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John DeVore

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This is a Phantom of the Opera fan account My debut memoir, 'Theatre Kids,' is on sale now

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John DeVore @johndevore.bsky.social · 7h
a few friendly thoughts about our friend, a.i. johndevore.substack.com/p/advice-for...
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Advice For Men: Don't brag about using A.I.
“Am I a hypocrite? Am I complicit?”
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John DeVore @johndevore.bsky.social · 7h
a few friendly thoughts about our friend, a.i. johndevore.substack.com/p/advice-for...
johndevore.substack.com
Advice For Men: Don't brag about using A.I.
“Am I a hypocrite? Am I complicit?”
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John DeVore @johndevore.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*sets ai agent to wormtongue*
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John DeVore @johndevore.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My 14 year old niece is really into Marvel movies and shows. She loves musicals and YA but id love to get her a Marvel comic — like a trade. Any recs?
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John DeVore @johndevore.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
but the best show of the 21st century is “deadwood”
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John DeVore @johndevore.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
there is no such thing as a cultural footprint culture walks beside me like jesus
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John DeVore @johndevore.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"For the love of God, Montresor!"
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John DeVore @johndevore.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
2010 was peak gingham
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John DeVore @johndevore.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s not a contest but i win
A screenshot of my masterpiece
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John DeVore @johndevore.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
just saw ‘all that jazz’ on the big screen at the paris with @davidcote.bsky.social where we made a pact to be each others deathbed song and dance show host ben vereen
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John DeVore @johndevore.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i watched this movie for the 1000th time this weekend on ye olde TCM substack.com/home/post/p-...
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150 Word Review: 'To Sir, With Love' (1967)
Old school
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John DeVore @johndevore.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I am honored to be on the STARLOG podcast with Jordan—I haven't had this much fun in a while, talking about a movie that legit means the world to me. One shall stand, one shall fall!
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John DeVore @johndevore.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
heat (1995)
i used technology to cleverly alter the closed captioning of this scene from michael mann's movie heat
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John DeVore @johndevore.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
it’s true i am a trailblazer
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John DeVore @johndevore.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Cole Escola should play Miss Hannigan
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John DeVore @johndevore.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"So I made a plan to swing by four diners over the course of the night, check in on old friends. I just wanted to know, were the diners open? Would anyone be there? Could I get the bacon extra-crispy?" Link: foodandwine.com/24-ho… Via: @foodandwine.com Editor: @katkinsman.bsky.social
Hey look what I wrote!
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John DeVore @johndevore.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Is it possible to bomb so badly at karaoke that you lose the favor of God? No, my dudes. It is not. johndevore.substack.com/p/advice-for...
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Advice For Men: Say “yes” to karaoke
“Be prepared.”
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John DeVore @johndevore.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Is it possible to bomb so badly at karaoke that you lose the favor of God? No, my dudes. It is not. johndevore.substack.com/p/advice-for...
johndevore.substack.com
Advice For Men: Say “yes” to karaoke
“Be prepared.”
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John DeVore @johndevore.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Money and pain. Pain, pain, pain…
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John DeVore @johndevore.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
what if i started a podcast for other dudes would that fill the empty space
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John DeVore @johndevore.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
saturday night rewatching deadwood
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John DeVore @johndevore.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i just watched 'practical magic' for the first time and one gripe i have is in that margaritas don't have coconut so the song makes no sense
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John DeVore @johndevore.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
One thing that Frank Herbert knew is that no artificial intelligence can create what the human mind can create while high as fuck on cocaine.
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John DeVore @johndevore.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
just a reminder that my newsletter, 'advice for men,' has a playlist of cheesedick 90s/2000s bro rock open.spotify.com/playlist/6XE...
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Advice For Men
'Advice for Men' is a Substack newsletter about masculinity, mental health, and pop culture, written for men or anyone familiar with the concept.
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Chet @sealless.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"It’s funny how you don’t know you’re crying until you can taste the salt in your mouth." In 2001 I had never been to New York. Now we're there a few times a year, long weekends to see bands, a week for our anniversary. As we wander the city on foot this essay is never far from my mind.
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John DeVore @johndevore.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yes, sorry, but here you go: an essay about 9/11. (Sorry) I was 27 then. Jesus. I am sympathetic to those who were children, or not even born, on 9/11 and who have spent their lives having to mourn that day. It’s a myth now, a story. This is mine. johndevore.substack.com/p/advice-for...
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Advice For Men: Have a plan
“The world was ending.”
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John DeVore @johndevore.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Is it possible to bomb so badly at karaoke that you lose the favor of God
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John DeVore @johndevore.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
is the whole “ai is going to kill all humans” a way to make me thankful when a.i. simply takes my job and ruins my life instead
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John DeVore @johndevore.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yes, sorry, but here you go: an essay about 9/11. (Sorry) I was 27 then. Jesus. I am sympathetic to those who were children, or not even born, on 9/11 and who have spent their lives having to mourn that day. It’s a myth now, a story. This is mine. johndevore.substack.com/p/advice-for...
johndevore.substack.com
Advice For Men: Have a plan
“The world was ending.”
