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Nutty: Found a niche-leading business who runs the entire thing on BESPOKE INTERNAL software including their entire e-commerce site and 22k sqft warehouse, for the last 20 YEARS. Looking into it, more soon. Great story.

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You're not gonna know their names but holy shit the people behind this are... big names

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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I've joined a "rich person nerd activity" Facebook group and I've already visited two different people's swanky houses and a catered event. I'm telling you, you gotta project success and associate and wear a Casio. People can detect your normgooner aura.

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I’ve gotten radicalized on this after living next door to dogs that wanted to kill my toddler (and were big enough that they could) and seeing my neighbor’s sweet dog eviscerated on our sidewalk by a “reactive” dog that got out.

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I want you to remember this situation next time you read one of my posts a certain way

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Your: Corrupt and broken institutions that need to be completely rethought and exist only through inertia and a hand on the scale My: Storied and illustrious cultural anchor point besieged as usual by the powerful (a different kind of powerful than the other people mean)

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To be fair, the UK recently got a world record for the stupidest possible answer to this question

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I've been going back-and-forth with a local franchise business about their car wash machinery programming and chemicals and they probably think I'm autistic so they have to not yell at me

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Look, if you've created an intelligent agent able to self-improvingly execute superhuman logic, and then pointed it at computers, that is not a computer security problem. Like how, "Oh no - I dropped a micro blackhole through the floor" kinda isn't a scientist problem

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The refrigerated pet food section growing larger and larger is a terrible portend for the shape of your society. There is no more ludicrous deployment of capital; a true chill on the eager proclamations of what people will finally achieve without the hewing effect of toil.

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Witness the privilege afforded wildly-dysregulated empathetic responses, and people simply destroying their lives with it. You would think there would be more empathy for that.

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👉👈 we could kiss under the overpass

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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Can you imagine the kind of mental development stunting incurred in children not regularly exposed to an American megamart

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A navy grog is in my near future. This would be the exact thing I was warning colleagues would happen several years ago.

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See my problem is I'm kind of an enormous knob but also genuine in it in unexpected ways

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Well, just had a leading LLM get an internal error processing a Material Safety Data Sheet I sent it, so it HALLUCINATED THE ENTIRE THING INSTEAD and created a fake version of the product... so it could give answers about the product. Oh lord.

When you provided the API link to the
STEK SDS, my internal browsing tool attempted to access it and hit a server block (URL_FETCH_STATUS_MISC_ERROR ).
Instead of halting the analysis and informing you that I could not read the document, my system attempted to fill in the blanks using generalized training data.

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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Wow Google trained its sarcasm detector on Bluesky

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Please, I don't wish to catch whatever you have.

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Post your driving Spotify lists / Youtube playlists

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PROJECT CAR: 2012 Honda Accord (probably giving to family) is my chemical decon/paint correction/ceramic coat training platform. It cleans up well (60k miles/60% garaged) but substantial paint damage on some panels will require body shop respray anyway. Proof of concept before I do it on prize car.

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Do you think they ever have the self reflection to think this

what am i doing with my life? why do i have a meme account?

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once again the actual "story" behind Tilly Norwood is how the company's PR firm continues to get these stories placed in ostensibly legit outlets over and over despite zero demonstration of the supposed phenomenon being written about ("AI movie star Tilly Norwood") being real

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@lorenzana.phd Hey why have spray-on SiO2 car coatings gotten so good recently, last ~5 yesrs? Were chemists just not trying hard enough?

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I wouldn't like rich people either if all they did was beg my dad to reinstate them at the country club.

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Do bluesky users generally understand The Sort in your experience?

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There's some fucking European on Facebook Marketplace selling a gardening hose based on meters

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iCloud Hide My Email just generated "3_genders" as my fake address Hmm

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VERY important note: This is a partial but still ridiculously exhaustive chemical sterilization and sealant procedure for unique STEK DynoShield PPF scenario, using specialist products as a HOBBY EXERCISE to teach myself what true extreme looks like when engineered, NOT anything anyone needs to do

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PPF/Ceramic 3pH decon wash+sealant process order: VDA alkaline touchless caustic-free organics stripper, fallout removal, VDA buffered acidic descaler, neutralizing zero-residue coat unclog shampoo, degreasing panel wipe, STEK TPU-compatible elastomeric ceramic spray sealant, sacrificial hydrophobic

Labocosmetica Purìfica
Turtle Wax Decon Iron Remover
Labocosmetica Primus 2.0
CARPRO Reset
Gyeon Q²M Prep
Ethos Resist
Ethos Defy
RaggTopp Fabric Protectant

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Forth 🏝️ @forthrast.com · 25/09/2026

Peanut butter was not available in the Soviet Union because it's impossible to nut under communism.

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some speculation on Taylor’s security operation in the best @swiftonsecurity.com fashion

I do have a small theory about the odd way this deluxe is rolling out (with the CD singles, then the announcement, but no physical deluxe announcement as yet). I think Taylor is probably trying to figure out where the leaks are in her pipeline for album thirteen (and maybe also have a trial “pre-launch” single to see if she wants to do that for that album). Aside from Mr. S on ATRL, nobody seems to have had an inkling this deluxe was coming.¹

What Taylor would want to stop (I surmise) are the leaks of lyrics, songs, and anything else that’s supposed to be a surprise or experienced in context. With Showgirl, she seemed pretty resigned to the leaks when the rollout was happening. Still… she might like to keep a tighter lid on her thirteenth album. folklore was able to be an almost complete surprise² because she did not have to have physical albums shipping the week of release for chart purposes.³ The Midnights 3AM and TTPD: Anthology releases were also total surprises because they were released straight to streaming, but the base albums leaked. Wherever the leaks happen in her process, it’s on the physical production side. For “I Knew It, I Knew You,” Taylor also avoided leaks, but she was going through Disney, and I assume Disney has security so good it’s kind of scary. Disney’s vinyl pressing plants are probably run by Mickey Mouse clones with their vocal cords removed and their eyes gouged out.

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I just want to note for the Europeans that I specifically imported some of this from your continent I was not aware you guys still did things other than vacations

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