k?...youtu.beThe Loud Family --- Sodium Laureth SulfateYouTube video by Nick Perkins 000