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Gwyllm Llwydd @gwyllm.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Watch Out!

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

establish dominance by undoing your bra, slipping it off through your sleeve, and throwing it onto the conveyor belt at the grocery store

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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

I think we should raise the age of consent to 63.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Hypothetically, how do you "unsummon" (for lack of a better word) a demon?

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Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

Being spontaneous is great, except for those times when you leave the house with that uncertain feeling that you may or may not have to poop in a little bit.

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

my dad doesn’t appreciate me calling his massage chair The Meat Tenderizer

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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

sorry, i have plans* *slow-blinking with my cat

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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

you should eat healthier but also a salad costs $40 now

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Nalo Hopkinson - Blackheart Man @nalohopkinson.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

I’ve seen one of these birds grab a whole pizza out of someone’s hands at the crowded Granville Island dock & fly away with it. They are bold, determined & hella strong.

Blue poster standing on wooden boardwalk, oceanside, outside Granville Island market. Image: cartoon white seagull, yellow french fry tipped w red ketchup in its beak. Text: “Warning: Seagulls steal snacks by the sea shore.”

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Staced & Whirled @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

I take off my sports bra like everybody else, dislocating one shoulder at a time.

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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

What if cows are actually trying to say "moon" but they can't make the "n" sound 🥺

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

“Fossil Fuel” is the name of my new catering service for nursing homes.

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

getting ready to PARTY (googling "when was mayonnaise invented")

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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

“Snakes are more scared of you than you are of them” OKAY BUT DID THEY TELL YOU THAT

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

sorry, but my erotic macaroni art is for serious collectors only

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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

are you ready for what's next or not really

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

At a funeral saying deadass instead of amen

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

bsky is the place to go when you want to let people know you’re not right in the ol’ noodle

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

*crouching over a garden slug* your entire lifestyle disgusts me

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

selling my blood for mosquito bait, 6 bucks per Cool Whip tub

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

dreams are the original ai slop

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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

It's not like overthinking ever improved a situation, but I'm determined to keep trying

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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

Goal in life is to make it annoying to go to my funeral.

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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

on the balcony waiting for my birds like some kind of pervert

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actually its fens monster @cringeunworthy.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

what, you don't have a favorite flavor of Tums? and you call yourself an adult?

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

them: what’re your plans for tonight? me:

an old white lady sitting in a beige chair looking at a 3d kittens book while wearing goggles

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Girl, let me see a picture of this guy - me, as a therapist

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Myq Kaplan @myqkaplan.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

Thinking of opening a gigantic motel that isn’t very good and calling it the Quantity Inn.

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 15/07/2025

[steps into an echo chamber] omg do you people ever shut up

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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

petition to start calling Leonardo DiCaprio “Nardo”

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

My relationship style is ‘needs 23.5 hours a day of alone time’

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

Chubby bumblebees in your area can’t wait to gently bump into ur leg

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

tired: putting a man on the moon wired: putting all men on the moon

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jordan [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

my boss: I think you know what this meeting is about. me (wearing a breezy caftan, holding a martini glass filled with only olives in one hand, and in the other is a joint in a cigarette holder attached to a second cigarette holder so it is like 13” from my face): is it about me getting a raise?

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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 05/07/2025

damn that’s such a Hot Dilf Hot Dog I’d Like to Fuckin eat

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

yeah im dtf drinking that fruit juice

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

A 40’ piece of driftwood washed up on Plymouth shores a few years ago and our town just left it. I think it’s about the best thing they could have done.

Weatherbeaten roots from a piece of driftwood. Looking out over Plymouth harbor

It’s massive, this section of tree. Loads of character in every sweep of weatherbeaten grain

The swirling grain down by the tree’s
roots look like frozen waves

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

ME: i made a scale app where you stand on your phone and it tells your weight FRIEND: cool can i try it ME: ok but we have to use your phone mine is broken

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

Omg I’m sorry, I have to take this *plays audio book*

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

*me, having something seriously wrong with my knee/hip Co-worker: So, you gonna schedule a surgery. Me: Fuck no, I’m not planning on staying alive long enough for that.

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Nuclear War Girl Summer

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

[sees neighbour washing their car] Brain: Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. Mouth: You missed a spot! Brain: WHAT THE HELL! Mouth: You can do mine next! Brain: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Trust my gut? The very thing that burns my heart?

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