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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 4h

MAD TV’S 100 BEST TV SHOWS OF THE 21st CENTURY 1. Butter Ball Saul 2. Hicks 3. Widow’s Bae 4. Mad Men’s Wearhouse 5. Succotashion 6. Kevin Hart Can Fuck Himself 7. The Wirewolf 8. Slow Lorises 9. Twin Peaky Blinders 10. Reacheround

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 12/07/2023

austrian policeman: did you get a look at the people who killed your baby, mrs. hitler? mrs. hitler: yes they were all wearing silver time travel suits and saying something about updog austrian policeman: what's updog mrs. hitler (to camera):

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Paul F. Tompkins is the funniest man on Earth

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

sad to see DETROITERS is leaving Netflix on October 15, watch it if you've never seen it and watch it again if you have

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My wife (51f) is leaving me (61m) because i never use acronyms when i talk about things like light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation or self-contained underwater breathing apparatus. AM I THE ASSHOLE?

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

people who don't believe in evolution have obviously never watched me eat an orange over the sink

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Greg Ward @gdub1972.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Sometimes I remember why I stay on social media. This classic by @blainecapatch.bsky.social is one such reason

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Swiss LEGGY Knife (single gunshot) Swiss... LEG (three gunshots)

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

most streaming services are actually just pee

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

just found out i'm opening for Ed Sheeran on a world tour! now to take a big mouthful of coffee and open my computer

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

why would anyone want to go to an Ed Sheeran concert

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

jesus christ do i have to do everything around here

No results found for "Suge Knight Shyamalan".

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

this morning at 11:30 PST (cat time)

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

one of these days they're going to make an AI that knows how many fingers you have and then it's game over

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I Am the Black Gold of the Sun -- Rotary Connection a psychedelic soul masterpiece with Minnie Riperton, i can listen to it on a loop for hours

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Rotary Connection - I Am the Black Gold of the Sun HQ

YouTube video by Hiawatha

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

just put five grand on Kalshi on never getting five grand

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 28/09/2023

hey Worf you don't have to say Klingon Blood Worm Ceremony you can just say Blood Worm Ceremony

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

11:30 PST, i'm heading to prison now to get a jump on traffic

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

i'm playing D&D live with my Irish friends in THE EMERALD COLLECTIVE tomorrow if you're into that sort of thing

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

i love this so much, thank you Jorge

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

heard a song on the radio and thought wow this band desperately wants to be Interpol and it was the new Interpol

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

i'm doing stand-up at the Elks Lodge in Van Nuys on Friday, i hope they have a comedy night

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

with Blöthar the Berserker from GWAR at LUCHA VAVOOM

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

see to it that Mister Bond's car experiences some braking difficulties

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

i'm hosting LUCHA VAVOOM with Blöthar the Berserker from GWAR tonight at the Mayan

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Make a band bigger: The Humungous League

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

i'm hosting LUCHA VAVOOM with special guest BLÖTHAR THE BERSERKER from GWAR at the Mayan August 28th if you're into that sort of thing

i'm hosting LUCHA VAVOOM at the MAYAN August 28th

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

BREAKING: Trump orders release of 30 million barrels from Strategic Beef Reserve

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

BASED ON THE MYSTERY OF THE CREEPY CAMPGROUND BY LEE CHILD AND HIS CHARACTER, JACK REACHER

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

just saw this tonight, it's absolutely brilliant

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

when i bite into a Thom Yorke Peppermint Patty i get the sensation of the breath of the morning i keep forgetting the smell of the warm summer air i live in a town where you can't smell a thing you watch your feet for cracks in the pavement up above aliens hover making home movies for the folks ba

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