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Worn Out Millennial

@wornoutmillennial.bsky.social
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SSRI-fueled and snack-deprived. Adtech nerd.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
my vet, who's hard of hearing: can you repeat your cat's name me:
Laura Loomer tweets: WOKE MARXIST POPE
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Worn Out Millennial @wornoutmillennial.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Bent down to tie my shoe this morning, and my lower back played the opening notes of a jazz solo.
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Worn Out Millennial @wornoutmillennial.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Skype shutting down feels less like the end of an era and more like cleaning out a junk drawer and finding your old ICQ number written on a post-it. Useless, but weirdly sentimental.
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Worn Out Millennial @wornoutmillennial.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
The revolution will be rationed to two dolls per child.
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
*gets injured doing the family reunion trust fall*
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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
48% of being an adult is unsubscribing from emails.
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Worn Out Millennial @wornoutmillennial.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
One minute Bill Kurtis is narrating a double homicide. The next, he’s awarding points for puns on NPR. No notes.
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Worn Out Millennial @wornoutmillennial.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Something heavy just hit the floor upstairs, either gravity’s getting stronger or our neighbor’s testing the limits of structural integrity.
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John DeVore @johndevore.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
when can i buy ozempic gummies over the counter
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
You’re never too old to pretend to learn.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Never realized how often I let my dog sniff items I’m holding just because I want him to feel included.
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Nat Guest @unfortunatalie.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app
A business woman in a grey skirt suit, pointing a rifle at a boxy 90s PC
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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Babe stop crashing out, you’re acting like this this is your first total economic collapse
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Worn Out Millennial @wornoutmillennial.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Nothing like spending a peaceful Sunday catching up on Nexpo videos and reminding myself that the internet is a cursed labyrinth of existential dread. Perfect way to recharge for the week.
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Worn Out Millennial @wornoutmillennial.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Life’s overwhelming, but a burger and fries never asks questions.
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Worn Out Millennial @wornoutmillennial.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Going to bed felt productive until I found a pool cleaning video. Now I’m rooting for algae to lose.
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Worn Out Millennial @wornoutmillennial.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Wtf happened? Why?!
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Worn Out Millennial @wornoutmillennial.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Started with psych-punk anthems but became a bluegrass Nickelback cover band after “the incident”.
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Worn Out Millennial @wornoutmillennial.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Collective mood.
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Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Thank god its friday, amirite?
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Worn Out Millennial @wornoutmillennial.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Was going about my day when my body suddenly remembered pollen exists. Seasonal allergies staging their annual coup.
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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
This is all a bit too much for a Monday morning
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 01/02/2025
I'm sorry I was so weird the other night that's how I am every night
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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
You have a new follower
Fembots from Austin Powers have taken over Bluesky. If only there were an international man of mystery to save us.
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Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · 06/01/2025
America's democracy:
Jason Derulo "falling down the stairs at the met gala"
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
*thinks outside the box* *dies from exposure*
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
the real enemies are the ones who buy your parents little tech doodads that require your IT assistance
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YIMBYLAND @yimbyland.com · 29/12/2024
Rest in peace, king 🏡
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­­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­  ­ hamgod . ­­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­­ skin @mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.hamgod.skin · 29/12/2024
me: i am having this problem doing something several people: switch to linux
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/12/2024
going into 2025 with this energy
WE KNOW HOW IT ENDS.
WE’RE ALL READY FOR IT.

(pop-tart standing atop toaster slot)
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Worn Out Millennial @wornoutmillennial.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
The IAB should have information about tracking and programmatic advertising.
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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I remember when a problem was someone talking over the radio host while you were poised to hit record on the tape deck when your song came on Let's get you to bed, grandma
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
the original logo for the World Wide Web is incredible. this looks like i made it up but i absolutely did not
Let's Share What We Know
W W W
World Wide Web
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
my New Year’s resolution is to avoid getting polio
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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Keep your friends close and a bag of chips closer.
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Worn Out Millennial @wornoutmillennial.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
We’re here and reading. Keep them coming!
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Shanon Taylor @drspedinnv.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
White supremacy always gonna try to reign supreme. Right there in the name. I’m just surprised this all exploded before we even got to inauguration. We’re gonna need a shorter measure of time than a Scaramucci
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
William Shatner on the Twilight Zone, 1963
Black and white still from that TV show William Shatner trying to put a very smooth look on his face saying had a Teensy way to break down but now I'm cured
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 29/11/2024
when u got that ADHD
A Man Escaped, Robert Bresson, 1956 📽️
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 30/11/2024
You: Would you like to go to an amusement park Me, looking at my daily standup resuming on Monday: Yes
Euthanasia roller coaster
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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Benjamin Schwartz cartoon for the New Yorker.
A man stands in front of a raging dumpster fire, with his hand resting on his son's shoulder, saying: "Someday, this will all be yours"
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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 16/03/2024
My wife said I was a "Walmart 7," and I've been riding that high since the tampon aisle.
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Worn Out Millennial @wornoutmillennial.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Falling asleep early feels great until you wake up at 3 AM, wide-eyed and ready to either start a new life or go to Costco for a rotisserie chicken. But Costco isn’t open and neither is your ambition.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Musk announces victory in plan to balance federal budget by cutting all funding for Sesame Street
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Real Housewives of Waffle House
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