‘Ol Melissaround @wakamellem.bsky.social · 1hFeminize a band name GirlJam Aeroslit Postpartum Blues Traveler 021
Reposted by ‘Ol MelissaroundZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Robbing a bank through the drive thru by sending a note and the gun through the little tube thing 1176
Reposted by ‘Ol MelissaroundJanel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 2hmy phone has helpfully categorized my photos of “child” (a picture of myself aged 31), “cat” (my dog), and “Pugwash Nova Scotia” (a place no one has ever looked for a photo of) 613710
Reposted by ‘Ol MelissaroundBraden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 21hMy retirement plan is an abandoned shipping container full of old copper pipes 108629
Reposted by ‘Ol MelissaroundElle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 30/09/2026no shade to my younger self but where were you going with this 111433
Reposted by ‘Ol MelissaroundSiege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’d love to visit Japan just not during Godzilla season 815560
‘Ol Melissaround @wakamellem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026anti Talarico ads saying he’s “for they/them. not you.” 010
Reposted by ‘Ol MelissaroundDak @dak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ordering dinner via QR code feels less like going out for hospitality and more like submitting an IT helpdesk ticket for a bowl of pasta. 181963215
Reposted by ‘Ol MelissaroundSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Before AI comes for us, I need you to know *sound of modem dialup* 614746
Reposted by ‘Ol MelissaroundCage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"why would I deceive you?" 130105302096
Reposted by ‘Ol MelissaroundRob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 23/09/2026I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Costco has a $50 giant Frankenstein head made of green chocolate that includes a mallet for smashing his head open at which point a pound of gummy body parts will spill forth from the edible wreckage of his face 46967298
Reposted by ‘Ol MelissaroundMichael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The best sign in the history of everything. 855893929
Reposted by ‘Ol MelissaroundJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I don’t wanna be an alpha. Bitch I’m tryna frolic 6311108
Reposted by ‘Ol MelissaroundMichael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026PRISENCOLINENSINAINCIUSOL (1972) by ADRIANO CELENTANO This insanely addictive song was intended to sound to its Italian audience as if sung in English, the lyrics however are complete gibberish - with the exception of the words "all right". 82842182
Reposted by ‘Ol Melissaroundthe hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Really pumped for the new Jason Statham movie 4579
Reposted by ‘Ol MelissaroundThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If someone ever calls you a crazy cat lady, say “actually I’m a crazy catWOMAN” then lash him with your whip before backflipping away into the shadows. 1478174
Reposted by ‘Ol MelissaroundMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I hate when I'm buying organic vegetables and when I get home I discover they're just regular donuts. 1542601204
Reposted by ‘Ol MelissaroundRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Five corporations control 90% of the US media. Airlines have merged from 12 major carriers in 1980 to 4 today. A handful of companies control the pharmaceutical industry. Four giants control 80% of meat processing. The evidence of corporate concentration is everywhere. 720160466062
Reposted by ‘Ol MelissaroundMichael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it. It was effectively banned as it never aired again. I wonder why. MEDIA-OPOLY 256143846823
‘Ol Melissaround @wakamellem.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Wandering around asking anyone to please snap my neck like my chiro does. Seems pretty simple. Please? 000
Reposted by ‘Ol MelissaroundBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Maybe the most important political story of our time. People just want the bullshit to stop.gizmodo.com71% of Americans Say They're Completely ExhaustedA CDC report shows that people are not feeling relaxed and restful in the United States. 1401267076703
‘Ol Melissaround @wakamellem.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Oh how my beloved Mom would laugh and laugh when I glided through the room with sideways kicks and tripped over my own flare jeans (hot in 1998). So grateful for those memories and that infectious laugh. Love you, Mom. 000
‘Ol Melissaround @wakamellem.bsky.social · 18/09/2026me: What is this trash? (holding a bit of crinkled paper) also me: Give it to the cat. She‘ll process it. 000