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John DeVore @johndevore.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
no.
This is a screenshot of a Deadline story
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John DeVore @johndevore.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
it's clear i went joker way too early, and now i'm jokered out
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John DeVore @johndevore.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
For my dudes, whoever you are: I wrote about a movie that made me a man. I'm throwing this week's Advice For Men in the replies.
Tim Curry, R.I.P.
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John DeVore @johndevore.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
green lantern ring: are you afraid? me: *pops a klonopin*
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 31/08/2026
even tho @johndevore.bsky.social is quoted in it i really loved @maxevry.bsky.social’s big book on the making of david lynch’s “dune”
cover image of 
A MASTERPIECE IN DISARRAY
DAVID LYNCH'S DUNE
AN ORAL HISTORY
MAX EVRY
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Balkan Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Gang, @johndevore.bsky.social has done it again johndevore.substack.com/p/advice-for...
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Advice For Men: Don’t dream it. Be it.
When Tim Curry’s Dr.
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John DeVore @johndevore.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
For my dudes, whoever you are: I wrote about a movie that made me a man. I'm throwing this week's Advice For Men in the replies.
Tim Curry, R.I.P.
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John DeVore @johndevore.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I wrote about devil's lettuce and sobriety for @insidehook.bsky.social, and I asked the question, "Is everyone stoned but me?" www.insidehook.com/experiences/...
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Everyone Is Stoned But Me
I gave up getting high decades ago. Now I have to deal with weed being chic and normies getting stoned 24/7.
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John DeVore @johndevore.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
recreational melange
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John DeVore @johndevore.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Do I have a drag name? Yes of course it’s John DezVous
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John DeVore @johndevore.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
my wife agreed to watch david lynch’s dune with me !!!
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John DeVore @johndevore.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
scramblin’ eggs
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John DeVore @johndevore.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I wrote about right-wing 'theatre kids' for @newrepublic.com way back in 2024 because for once I was ahead of the curve newrepublic.com/article/1852...
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The Sad Theatre Kids of Right-Wing Media
For years, I was a suffering artist seeking attention wherever I could find it. Like so many others, I found it on Fox News.
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sam @samthielman.com · 24/08/2026
Gift link to me on Green Lantern, "Lanterns," and, of course, the Gay Ghost. slate.com/culture/2026...
Has there ever been a sillier comic-book hero than Green Lantern? Yes, of course there has. Without even changing the color, there's the Green Lama and the Green Falcon. But for some reason, each time DC Entertainment tries to expand its TV and film offerings beyond its more dependable Golden Age characters—Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman—he is usually the first major hero of the comics' goofy, fun Silver Age of Cold War-inflected characters to get a face-lift. (Sometimes it's the Flash.) As the new and much-improved universe of DC Comics adaptations shifts into gear, the challenge facing HBO's Lanterns is a daunting one: How can it introduce Green Lantern without inviting the suspicion that in short order we will all have to do a lot of extra homework in order to watch various embarrassed-looking Oscar winners in
the roles of Bee-Man, Matter-Eater Lad, and the Gay Ghost? At the core of it all, of course, is the idea of the ring. The ring is good. Everybody at Warner
Bros. knows how much an ordinary person with a TV likes a magic ring. But so much demands explanation when a moviegoer or a TV watcher is faced with a supercop in a green jumpsuit, empowered by the Guardians of the Universe to keep Earth safe from alien invasion using a magic ring powered by will, which is in turn charged using a special lantern-shaped battery. Why is the uniform green? Why a lantern? If it runs on will, why does the ring need to charge up? Is law enforcement really the best career for a superhero? Did artist Gil Kane mean to put founding Prime Minister of Israel David Ben-Gurion's face on the Guardians of the Universe, a race of aliens who look like blue Oompa Loompas? Or was it an
accident? (It was intentional.)
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John DeVore @johndevore.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"i LOVE bread," me, at the circus
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John DeVore @johndevore.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
All new Mercifully Short™ movie reviews: The End of Oak Street, Spider-Man 4, Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma, Tony, Baby Doll, Straight Time, The Gunfighter, and The Rules of the Game READ/SHARE/SUBSCRIBE/NAMASTE: 150wordreviews.substack.com/p/150-word-r...
I'm handsome, even as a cartoon.
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John DeVore @johndevore.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
recruiter: what's your 5 year plan me: im going to write a nightbreed 2 screenplay
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John DeVore @johndevore.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
i wrote about something very important for my newsletter where i write about masculinity: i got a pebble ice machine y'all and i love it here's a pic!
This is pebble ice from my pebble ice machine!
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Balkan Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This is kinda what @johndevore.bsky.social wrote about last week, or what I took from it at least
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John DeVore @johndevore.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
i wrote about something very important for my newsletter where i write about masculinity: i got a pebble ice machine y'all and i love it here's a pic!
This is pebble ice from my pebble ice machine!
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Still reeling over that Pwn Sauce!!
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