iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Rough couple of weeks for feminist icons with great tits

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Added “Dolly Parton is dead but Donald Trump is still alive” to my ‘Proof There is No God’ list

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I don’t believe in god but a lot of evil motherfuckers getting struck down lately just sayin

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Deport Clarence Thomas back to hell

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Never basked harder in my native Northern Californian smugness than I am now seeing that 100K Angelenos voted for Spencer fucking Pratt for mayor, are y’all okay down there, what is happening, like I am so embarrassed for you rn

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Who do you think is more disappointed right now Melania or JD?

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

For as long as I can remember I start my day by reading the news, and now the only reason I keep doing it is the knowledge that one morning I’ll wake up and the headline will be that he is dead

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

In my military dictatorship it would be illegal for adult men to use straws in public, I will not be answering any questions at this time

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Bad Bunny performance went so hard the person who has to scrape off overcooked steak thrown at the walls at Mar a Lago is gonna have to put in for overtime

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Added “Catherine O’Hara is dead but Donald Trump is still alive” to my ‘Proof There is No God’ list

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Last year at this time I was awaiting spine surgery, completely gorked out on pain meds and utterly oblivious to anything happening in the world outside of myself and my pain and I miss that so much

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

If you ever feel like you’re a bad person who is failing at life just remember that there are people who support ICE so you’re doing great sweetie🫶

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Does anyone know if 2026 has a 14 or 30 day return policy, because I would like to exchange it for a new year, this one came broken

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

It’s never the right corrupt dictator president who refuses to leave office getting snatched outta his bed and hauled away in the middle of the night 🙃

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Merry Christmas to firstborn daughters and literally nobody else

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

I just feel like no one at the post office even cared that I was wearing a 1989 A/W archival Comme des Garçon full length wool cape over the pajamas I’ve had on for 3 days

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

Last night I met a guy and when he told me he was from Ireland I said “I love your exits,” ya girl has still fuckin got it

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

The internet is mostly trash but watching idiots in Kentucky or where the fuck ever who have never left their hometown population 765 get big mad online about the mayor of NYC is honestly the funniest shit I’ve seen in awhile

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Every day at 6:30am I take a little 3 mile walk, and every day I walk past a house that absolutely reeks of marijuana smoke, and lemme tell you only one of us is doing life right and it sure as shit isn’t me

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

I’m going to have as much empathy for Charlie Kirk getting shot as he does for innocent children who are victims of gun violence

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

Not surviving, not thriving, some other third thing. (Spiraling)

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

The Taylor Swift engagement is huge news for my community (annoying white women)

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

I’ve started responding “pretty bad” when people ask how I’m doing, and that’s why I’m the most fun person at parties

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Y’all ever feel like you’re being suffocated by the heaviness of all the horrors in our nightmare world but in, like, a sexy way

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Oopsie once again accidentally built a following on a platform that doesn’t have monetization, I’m so good at the internet

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

The worst thing about being middle aged is realizing you’re only halfway done with this bullshit

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

Men who are publicly mourning Hulk Hogan on social media should be put on a registry

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Have I ever actually used a pocket in a dress, No. But am I going to stop getting irrationally excited about a dress having pockets, also No

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

Bad news everyone I’m hot and mean again

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

So you think the US will make it to her 250th birthday or nah

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

Called the liquid that first comes out of a ketchup bottle “pre-cum” and now this family barbecue is super awkward

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

People who aren’t depressed right now, like, actually what the fuck

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

The good news is I’ve finally weaned off all my post op pain meds so my mind is clear and I can focus on things other than myself again, and the bad news is my mind is clear and I can focus on things other than myself again

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Honestly I thought hell would have less bombs and more orgies 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

Every day of 2025 has felt like the longest day of the year, so no Becky, I’m not excited for the solstice.

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

*remembers that people love it when you take an interest in their hobbies* Soo, what’s it like being a complete dipshit?

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

I would like just one morning where I read the news and don’t think “what a disappointing day to be an American”

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Always the wrong people getting assassinated

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

Hi fam! To offset some of the (staggering) cost of my spine surgery I’m selling some really good items from my personal collection (designer clothes & bags, vintage pieces, fine jewelry) on Poshmark. Check it out & please @ me if you want something so I can give you a good deal❤️ posh.mk/upeZK5cGSTb

posh.mk

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

I keep seeing people complain that Bluesky is dead but I’m getting 100s of new followers a day so maybe y’all should just try doing better posts idk

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

For the past 5 nights I have dreamt about a different ex boyfriend from various points in my life, and the only reasonable explanation for this ghosts of Christmas past nonsense is obviously that a witch has put a curse on me

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

Turns out when I prayed for the president to get cancer I should have been more specific

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

My neighbors’ teenagers are having a party and I can hear them yelling, breaking bottles and blasting absolutely filthy music, and I’m positively livid that I wasn’t invited

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

The only social media I’ve been consuming is Handbag Reddit because reading posts by rich people upset that tariffs are raising prices on luxury designer goods is more soothing than whatever *gestures around* this is

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Saw the cutest toddler eating pizza with her mom and felt the deep, primal ache of a woman who wants refined carbs of her very own.

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

It cracks me up when someone tells me the love of a dog is nothing like the love of a child. It’s, like, duh I know that, I’m not stupid. A dog would never grow up and call me a bitch to my face.

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Started my post spine surgery physical therapy and when asked what my goal was I told them I “wanted to get back to being an absolute menace,” but in my chart it said “patient wants to rebuild strength,” the medical system is such bullshit

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

Gonna start calling the police to report a violent crime when someone I just met asks how old I am

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

If you needed one more sign that the world is collapsing today I bought crocs

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