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Becca From The Mont

@maplesweetheart.bsky.social
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Vermont Strong 💚 she/her Single twin mom of semi-feral twins. I like to stand in the line of fire, Just to show I can shoot straight from my hips

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Becca From The Mont @maplesweetheart.bsky.social · 3h
It's cool, dark, and raining this morning. Some next-level bullshit that I have to work instead of snuggling with my cat in bed.
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Becca From The Mont @maplesweetheart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My boss is SUPER picky about how I phrase things for specific projects. My boss also HATES AI. Like super hates it. I used AI to phrase the language this time. She thinks I did a great job (she doesn't know I used AI). I want to tell her but... It's also really fun to see her get so excited 😂
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Becca From The Mont @maplesweetheart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My Birthday Month is coming to an end and I can't reiterate enough how much I am disappointed in you. I mean, I get it, I do. I'm a random woman on the internet who rarely shows her tits anymore. I'm old, boring, tired. But I'm still disappointed in you.
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
flaring my nostrils because i’m having a good nose hair day
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Becca From The Mont @maplesweetheart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My son was DEEP in the sandbox when I picked him up from afterschool. Teacher remarked that I might want to clean him up before picture day tomorrow. I joked that I "will definitely hose him off." Another kid in the sandbox was HORRIFIED. For the record I made him (my kid) take a hot shower 😂
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Becca From The Mont @maplesweetheart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I tried to take a thirst trap selfie but my tits were in two different zip codes. One was 'hakuna,' the other was 'matata.'
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Becca From The Mont @maplesweetheart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The rain is falling, but the colors are popping.
View of foliage from inside a window, glass charms hanging up because whimsy is necessary. View of various trees in stages of red, orange, yellow, and still-green foliage.
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Becca From The Mont @maplesweetheart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just because it's smarter than you, it doesn't mean it's 'super intelligent.'
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Becca From The Mont @maplesweetheart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In these times of doom and gloom, it's key to slow down and ask the important questions. For example, are poppy seed bagels really as delicious as I think, or do they just get me a tiny bit high?
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Becca From The Mont @maplesweetheart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'll have a nightmare each night of a version of you...
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Becca From The Mont @maplesweetheart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is such an under-publicized issue. Love his take on it. Worth the watch, IMHO. www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRZq...
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Gas Station Drugs: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight
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Becca From The Mont @maplesweetheart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Buckle up because I just had what was quite possibly the STRANGEST doctor's appointment of my life. Backstory -- for the past two weeks I have had swelling in my upper ears. Came out of nowhere, has never happened before, super sore and tender. 👇
picture of a swollen ear
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Becca From The Mont @maplesweetheart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
At urgent care because my ears keep getting worse. Wait time is estimated at 3 hours or more 🫤
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Becca From The Mont @maplesweetheart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So my ears are randomly swelling and I *hate* going to the doctor, so yes I scrounged up some sterile needles from my IVF days and drained my right ear (couldn't get anything on the left). It feels SO MUCH BETTER. Obviously still need to see a doc but... phew!
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Becca From The Mont @maplesweetheart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Harvest Market is a free event and yet I rarely walk out of there without somehow dropping a couple hundred bucks 😵‍💫
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Becca From The Mont @maplesweetheart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me: *reminds my daughter about something* Daughter: Moooommmm, that's the SECOND time you told me that! Me: *reminds my son about something for the 17th time* Son: What?!? You NEVER told me that!!!!
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Becca From The Mont @maplesweetheart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's Harvest Market weekend, baby, Get in the hay wagon, we've got some fall frolicking to do.
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Becca From The Mont @maplesweetheart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Coyotes are screaming tonight. Same wild creatures, same.
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Becca From The Mont @maplesweetheart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My ears are randomly swollen -- never happened before. Sent a message to my doc and DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO TAKE A PICTURE OF YOUR OWN EAR?!?
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Becca From The Mont @maplesweetheart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was having trouble sleeping last night, so I decided to scroll through my outdoor security cameras and WTF. Welp, I guess I'm not sleeping anymore...
Image from a doorbell camera, fog and light reflecting makes it look like a ghost or person is standing at the front door.
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Becca From The Mont @maplesweetheart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Goodnight, moon.
A partial moon over a partial view of Mt Mansfield.
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
why are so many ferengi verified on twitter
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Becca From The Mont @maplesweetheart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@freshfoodiegeek.bsky.social Happy Birthday!! I am so sorry for your recent challenges, I am rooting for you from way up north. I hope you have all the joys in the future that you deserve!
