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Arlan Skellington (famous)

@thehell.zone
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 21/03/2026
probably the best time I had on Twitter was when I encouraged like 200 people to watch Sylvester Stallone’s Cobra (1986) and they all came back like “what the fuck, man”
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 13h
if I could be any kind of diver I would be the holy kind
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 04/03/2025
what I liked about the woman with three boobs in Total Recall was that she had an extra boob
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 17h
no it isn’t! fuck you!!
picture I took of my tv playing Bloodsport (1988). JCVD strikes a thoughtful martial arts pose as text says “This motion picture is based upon true events in the life of Frank W. Dux”
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 29/09/2026
i must warn you: my penis could be too big. the pleasure it gives might tear society apart. our scientists just aren't sure yet
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 29/09/2026
*pointing gun* admit you’ve heard “Choosin’ Texas” before you lying piece of shit
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 28/09/2026
sometimes I see a beautiful woman and I’m like “wow”
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 21/05/2025
they’re trying to make an Arlan Hellison of the right
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bizzy! @babyinformation.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
cannot emphasize enough that you shouldn't watch this movie. anyways. watch this movie, and also, listen to the Hell Zone
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 28/09/2026
THIS Hell Zone Friday, October 2nd: Hell Comes To Frogtown (1988)
link.tubi.tv
Hell Comes to Frogtown (1988)
In a post-apocalyptic world dominated by mutant humanoid frogs, the survival of the human race falls on women finding the few remaining fertile men.
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 28/09/2026
*bolting stiffly upright out of bed* time to post on social media
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 27/09/2026
Micheal McDonald was wild for singing that he came back in her somewhere long ago
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 27/09/2026
ugh you told us it was done stop it!!! stop. please. please stop
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 27/09/2026
they just came out with a drug that makes you feel like you’re playing Bloodborne for the first time
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 27/09/2026
Archie Andrews: (pointing gun) I said … Laugh
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 27/09/2026
current controversy in the Masters Of The Universe Origins community: 50 year old men complaining that their toy has an action feature
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ABBA Lyric Bot @layallyourloveon.me · 27/09/2026
there is no escaping now; I'm cracking up
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Mom Friend 64 @momfriend64.northsky.social · 04/04/2025
My current fave is the fake ads and subway signs in Alan Wake II, featuring fragments of his writing and also his insecurities, formatted like normal signage Maybe not "low effort" but seeing these reminded me of the era and energy of seeing stuff like this all the time
Fake subway sign in the Dark Place in Alan Wake II
"I've always had a vivid imagination.
1. But this dream unsettled me
2. It was wild and dark and weird, even my my standards.
3. So yes, it began with a dream."Fake subway sign in the Dark Place in Alan Wake II, featuring text interspersed nonsensically with arrows and iconography you would see in a train station. 

"In a horror story the victim keeps asking why. ❔️
But there ➡️ can be no explanation. 
And there shouldn't 🚫 be one.

The unanswered mysterious is what stays with us the longest.Fake ad for a subway pass in the Dark Place in Alan Wake II. Instead of normal writing about the train ticket, the copy around and ok the ticket is full of self recriminations. "It's not like your stories are any good. Not like they have any artistic merit. You're a lousy writer. Cheap Thrills and pretentious shit. That's all your good for. Just look at me. Look at your work.
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 26/09/2026
baby, you don’t understand! I’m going places! I’m gonna do voices for anime!!
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 26/09/2026
*reluctantly solidifying from an electrical cloud of mist into a person*
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
90’s Sarah Silverman Star Trek Voyager is something the fandom doesn’t really talk about because by the time you get there you just sort of accept it
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 25/09/2026
ironically it’s gonna take a lot of willpower for me to not buy the official Lanterns ring replica for $70
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 25/09/2026
found your candy bar
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 25/09/2026
enjoying Cool Ranch™️ Doritos™️ and a refreshing Mountain Dew™️ Baja Blast™️
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 24/09/2026
my real name is Arlan Skellington
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 24/09/2026
the hidden goal of every single movie is to find me, hidden in the background somewhere
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 24/09/2026
bringing a flask to my job interview
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 24/09/2026
actually kind of refreshed with how this movie is essentially a light-hearted romp that happens to include some badass fight scenes
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When you think of it, artificial intelligence is ableist and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper Marxist movement should seek to abolish it.
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 24/09/2026
do you think I’m a LIAR? do you think this is a GAME????
Skeletor action figure wearing a black harness with spikes around the collar and arms either a giant red Horde bat on the chest. he’s got black boots with the red bat and a black armband with a red bat. the Havoc Staff is green and fades to black at the bottom
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 23/09/2026
tonight we are watching Bloodsport (1988). so we can do an episode on Bloodsport (1988)
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nupo @nullpotential.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Alt text.
Image 1: A comic book panel. Emma Frost stands behind and speaks to Miss Piggy.

