Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 1hlearning to make friends with my body. my body is a friend. a disgusting friend who hates me 092
Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026damn, my Lockheed Prime account was cancelled because they found out I was using a friend’s login 072
Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I keep singing the “dooo you wanna die” of toadies possum kingdom at intermittent parts of the day. that’s good right 1263
Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026did you know that you can choose to be happy? so that I don’t have to 1182
Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026oh excuse me I thought this was the place where I’d find the jobs. my mistake 1212
Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026for someone who claims that crossword puzzles help me wind down so much, I sure do say “I swear to god I’ll fucking kill you” to crossword puzzles a lot 1281
Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 07/09/2026happy Labor Day: 3 hours eat, 3 hours sleep, 3 hours more sleep, 3 hours even more sleep, 3 hours rest, 3 hours sit, 3 hours sit with pets, 3 hours rest with pets 0191
Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026here’s my impression of a hiring person who makes a six figure salary: “well i have hundreds of applications to sort through with a proprietary ai tool so things are also really hard for me” 0193
Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026born to eat flowers, forced to quietly harness agentic systems for workflow optimization 1567
Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 24/08/2026no no I don’t want to die I was just kidding. I’m dead already… and glad I am!! 060
Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026are you ready to build, shape, and define the future of being a fucking loser? 0162
Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026(after spending an hour perfecting my application to a job) lol good luck with that, you fucking losers. like I’d ever commute to el fucking segundo… you fucking losers! 0312
Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Tara: Check out who’s viewing your death in real time on LinkedIn with premium 0412
Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I think that when you apply to over a hundred jobs in a few months without offers or even interviews, you should get some kind of reward. for example a job 1374
Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 18/08/2026looking to experience something for the faint of heart 2478
Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 17/08/2026so wild how I look different than I did 7 or 8 years ago. something weird going on there. 2231
Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I’m ready to eliminate weird loud sounds. I’ve heard enough 0170
Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026my mom has informed me that her recent favorite show is “that one where all the people have different maladies.” 2201
Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 05/08/2026every dermatologist I’ve seen is so eager to tell me about how sensitive I must be. no the fuck I’m fucking not!!! and what do you even mean by that 1200
Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026my mom, turning up a song from a playlist that she meticulously put together herself: “oo love this one” 1442
Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 27/07/2026concerts should be at most 25 minutes long. like 7 songs. actually why am I even there to begin with. you know what, never mind do whatever you want 2325
Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 22/07/2026my latest for LinkedIn: Most people search job boards for job. That’s a huge mistake. Retention is a winning problem. The moment I stopped telling people my resume, I won. Not just because I had growth. Because I had mindset. No more pipeline. No more applying. Stop working. Start working. 0457
Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 20/07/2026there’s one merger I won’t be pausing (don’t know whether I said that out loud or to myself; not even sure my eyes are open) 0102
Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 20/07/2026“no one ever talks about how..” I’m gonna stop you right there. everyone is always talking about how. and it needs to end 0233
Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 18/07/2026nice try, my eating disorder, but you’re no match for my other more powerful personality disorders that force me to wash produce so aggressively 0171
Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 17/07/2026adobe is a suite of robust tools designed kill you and then change your email password. after that initial trial period it’s 59.99 per month 1652078
Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 14/07/2026the verve AND the verve pipe? savage garden soundgarden? collective soul, soul asylum??? soul coughing???? Soul COUGHING?????? 3251
Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 13/07/2026second time in 2026 I heard someone say “sexy time(s).” I really gotta head out of here 1150
Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 13/07/2026“unclench your jaw” no. don’t tell me what i can and cannot clench. furthermore, stop silencing me 1211
Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 06/07/2026the bagel bites song is the same as the Michigan J Frog song. it’s good to keep that in mind 0102
Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 06/07/2026nobody has any money except for the people who like really really do 0332
Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 04/07/2026oh your work lives at an intersection of several abstract concepts? sounds great I’ll meet you there you fucking bitch 07412
Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 03/07/2026walking down the street just now a guy on a motorcycle at a red light sneezed and another person on the sidewalk said “bless you bro” and the motorcycle guy said “thank you my man” and the sidewalk person said “no problem dude” 914013
Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 27/06/2026have you ever bravely failed to back up 7 years worth of work portfolio files on a second hard drive and then the original drive crashes and you have to take it to one of those data recovery places and maybe it won’t work but it will cost you a lot of money regardless? or are you a meek coward 3312
Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 27/06/2026we can’t have classic Hollywood starlets anymore. because of tech neck 0613
Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 26/06/2026computer and I have been going through some difficulties at home. 0232
Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 26/06/2026why should i have to talk to the computer i don’t even LIKE computer 0151
Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 22/06/2026three sets: sit badly on couch. perfectly still, left arm all mangled. slack jaw and slooowwly blink down then back up. repeat til failure 071
Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 22/06/2026here’s my impression of people in LA who grew up in LA: “summer’s finally here!” 0171
Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 20/06/2026I mean I’m over here. day in day out. releasing fascia. and for who 1171
Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I mean I’m out here eating painful amounts of protein. I’m lifting cortisol weights… i’m taking supplements my body can’t even pronounce. I’m out here doing sleep hygiene 0130
Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 15/06/2026The Americans couldn’t be made today. becUse of the cancel culture, as well as it takes place in the 1980s and today is 2026. 1180