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Becca From The Mont @maplesweetheart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don't know who needs to hear this, but leave enough time to defrost your windshield this morning. Me, I needed to hear this 🤦‍♀️
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Becca From The Mont @maplesweetheart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm re-watching the movie Dave from 1993 and it's still hilarious.
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Becca From The Mont @maplesweetheart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I love you, Bernie, but the robocalls are a bit much.
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Becca From The Mont @maplesweetheart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hi, yes, dear security cameras -- When you send an alert "Person Detected," and I check the footage and it's a leaf gently blowing in the wind, this is how how I can tell it's not a person. It's because it's bright green. Shaped like a leaf. Because it is a leaf. A leaf blowing gently in the wind.
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Becca From The Mont @maplesweetheart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
How is it even fair for me to be inside right now?!? It's *glorious* outside and I have fields that need to be romped in!!
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Becca From The Mont @maplesweetheart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Will I complain about how dark the mornings are this time of year? Yes. But will I also complain about how dark the afternoons will be once the time changes? Also yes.
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Becca From The Mont @maplesweetheart.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Took two of my four ACs out. Turned the furnace on to get the house up to 62F. It's chilly, y'all.
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Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I was starting to wonder if I might be a bit manic, but then I remembered I simply come back to life in autumn
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Becca From The Mont @maplesweetheart.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I have slept so much this weekend I'm really proud of myself. Inevitably I'll sleep horribly tonight to make up for it.
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Becca From The Mont @maplesweetheart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Typical Vermont news... A parking dispute over parking at a creemee shop. www.wcax.com/2026/09/19/p...
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Parking barriers installed amid dispute near Jericho creemee shop
Tension over vehicle traffic near a popular Vermont creemee shop continues, with new parking barriers now installed outside Palmer’s Lane.
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Becca From The Mont @maplesweetheart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Good morning from the postcard I live in ☀️
Partial view of Mt Mansfield, moderate foliage.
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Becca From The Mont @maplesweetheart.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So can they make a social media version of Zillow? So we can 'ooh' and 'aahh' over mudrooms and laundry rooms, but also roast folks with hella dangerous stairs?
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You’re in love? That’s cool. I’m in debt.
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Becca From The Mont @maplesweetheart.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The boss of my boss and the boss of their boss apparently shared that I *crushed* it yesterday. Which, yeah. But...
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Tina Fey's Self High Five in 30 Rock
Alt: Tina Fey's Self High Five in 30 Rock
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 18/09/2026
He fucked it up so badly they had to explain it with crayons.
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Becca From The Mont @maplesweetheart.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I was today years old when I first heard this song. I feel like I have failed as a Vermonter by not knowing about it earlier. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKrD...
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Noah Kahan - Stick Season
YouTube video by NoahKahanVEVO
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Becca From The Mont @maplesweetheart.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The smoke detector in my daughter's room keeps going off. I can assure you, there is no fire in her room. Of course I'm doing the mature thing and closing her bedroom door and hoping it stops on its own.
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Becca From The Mont @maplesweetheart.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's fall, y'all...
Weather report showing high temps in the 60's F for the next week.
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Becca From The Mont @maplesweetheart.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am exhausted from work today, so naturally I feel like I should build a barn tonight 🫤
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
working on my autumn bod (decaying)
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Becca From The Mont @maplesweetheart.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Met the governor. Boss's boss's boss said I did a good job. I will never learn how to properly use apostrophes. I am tired.
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Becca From The Mont @maplesweetheart.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Me: I have a really important meeting today with, like, ALL of the bosses. Daughter: That's exciting! You will do great! *asks a ton of questions* Son: *not interested* Me: And in the morning, I get to go on a tour of a cheese factory! Son: A CHEESE FACTORY?? THAT'S SO COOL!
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Becca From The Mont @maplesweetheart.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Tomorrow I'm facilitating a meeting with a dozen or so folks who I adore. Also in attendance: My boss My bosses boss My bosses bosses boss My bosses bosses bosses boss And, potentially, my bosses bosses bosses bosses boss. Cool. This is fine.
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Becca From The Mont @maplesweetheart.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Please tell me it's Bring Your Weighted Blanket to Work day??
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Becca From The Mont @maplesweetheart.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Left my window open last night accidentally and woke up to a house that's 59F 🥶
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Becca From The Mont @maplesweetheart.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I could go crazy on a night like tonight, Summer's beginning to give up her fight 🧡
Beginnings of fall foliage, Mt Mansfield in the background.
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Becca From The Mont @maplesweetheart.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Not only is getting my septic pumped the *lamest* adult expense ever, but of course the previous owners built a deck over the access point. I had to rip the lattice out so the pump guy can get to it. So I can pay hundreds of dollars to continue using the plumbing in my home.
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