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i just got a really bad urge to make fried green tomatoes with the tomato plants i have in the window those would be so good in a BLT

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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 4h

I woke up with the Dirty Dancing theme stuck in my head, and I have no idea why. But I'm having the time of my life

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 18h

Sometimes I only eat bread as an excuse to eat more butter

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geist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 22h

call me old-fashioned, but I prefer to purchase my drugs in a poorly lit alley from someone whose nickname is the town they’re from

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 6h

They didn’t let me be part of the zoot suit riot because I couldn’t run a comb through my coal black hair or throw back a bottle of beer

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 8h

Working on an 80s music doctoral thesis that explores how female artists went from bragging about having the beat to warning us that it was gonna get us

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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 5h

🎶She blinded me with science¹🎶 ¹Thomas Dolby was pepper sprayed

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 20h

*extreme Fiona Apple voice* I wrote a bad, bad skeet

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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I was gone for 2 weeks. When I got home, I had intrusive thoughts about our dark lord Cthulhu and an urge to raid the fridge. I’m not sure if I should plant it or add it to a pot of holy water and make soup.

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mothra stewart @gorl.gay · 07/10/2026

i just ate three thick sliced pieces of bacon that had pepper around the edges. and i rolled the perfect pink joint. today fucking rules.

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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 23h

more business owners need to be like this

Coldstuff Ice-cream • Follow

I swear to God. STOP YELLING AT MY FUCKING EMPLOYEES. They are children. This job, for most of them is their first. They are going to make mistakes. They aren't in charge of anything. This can all be fixed with a smile and a polite attitude. It's ice cream for crying out loud. Grow up and act your age.

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said

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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 07/10/2026

"Doctor, doctor! How is my wife??" "We've got her in triage, but I'm afraid she's going critical... GENDER critical" "Dear Lord, no..." "Yes, she won't shut up about gametes. I'm sorry, sir"

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Death @insatiableone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

No, Gender Critical is a one, nat 20 on Gender has gotta be like everyone has to do automatic saving throws for stanning when in their presence

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I'M BLEEDIN' OUT, MATE

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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I'm on my period. Normalize women sharing when they're on their periods, and not having to use cutesy, sterilizing euphemisms for it. Although I do like to say that I'm riding the cotton pony b/c that sounds fun.

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Kat Alderson 🙃 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I don't need a Halloween handle; my posts are their own kind of horror.

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

reading his breakup text the next morning while his cum is still inside me

Winnie the Pooh squinting while reading a sheet of paper

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Dan Kaszeta FRHistS @dankaszeta.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

You can be an expert on things you are opposed to. Just because you have knowledge of something and can explain it in detail, it does not necessarily follow that you are a proponent of them

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 06/10/2026

vampire who likes to hang out with his fang out

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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

never mind this is the only interpretation now

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mothra stewart @gorl.gay · 07/10/2026

The Urge™ a recurring, slightly feral desire to abandon normal life and become a rooftop creature.

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Imagine there’s no heaven, It's easy if you look around

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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

✨ ⠀ ✨🖐️ ⠀ ✊ ⠀ 🔥 🫴 ⠀ ❤️‍🔥 🤌 ⠀ 💖 🫰

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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 07/10/2026

Yeah, I'm Gender Critical. The scientists say if I take on any more gender, it could trigger a meltdown for the entire system

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

how many bridges could Phoebe Bridgers build, if Phoebe Bridgers did build bridges

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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026

"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It’s called hockey, maybe you s’cored of it

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It’s called enjoying a bidet, maybe you’ve turd of it.

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

New strain, who dis?

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 06/10/2026

worry. about the thing.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Evil Bob Marley: Woman, cry

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I just heard about boobs, they seem cool

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Goblin Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It's called my giant treasure pile, maybe you've hoard of it

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It’s called bringing presents, maybe you’ve hearth of it

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🎃 Spooky Dog 🎃 @stinky-doggy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It’s called Dungeons and Dragons, maybe you’ve nerd of it

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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 06/10/2026

it’s called hearing a who, maybe you’ve horton it

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

it's called being wounded maybe you've hurt of it

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BOO! I AM DOGG @whoosagoodboymeee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It's called dragon wealth management, maybe you've hoard of it

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

it’s called falling in love, maybe you’ve heart of it

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

beans on toast with a lil sharp cheddar on top hits the spot and I’ll defend her to the death

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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 30/08/2024

As we enter the Spooky Posting Period, please take a moment to honor the GOAT of all Halloween GOATS

2013 tweet by @hodgesboi15: If I lay $40 for a haunted house I better die

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Doctora Malka Older @older.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

we fucking loved it, even when there was basically nothing on it, and let me tell you something else: we loved it because of human connection, human diversity, human creativity. WE DON'T NEED A SINGLE THING ANY OF THESE COMEMIERDAS HAVE MADE AND TRIED TO SELL US IN ORDER TO HAVE A GREAT INTERNET.

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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

TITS AND DICKS OUT FOR...um, actually no reason, just do it to air those puppies out.

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