Reposted by ‘Ol MelissaroundBetsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 17/09/2026learning how to be my own grandma 710340
‘Ol Melissaround @wakamellem.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Happy Gilmore envisions his Happy Place, but instead of Shooter McGavin ruining it for him, Pedo Fartbag is there doing his clown dance. 000
‘Ol Melissaround @wakamellem.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Tomorrow is Friday! The day I get notified at random inconvenient times by co-workers posting a gif of either the Seinfeld/Jefferson’s happy dance or the Exact. Same. SNL sketch. These interactions make *me feel so positive for the weekend. *my eyes roll into a headache. 000
Reposted by ‘Ol MelissaroundRaysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026Mushrooms are neat because some are like "I'm delicious in a salad", some are like "I will kill you", and others are like "I will show you the face of god, immerse you in childlike wonder, and also you like The Grateful Dead now" 12421107
Reposted by ‘Ol MelissaroundM Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 17/09/2026THIS 👇 HERE....... 263161114185
Reposted by ‘Ol MelissaroundMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I've cooked for men I should have poisoned, so yeah, I do have self control. 2054076312
Reposted by ‘Ol Melissaroundstefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026trying to impress my date by telling the chili’s waitress to tell chili i said hello 635169
Reposted by ‘Ol Melissaroundcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 17/09/2026NEW CAT JUST DROPPED!!!!! 483019665
Reposted by ‘Ol Melissaroundweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Ok that's 3 minutes, keep moving, got a lot of sad teens here. 1555802668
Reposted by ‘Ol MelissaroundDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Imagine sex with me. Thank you. I needed that. 19229
‘Ol Melissaround @wakamellem.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Hey you guys remember Print Shop and Print Master for the Commodor64? You could literally print a paper banner (with a border!) that says anything you want it to. 000
Reposted by ‘Ol Melissaroundcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go 124145122812
Reposted by ‘Ol MelissaroundFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026TEEN GIRL: *takes a selfie* NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: *slaps phone out of her hand* ducks don’t have lips 010929
‘Ol Melissaround @wakamellem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Make America Casino Again Heyyyy MACA Roi’na 👑 🎪🤡💩🕳️ 000
Reposted by ‘Ol MelissaroundGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I bet the first person who imported sausages from Vienna thought something waaaay more fancy was showin' up and whatnot. 41120888
Reposted by ‘Ol MelissaroundBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Every new dinosaur thing is like the Tyrannosaurus Rex wore short sleeved dress shirts and worked as a paralegal 692802474
Reposted by ‘Ol MelissaroundYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 16/09/2026(gazing wistfully towards the horizon) candy corn’ll be ripe soon 1533780
Reposted by ‘Ol Melissaroundmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Telling my coworkers about bluesky but they're all just staring at me in confusion. "But bluesky doesn't exist any more... it burned to the ground nearly 100 years ago..." I go to check my phone but there's just sand in my pocket 630266
Reposted by ‘Ol MelissaroundSunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026one time at my grandpa’s birthday party i had a piece of cake & it tasted pretty gross & i asked him what flavor it was & he leaned in real close to me & said, “ocean.” 1156
Reposted by ‘Ol MelissaroundSunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026one time my dentist found so many cavities in my teeth that he just euthanized me. 35419
Reposted by ‘Ol MelissaroundNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Picture of Dorian Gray but the photo in the attic grows mentally stable over time. 115145
‘Ol Melissaround @wakamellem.bsky.social · 12/09/2026🤣 Cheryl Hines is ‘The Marvelous Mrs Measles’ 020
Reposted by ‘Ol MelissaroundAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 11/09/2026Okay everyone. Here’s the YouTube interview with @jimmykimmel.com and @jamestalarico.bsky.social You know what to do. Watch it. Share it. Donate. Bury them. youtu.be/WLDE9LrGpNk?...youtu.beJimmy Kimmel’s Interview with James Talarico That the FCC Doesn’t Want You To SeeYouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live 4541893811162
