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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 6h

heh heh it’s by dick polman

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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 6h

it is the morning of september 30. the vancouver canucks have more wins than the houston texans

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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 14h

phillies: start bad, fire manager, scramble to playoffs, get embarrassed by atlanta red sox: start bad, fire manager. scramble to playoffs, get embarrassed by the yankees mets: start bad, fire manager, stay bad, get to see the liberty beat the snot out of the lynx

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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 14h

i was told the minnesota lynx were good

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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 14h

do what makes you comfortable but i would prefer to die than have a headline not just saying that i wear a diaper but saying that i say i wear a diaper

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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 17h

bill belichick, mumbling, when you ask him how the chili cook-off went

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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 17h

every basketball team in the state can go fuck itself except those kids who got hosed by the refs against hickory high

dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 17h

well the astros are back under .500

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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 19h

every time i come back from the kitchen the white sox have scored again

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something to monitor during these mlb playoffs: earlier this year the new york knicks won the nba finals, adding to their nba cup to become the first double champions in nba history

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tommy invite him to your fantasy football league

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you’re allowed to cry watching wrestling. they can’t stop you

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mordecai brown: three fingers and TWO BIG FAT L’S

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hate to see atlanta get a big dramatic win like that but also love to see the phillies choke like chokey chokers

why do we keep getting subjected, across networks, to matty v

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phillies should of signed kimbrel

reaching unprecedented levels of not knowing ball

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interesting call to advertise a body razor by depicting a creepy man shaving his pubes in a living room

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there’s no way to do the chop and not look like an asshole but then there are ways to do it and look like a super asshole

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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

bryce harper and nick sirianni have the same dumbass expression and the same capacity to say a sentence that you can’t respond to without first taking a deep sigh

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You can’t criticize me I already visualized you as the unhelpful zigzag Tetris block and myself as the heroic single line block

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new video: after his defense led texas past ohio state and tennessee, will muschamp is being talked about for possible head coaching openings at nc state and western. we look at what might be next for “champy”

will muschamp with bushy bill and the nc state wolf and the words HOT COMMODITY in a sloppy fake youtube thumbnail i made

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still buzzing from the best football of the weekend

pre- and post-wharfie time stats in the grand final

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Caleb Henry YVR 💪🇨🇦 🦅 @calebhenry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

exasperated dad and bored teenage son visit chicago

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"You take you a deuce, you don’t sit there and look at it. You flush it and move on. We gon' flush it and move on"

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Stuffing the Passer @stuffingthepasser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

that’s right, phone. we move. go birds

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Luther Burden is a man of compassion and forgiveness… *pulls out and cocks a pair of pearl-handled six-shooters* …too bad I’m Luther Burden the Third

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god up there like “alright yeah you won i’ve got wars going on and shit just put the glory in the houston oilers section if we need space i don’t even care anymore it’s too me-damn much already”

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