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“Reminding a lady to wear pantyhose” I’m too lazy but imagine one of the Mad Men guys with the speech bubble thing

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They also frown upon saying “hold up boss- I gotta take a dump” after 2 questions, unfortunately for me

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Phoebe78 conetits @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It’s shut the fuck up and stop supporting the evolution of the surveillance state, that’s what the difference is

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thinkin about "i'm talkin to the fucking garfield" again

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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Bad time at the dentist yesterday so I’ll be soothing my woes with tamales at lunch time

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The please clap guy pussed out and deleted his post but pretend I’m quoting it right now to say “I’m at the dentist, please clap”

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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I’m sorry- Corey Taylor and Serj Tankian WHO

machinegunkelly commented @ronnieradke let's run it
RF

MGK ANSWERS RONNIE RADKE'S COLLAB TALK ON ROCK FEED:
"LET'S RUN IT"

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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Last nights Iron Maiden concert in Tinley Park was sold out, which is just horrendous news that so many people like the worst band of all time

Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I drank a Four Loko in the shower and forgot to jack off, please clap

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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Guess who sits across from a guy who didn’t finish their Italian beef/sausage combo sandwich and fries and got the leftovers offered to him 😎

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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Guess who wasn’t hungry tonight so they’ve got leftover chicken pot pie for lunch tomorrow 😎

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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

“So basically the goal was to make a really shitty looking video for our bad song that sucks”

Slipknot's Clown Explains 'Difficult' Vision
Behind 'Arsenal' Music Video in New Behind-the-Scenes Clip

Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Few things get me harder than Harrison Butker missing kicks

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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Making my son watch live tv and he HATES not being able to rewind Americas Funniest Home Videos

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We did have a hell of a week as far as listens go over at @nandcbearscast.bsky.social though, thanks to each and every one of youse

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That Chicago Bears football game was just sour ass huh

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Earlier at the store I saw alcoholic gummies, right next to the buzzballs. Sounds like maybe the worst idea of all time

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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

This is old news now but I unfollowed anyone on Instagram that left a nice comment on that dogshit falling in reverse song with Corey Taylor and Serj Tankian. Might seem petty but Ronnie Radke is an out-loud Zionist and that’s not some big secret, and that’s in addition to the transphobia

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I got no issue whatsoever with helping my dad out with stuff but nine times out of ten it’s “pick up the heavy ass shit from one side of the yard and move it to the spot it was in the last time you did this”

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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Dunno what game I’m gonna play tonight but you can bet your fucking stupid little ass I’m gonna have fun playing it

Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Currently thinking about the song Lady Picture Show by the band Stone Temple Pilots. Man I wish I was listening to that song right now 🎼

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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

One of my favorite lines in a song is at the end of Shots 2 Tha Double Glock by Bone Thugs n’ Harmony when the guy says “I’m like a Whammy with a Tech-9, now bitch press your luck”

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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Guys has been on a legendary run recently. @murderxbryan.bsky.social , I rewound your Michael Jackson impression like ten times lol

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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

We’re not doing the “making fun of Mitch McConnell is ableist” thing today. We’re just not, fucking fuck that old evil bitch right to the hell he belongs in

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Brian Bentley @quiglin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Fawn? Oh deer, a great podcast for less than a buck? That's very little doe.

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There’s no universe where this isn’t the worst thing you’ve ever heard

FALLING IN REVERSE
RELEASE "JOSEPH" FEAT.
SERJ TANKIAN AND
COREY TAYLOR

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Really cool that Robert Kraft and then like five billionaires came together to let Pink have her way

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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

If you’re into the Bears, you owe it to yourself to listen to us fawn for 35 minutes

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🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.

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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Eat a bag of shit you woman-beater defending ass motherfucker Matt LaFleur. Fuck the Pack

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Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots

Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

so her career is like OVER over already huh

Sydney Sweeney doing a goddamn sportsbet ad

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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

There was a snake in the road so I picked it up and moved it off the road so it didn’t get ran over. I don’t throw the term “hero” around lightly but I can’t think of what else I’d be considered