iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

my vet, who's hard of hearing: can you repeat your cat's name me:

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Worn Out Millennial @wornoutmillennial.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

Bent down to tie my shoe this morning, and my lower back played the opening notes of a jazz solo.

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Worn Out Millennial @wornoutmillennial.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

Skype shutting down feels less like the end of an era and more like cleaning out a junk drawer and finding your old ICQ number written on a post-it. Useless, but weirdly sentimental.

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Worn Out Millennial @wornoutmillennial.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

The revolution will be rationed to two dolls per child.

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

*gets injured doing the family reunion trust fall*

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

48% of being an adult is unsubscribing from emails.

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Worn Out Millennial @wornoutmillennial.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

One minute Bill Kurtis is narrating a double homicide. The next, he’s awarding points for puns on NPR. No notes.

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Worn Out Millennial @wornoutmillennial.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

Something heavy just hit the floor upstairs, either gravity’s getting stronger or our neighbor’s testing the limits of structural integrity.

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John DeVore @johndevore.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

when can i buy ozempic gummies over the counter

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

You’re never too old to pretend to learn.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

Never realized how often I let my dog sniff items I’m holding just because I want him to feel included.

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Nat Guest @unfortunatalie.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app

A business woman in a grey skirt suit, pointing a rifle at a boxy 90s PC

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Babe stop crashing out, you’re acting like this this is your first total economic collapse

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Worn Out Millennial @wornoutmillennial.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

Nothing like spending a peaceful Sunday catching up on Nexpo videos and reminding myself that the internet is a cursed labyrinth of existential dread. Perfect way to recharge for the week.

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Worn Out Millennial @wornoutmillennial.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Life’s overwhelming, but a burger and fries never asks questions.

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Worn Out Millennial @wornoutmillennial.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Going to bed felt productive until I found a pool cleaning video. Now I’m rooting for algae to lose.

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Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Thank god its friday, amirite?

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Worn Out Millennial @wornoutmillennial.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Was going about my day when my body suddenly remembered pollen exists. Seasonal allergies staging their annual coup.

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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

This is all a bit too much for a Monday morning

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 01/02/2025

I'm sorry I was so weird the other night that's how I am every night

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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

You have a new follower

Fembots from Austin Powers have taken over Bluesky. If only there were an international man of mystery to save us.

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Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · 06/01/2025

America's democracy:

Jason Derulo "falling down the stairs at the met gala"

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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

*thinks outside the box* *dies from exposure*

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

the real enemies are the ones who buy your parents little tech doodads that require your IT assistance

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YIMBYLAND @yimbyland.com · 29/12/2024

Rest in peace, king 🏡

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　　　　　　　　　　　 hamgod . 　　　　　　　　 skin @mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.hamgod.skin · 29/12/2024

me: i am having this problem doing something several people: switch to linux

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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/12/2024

going into 2025 with this energy

WE KNOW HOW IT ENDS.
WE’RE ALL READY FOR IT.

(pop-tart standing atop toaster slot)

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

I remember when a problem was someone talking over the radio host while you were poised to hit record on the tape deck when your song came on Let's get you to bed, grandma

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

the original logo for the World Wide Web is incredible. this looks like i made it up but i absolutely did not

Let's Share What We Know
W W W
World Wide Web

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

my New Year’s resolution is to avoid getting polio

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Keep your friends close and a bag of chips closer.

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Shanon Taylor @drspedinnv.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

White supremacy always gonna try to reign supreme. Right there in the name. I’m just surprised this all exploded before we even got to inauguration. We’re gonna need a shorter measure of time than a Scaramucci

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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

William Shatner on the Twilight Zone, 1963

Black and white still from that TV show William Shatner trying to put a very smooth look on his face saying had a Teensy way to break down but now I'm cured

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 29/11/2024

when u got that ADHD

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 30/11/2024

You: Would you like to go to an amusement park Me, looking at my daily standup resuming on Monday: Yes

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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 16/03/2024

My wife said I was a "Walmart 7," and I've been riding that high since the tampon aisle.

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Worn Out Millennial @wornoutmillennial.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Falling asleep early feels great until you wake up at 3 AM, wide-eyed and ready to either start a new life or go to Costco for a rotisserie chicken. But Costco isn’t open and neither is your ambition.

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