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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If you ever see my ass standing like this, unplug me and plug me back in.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Excited to see how the Atlanta Hawkeyes do this year and whatnot.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Private companies are hiding the Musk doc, while public funds are makin' Trump ads. If you are cool with it you can kiss my entire black ass and whatnot.

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

A new trailer for Alex Gibney's documentary about Elon Musk was just released. gizmodo.com/elon-musk-do...

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Xi is like, "Who the fuck are these weirdos?"

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This sucks I'm on a plane to Vegas and the pilots just ran outta the cockpit in squirrel costumes and whatnot #FurryInvasion

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Drag queens ain't done shit to you

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I apologize for using taxpayer funds to start Whatnot News Network. WNN will be sponsored by Kangol going forward. I appreciate privacy during this difficult time.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Sending love to the one of a kind Carrot Top and whatnot.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Spoiler alert and whatnot. You don't have to completely understand how someone lives their life in order to LET someone live their life.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

In the end, he's just tryin' to make this Russia with more Chipotles and whatnot.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I bet the first person who imported sausages from Vienna thought something waaaay more fancy was showin' up and whatnot.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

You only hear about National Anthems. Shout out to all the regional and local anthems out there.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

How far we've fallen that the reaction to a President of the United States straight up bribing voters is "Well, he probably won't pay it" instead of "Holy shit, a President of the United States is straight up bribing voters!"

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Only a wockaflocka who knows he'll be remembered as dogshit runs around trying to carve his own name and face onto everything in sight and whatnot.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Shout out to Dolly, with the Jolene and the 9 to 5 and the islands in streams and charity work and allyship and whatnot. You crushed it, guuuuuurl.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Y'all, we can save them if we each chip in a penny and whatnot.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I did the Lambada several times in late 1989 even though it was a forbidden dance. The story will be on TMZ tomorrow and I wanted to get ahead of that shit. I apologize to my loved ones and fans. I will do better. I appreciate privacy during this difficult time and whatnot.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Put my dude right here in the Patriot Games, wockaflockas!

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Well, the Walking Circus Peanut did say America is the "hottest country in the world" and whatnot.

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Dan Ewen @danewen.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Still pinching myself that I got to make this aspirational piece of joy with @lavernecox.bsky.social @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social and Norman Lear. If you need to believe in unconditional love, light and laughter, "Clean Slate" is on Prime.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Shout out to wishin' you had Jessie's girl even though he's been a good friend of yours and whatnot.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

CHARLOTTE. Carolina is on my mind and whatnot, this weekend at @ComedyZoneCLT. Tickets at cltcomedyzone.com/events/125413

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Y'all, we've officially reached the "because we have a king now" stage of Republican rule and whatnot.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

CHARLOTTE!!! Carolina is on my mind and whatnot, this weekend at ComedyZone. Tickets at cltcomedyzone.com/events/125413

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

CHARLOTTE!!! Carolina is on my mind and whatnot, this weekend at ComedyZone. Tickets at cltcomedyzone.com/events/125413

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

CHARLOTTE. Fixin' to hit the Comedy Zone the weekend of August 7th and 8th. If I straight up bring it, and y'all straight up bring it, we'll have full-on brought that shit. 4 showtimes to choose from. Tickets at cltcomedyzone.com/events/125413

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

CHARLOTTE. Fixin' to hit Comedy Zone the weekend of August 7th and 8th. If I straight up bring it, and y'all straight up bring it, we'll have full-on brought that shit. 4 showtimes to choose from. Tix at cltcomedyzone.com/events/125413

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

CHARLOTTE, NC! Let's spread laughter and love on August 7th and 8th at Comedy Zone and whatnot. www.cltcomedyzone.com/events/125413

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Brown recluse is a bullshit name. Why you gotta judge a spider for not liking crowds? YOU DON'T KNOW THAT SPIDER'S LIFE!

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

The South African trust-fund billionaire wockaflocka brought in to gut our country's infrastructure, whose cuts to aid have already killed a half-million children, is now offering $100-million to make an all-white remake of a movie. This is all totally normal and whatnot.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Now that it has been released I am allowed to share my audition for The Odyssey. My manager says they thought I was too broad and whatnot.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Real talk. They don't care if he tears this place down to the studs, as long as he hunts brown people, demonizes queer people, and erases Black people.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Cyclospora was my favorite character in The Odyssey and whatnot.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I'll straight up hydrate during a snack break and snack during a hydration break. I really don't give a shit anymore. #WorldCup #Fifa #Snacks

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

What on Earth makes you think any the wockaflockas around him will suddenly grow backbones and whatnot? If they're still in at this point their asses are ALLLLL the way in. Shit's about to get Waffle House at 2am messy. It was cute to think it couldn't happen here and whatnot.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Can't believe all this shit still happened, even when that lady in Maine was expressing mild concern and whatnot. Her mild concern shoulda stopped all this shit in its tracks.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Daaayummm. I guess the Blue Angels were first in line for those testosterone injections and whatnot.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Tonight's Presidential address is so D.O.A. its sister's being named to the Senate.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

If y'all personally knew someone who refused to admit any loss, cheated at every poker night and drove his car around your pool you would cut his ass outta your life and whatnot.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Y'all, we just need the data centers to run on explosive diarrhea. Do I have to think of every damn thaaaang???!!!

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

All the stuff we were told was gonna end humanity, turns out it's just explosive diarrhea and whatnot.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

SAINT LOUIS!!!! This coming weekend we got laughter for ya, and it's hands down the best medicine and whatnot. Tix at ---> Www.st-louis.heliumcomedy.com/events/136628

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