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Real Phil Braun @philbraun.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Bigger. Better. Podcast. Tim is BACK on InfoWars. Streaming on Thursday, 8pm E.T.

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Waiting for a CD from Nick to upload it to music.com so it will be available to put on your own mix

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Here's how to maximize each hour of the day for your Alpha in training. Anything less is weakness.

A detailed morning schedule titled "The Infowars Alpha Child System," spanning 4:00 to 6:32 AM. The schedule includes tasks like waking up, reviewing allowance revenue, invoice tasks, protein intake, cold exposure, journal writing, skill learning, assessments, networking, exercise, and various other tasks aimed at personal development.

"Infowars Alpha Child System chart titled '02 School." Sections include: Recessmaxxing with time slots for strength training, recess networking, and cardio; Lunch Networking with themed days like Athletics, Academics/STEM, Theater; Daily Recess KPIs focusing on connections; and Pencil Strategy emphasizing learning and resources.

A colorful schedule titled "The Infowars Alpha Child System" for an evening routine from 3:15 PM to 8:00 PM. It includes activities like homework, basketball, reading, LEGO, video games, and music. A recovery and sleep period includes red light mask, hair helmet, and dream journaling. The bottom notes, "4:00 AM—Day 2 lets get after it."

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The moment you've all been waiting for: InfoWars: Theme Songs Vol. 1 is here. LISTEN NOW Spotify: bit.ly/4yeWXYx Apple Music: apple.co/4he9nds YouTube: bit.ly/4xE5ALb

Album cover for "Infowars: Theme Songs Vol. 1" by Nick Lutsko. The artwork features cartoonish illustrations of people in various energetic poses. The top banner says "Now Streaming" in a rainbow gradient. Music platform icons appear below: Spotify, Apple Music, and YouTube Music.

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Get your fill of Hogwater. Available now at Marz Brewing.

Three cans of "Hogwater" with green labels are on a wooden surface with a grassy field in the background. The image text highlights "Hogwater contains only one ingredient: Hogwater." The bottom of the image features logos for Infowars and Marz.

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The Elf SPEAKS. Join him in learning more about the Alpha Child System: bit.ly/3T7FMZY

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Your son might have straight A's in school, but if one of them doesn’t stand for "Alpha," who cares? Let us help you level up your boy on InfoWars now. bit.ly/4hltgOh

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Not all Alphas are born, some are made. Learn more about the Alpha Child System tonight at 8/7c on InfoWars: bit.ly/4iNovzI

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Seeing is believing. Watch Week of Miracles now: bit.ly/4iRQFtn

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

We showed you this chart to expose all truths. We have nothing to hide.

The image features a humorous "Global Trahedron" chart with various logos, such as InfoWars, IHOP, Applebee's, Bojangles', Family Video, and more. An overlaid comment reads: "Thank goodness. Woke IHOP doesn’t have their hands on my hogwater."

A humorous diagram suggesting connections between companies Lockheed Martin, A24, Heinz, John Deere, Jiffy Lube, and Cold Stone Creamery, with a playful comment referencing Lockheed Martin and A24.

A humorous bracket-style image features logos such as Jiffy Lube, Cold Stone Creamery, Babies R Us, NASA, Tums, Del Monte, Tyson Foods, and Amazon. A caption below from "pelican_pole" jokes about the pairing of Babies R Us and Tums.

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.

A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

There's a Chad in there somewhere. Learn more from Jay Weingarten about the Alpha Child System tomorrow at 8/7c, only on InfoWars. bit.ly/4hltgOh

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

InfoWars. Fall 2026. Streaming every Thursday.

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

InfoWars’ reach cannot be fathomed. We are a movement.

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Everyone's been asking for it, and THIS FRIDAY it's yours! Stream InfoWars: The Album on September 25.

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Frog lover @xochimochi.bsky.social was on InfoWars under prior ownership. So we invited her back.

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Drag queen Xochi Mochi has an urgent message for all InfoWarriors. Ignore at your own risk.

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An Onion subscription is only $99 per year... but at what cost? membership.theonion.com

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Whether you're a person or a corporation, everyone has a place in the InfoWars movement.

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Did you know most condoms are only approved for one-sided use? Stop leaving value on the table!

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Why is no one but InfoWars willing to tell the TRUTH about defective InfoWars products?

A blue box of pasta labeled "Non-Italian Pasta" by InfoWars. The box includes "Non-Italian Fusilli" visible through a window. The top of the image has a red banner with the text "Recall Notice." At the bottom, a message states the pasta was made without Italian involvement and may contain pieces of glass.

An image showing a recall notice for a product labeled "Authentic Coyote Urine" by Infowars. The notice states, "Our supplier lied to us. It's not urine."

This image features a recall notice for a product named Bird Seed+ by InfoWars. The notice instructs customers to stop using Bird Seed+ from specific lot numbers due to a miscalculation. The product is described as seed pellets intended for birds, with a playful statement about them assisting birds in world domination.

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Here at InfoWars, we truly believe there is nothing holier than a horse. Watch “Week Of Miracles” now. youtu.be/tKz6SzUCWGI?...

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

"Emergency" host Tim Heidecker is... alive??? bit.ly/4AEqkp9

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Did you know "Week Of Miracles" is God's favorite show after Bar Rescue (pre-COVID seasons only)? bit.ly/4ymLEOp

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Juris Doctor Dredd Esq. @optimusviktor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Got the #1 doctor recommend* Hog Water from @realinfowars.bsky.social at Riot Fest.

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Hone your mind and soul by repeating these words until they become true.

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Take the guess work out of materializing your destiny. Start your dream life today.

The image features a colorful advertisement for the "Manifestation Kit" by Infowars. It includes an illustration of the kit box depicting a person with outstretched arms against a sky background. The text at the bottom highlights the kit's contents, such as dream boards and affirmations, and mentions targeting traditional housewives. The overall design has a vibrant, ethereal style.

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

BREAKING NEWS: Hogwater is for sale RIGHT NOW. You can get vaccines, Tylenol, and condoms at a CVS, but you can't get Hogwater. That's because you can only get it at Marz Brewing and live at Riot Fest tomorrow. Let's face it: You need Hogwater.

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Vic Berger and Ben Craw bring us the miracle of “Week of Miracles”. A wild exploration of the world of evangelists premieres TONIGHT on InfoWars. bit.ly/4cOAlpj

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Watch Tim's one-on-one sit-down during the Emergency Reunion with Phil Braun, who was also a part of it. bit.ly/4h9cjqd

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Dominic reveals a secret talent on the Emergency Reunion. Watch now. bit.ly/4hv370L

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