Reposted by zappa-szep PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 24mMagic Johnson ruined the best cock name ever 1143
Reposted by zappa-szepsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026this dog will sell no wine before its time 3351570
Reposted by zappa-szepashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 15/10/2026rupert, the tiny dog we rescued, is really living the life at my mom’s house apparently they are inseparable 71724
Reposted by zappa-szepJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 15/10/2026ever since i was awake i've always wanted to go back to sleep 621981445
Reposted by zappa-szepcap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Dumping all my old refrigerator poetry magnets into the KoanStar machine at Kroger 35726
Reposted by zappa-szepsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026alt text and pics go together like peanut butter and chocolate, my darlings 🩷 610134
Reposted by zappa-szepTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 15/10/2026We bow to each other and imagine more. Respect reaching out, tendrils of respect, tentacles to look up to, tangled fire hoses flailing around spraying admiration. But it is cool that we barely move, no fuck ups 37455
Reposted by zappa-szepbatkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Robots Cheat Off Humans’ Answers to Pass Turing Test 2474
Reposted by zappa-szepThe Onion @theonion.com · 14/10/2026No Amount Of Training Could Have Prepared Cat For First Experience Seeing Mouse In Real Life theonion.com/no-amount-of-training-… 132068187
Reposted by zappa-szepJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 15/10/2026talk about nominative determinism 3159132
Reposted by zappa-szepBrooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 15/10/2026wanting pets/getting pets 1350949
Reposted by zappa-szepJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I just opened up a container of ice cream and threw away the lid before I even sat down like Steph Curry turning and running down the court right after the the ball leaves his hand. 1364333
Reposted by zappa-szepMemento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 13/10/2026sharing this for a fellow icu nurse who i have known for years ❤️gofundme.comDonate to Support My Daughter's Kidney Transplant, organized by Samantha JeffersonI’m raising funds for my daughter as she prepares for a living kidney trans… Samantha Jefferson needs your support for Support My Daughter's Kidney Transplant 37940
Reposted by zappa-szepnige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 15/10/2026thank you to everyone who has shared/donated so far. halfway through the month and we’ve already raised $580, which helps fund research programs and resources to support children with anxiety, to develop healthier ways of thinking. check the link below and share/donate if you can. thanks! 022
Reposted by zappa-szepAmericans for Tax Fairness @4taxfairness.bsky.social · 14/10/202675% of small business owners say this economy is one of the hardest of their careers. It all comes down to one thing. We've been transferring wealth upwards to billionaires and corporations in the form of tax breaks and handouts for decades. THAT'S what built this economy. 12712
Reposted by zappa-szepAndy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Sometimes, it’s just better to not have a slogan. 1211111
Reposted by zappa-szepkattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 14/10/2026MY BABY’S BACK!!! 1117218
Reposted by zappa-szepCats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Le Snooze. Photo from my collection, no date/info. 272686248
Reposted by zappa-szepC. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 14/10/2026When you’re tiny and nosy. 315624
Reposted by zappa-szepMemento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 14/10/2026i have whispered names to trees before so dont get on my bad side 1112822
Reposted by zappa-szepSwim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 13/10/2026*teen Jesus takes the wheel* lol I'm not great at merging 1195
Reposted by zappa-szepTara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 14/10/2026do you think it’s good that I’ve woken up every morning for the past 3 months with Sabotage by Beastie Boys in my head 2111
Reposted by zappa-szepTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I know you want me to make it up as I go but that's a premise I just can't keep 17649
Reposted by zappa-szepViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Your 5,000 piece puzzle turns out to be a picture of your headstone with tomorrow’s date 1438891
Reposted by zappa-szepbatkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 12/10/2026🎶 Aruba, Jamaica, oh I wanna claim ya Bermuda, Bahama, gotta beat da Gama 🎶 - Christopher "Kokomo" Columbus 17714
Reposted by zappa-szepbatkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 12/10/2026best part about dating the Skeleton Witch is knowing she’s just around the corner whenever I hear them bones all CLACKITY CLACK 💀 💕 0454
Reposted by zappa-szepIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Three Things I Wish I Knew Before Getting Married: 1. Black wedding dress: Funny? Yes. Cursed? Also yes 2. You look amazing. Get a solo photo in case the dude’s temporary 3. Just because someone asks you to marry them doesn’t mean you have to 516114
Reposted by zappa-szepNature @nature.com · 09/10/2026🔊 Nature staff discuss a network of organizations that have been building their ranks through deceptive practices go.nature.com/4s028JNgo.nature.comBriefing Chat: Top researchers are being misled by sham academic societiesNature staff discuss a network of organizations that have been building their ranks through deceptive practices. 0136
Reposted by zappa-szepAmericans for Tax Fairness @4taxfairness.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Billionaire families have spent $1.7 BILLION influencing the 2026 midterms. $1.2 BILLION of that is benefiting politicians they believe will give them MORE tax breaks. Let's be real. We CANNOT fix this economy until we stop letting billionaires warp it by buying our politics. 13315
Reposted by zappa-szepnige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 09/10/2026MANAGER: why are you late for work? ME: why are you lowkey obsessed with me? 0134
Reposted by zappa-szepQuinn Sutherland @reelquinn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026A sassy flight attendant named Skyrizi 1213
Reposted by zappa-szepRobert "The Bobby Yaga" McNees @mcnees.bsky.social · 08/10/2026[Sam Altman jabbing his finger at a preprint on his laptop that he cannot explain or verify] “Don’t you see? We understand more about the structure of reality” 0282
Reposted by zappa-szepAndy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Today I made Velveeta fudge and now I don’t know how to proceed with my life. 11696
Reposted by zappa-szepTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026You can always tell when the world tries to learn from your thoughts because it'll have some universal truth act casual for being wrong and wait for you to say like "2+2=a trick I picked up stealing cars" 16539
Reposted by zappa-szepMike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026selling some stuff on fb marketplace. I do think that photo of me would make an interesting movie poster 61096
Reposted by zappa-szepLauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 06/10/2026Every day I see our friend Nurse Hammam is still alive, I pray that we can help him enough to survive this. Please share and help if you’re able 💜 055
Reposted by zappa-szepThe Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms theonion.com/dnc-releases-preemptiv… 782542331
Reposted by zappa-szepBarred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026was reminded that Alito's originalism book, "So Ordered," comes out today and-- 69325
Reposted by zappa-szepkattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 06/10/2026is it boardom, it’s boardom isn’t it 1223158
Reposted by zappa-szepAmericans for Tax Fairness @4taxfairness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026BREAKING: A $111 BILLION merger closed today. The Ellison family is worth upwards of $185 billion. They now own Paramount, Warner Bros, HBO Max, CNN, and CBS. Billionaires are consolidating power over our politics and our media. This is what rigging the system looks like. 16123
Reposted by zappa-szepleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026this is about me and i'm not sorry! i don't have time to read about foreplay and where the g spot is or whatever. i'm sure spending hours and hours fucking your wife is a good ROI if you're unemployed but some of us have jobs also claude has a huge hog so that's another point in the AI column 681189
Reposted by zappa-szepCats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Most stylish couple. Photo from my collection, no date/info. 10127087
Reposted by zappa-szepInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Get in on the ground floor of the agent everyone is talking about. Here are some of our favorite Z prompts to have a better and more fulfilling life. (This post is #PoweredByZ, proud sponsor of the Tim Heidecker Podcast.) 226139