Emma Frost: Darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your midn to ascertain if you're telling the truth?

Miss Piggy: But of *course*, darling. I am an open book, a tell-all memoir.Image 2: A continuation of the same comic. Emma Frost's eyes glow white and her mouth is agape. 

Emma Frost: My god...

Behind her, a kaleidoscope of images of Miss Piggy in various scenes and forms, including dramatic action kick wearing spandex, wearing expensive-looking clothing, and wearing a tiara and being carried by shirtless men in a palanquin. There is a multi-colored star motif and several sparkle effects on the image.Image 3: two horizontal comic panels.

Top panel: Wolverine touches Emma Frost's shoulder from behind.

Wolverine: Frost? She legit? 
Emma Frost: She's... She's...

Bottom panel: a closeup of half of Emma Frost's face, eyes and mouth still wide with wonder. 

Emma Frost: "...She's *everything*. And I would *die* for her.
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Patrick Stuart Sutcliffe @peaceandliberation.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Liberals RN
DESTROYING HOMELESS
ENCAMPMENTS, OPPOSING TRANS RIGHTS - I sleep 

ALLOWING A MEDIA
MERGER - real shit
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 26/08/2026
what I’m hearing is that she can
Google response: “She-Ra can technically turn her Sword of Protection into many tools and weapons, but a machine gun does not fit the magical, retro-cartoon style of the show.”
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 22/09/2026
thinking about Christ Killer again
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 22/09/2026
called out of work because I didn’t wanna go 😎
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 21/09/2026
I did this, actually
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 21/09/2026
yo this shit fuckin rocks btw
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
imperium, screenshot, dos (1990) www.mobygames.com/game/3786/im...
a decomposing skeleton corpse (still some hair on head) in a white robe, sitting on a stone throne between two pillars.
on a marble rectangle, font below reads:
your body can take no 
more    you die of old age
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 21/09/2026
these morherfuckers at this job have demotivated my ass so much they’re about to call me Arlan The Scrivener
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 21/09/2026
Well well well, someone said the quiet part out loud
60 Minutes (@60Minutes) on X:

“This is the first time in my adult life where there's been an issue that's come up that I feel like is going to directly impact me,” says Dave Lowe, a lifelong conservative Republican who lives near a proposed data center in Texas.

A middle-aged white man with a white beard, a cowboy hat, and a shirt stares at the camera
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Crone Moder @vootins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*sends u to the blue Picard universe
screenshot from TNG of Picard but his uniform is blue instead of the usual red
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 21/09/2026
early Bluesky was an interesting place
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 21/09/2026
dinner can be lemonade and weed, you just have to believe in yourself
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 05/02/2026
suckin a dick behind the Tastee Freeze
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bizzy! @babyinformation.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
parole violators (1994)
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 20/09/2026
since the dawn of time human civilization has been enamored with one idea: what if Batman killed people
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trans rights or we all enjoy the camps
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 20/09/2026
*tugging collar nervously* that doesn’t sound right
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