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trick-is-a-treat-kat

@trickykat.bsky.social
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**real life is my alt, baby** she/her mastodon: @trickykat@beige.party Latest: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqk… Trickshots: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqk…

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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 4h
um yeah. but i would like to keep the cake order. i like cake
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 5h
oh no i feel so bad now 😞 i’ll post about it tomorrow 😬
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 5h
lol
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 17h
look, nightsky gets lonely
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 17h
i’m sorry you were a 10 but you didn’t get my jokes
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 17h
this is about you
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 17h
it’s a giant pickle totem pole. it’s a great honour to be at the top
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 17h
breaking up by subskeet. please repost so he gets the message
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 17h
i didn’t think it was possible to respect jerry more
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 18h
eve 6 guy: oh you have ginger ale? sick
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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 21h
and the trophies go to @vineyille.bsky.social @holojester.bsky.social @davoid.bsky.social @chestrovert.bsky.social @bobheller.bsky.social @portmanteauface.bsky.social @hatesnicethings.bsky.social @verbsrproudest.bsky.social congrats and i hope these trophies will be used for something arcane 🤓
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 23h
have a wonderful birthday md! i shall definitely hydrate on your behalf 💐💖
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ugh young people
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm in beast mode! A sloth is a beast. Right?
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*telling my urologist that my eyes are up here*
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
The sounds of broken bodies striking the earth intensify. Brief screams of agony fill the night, blending together in an unrelenting chorus of the macabre. Windshields shatter. Roofs collapse. Streets run crimson as rivers of blood rush into overflowing sewers. It’s raining men.
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President Werewolf G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
We need a Disney Princess who has killed before, and will likely kill again
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Our eyes meet. Our eyes introduce themselves. Our eyes shake little eyehands. Our eyes offend each other. Our eyes go to war.
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I wouldn’t eat that if I were you. - me, serving dinner.
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🫂♥️
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
More happily ever after, less once upon a time
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it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 04/10/2026
hey girl are you a bad decision bc we're ready to brag about you on Bluesky
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
sure sure 😘
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
both of you should gtb 🧸
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
awww i remember this and it’s brought such delight to me again ty fun!
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
well… was the grink there ?
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it’s always “protect girls’ and women’s sports,” but never “protect girls and women”
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i think yoy’re being paranoid
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
like raiiiin on yoy’re wedding day
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
yoy tried your best 🫂
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
yoy’re both idiots (complimentary)
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 03/10/2026
what if I'm always hungry like the wolf what then
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you can’t handle the heat get out of my dumpster
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hippie ghosts use patchoOooOuli
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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What’s this aversion with the repost button?
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raindro g but spooky @raindro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
on saturdays we hate people and work
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
more importantly, how would he wear YOUR pants
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
a subscription service that sends you a different cursed amulet each month
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
*tapping fingernails repeatedly on a headstone* today we're gonna do an unboxing! it's grandma!
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Several Onions @amusitr0n.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I hate the sound of macaroni my nightmares echo with the sickly fleshy smacking of wooden spoons agitating gooey pasta tubes
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
“You don’t need to pause it, I’m just gonna pee.” The dejected grim reaper continues watching footage of my disgusting inconsequential life.
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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Some people call me the blood harvester, a terrible butcher of crimson destruction. Some people call me Maurice, probably because they don't want their blood harvested.
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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
*picking up cryptid monthly to get a look at the Centaur-fold.
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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
are you gonna lick the guillotine after or can i?
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Today's thought I can't get out of my head: There's eight billion people on Earth. The average person spends around 25 minutes per day on the toilet. Which means: when the Thanos snap happened 1.73% of people who got snapped were actively on the toilet. That works out to ~139 million people.
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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Filling buckets for a spooky kids' party with things that feel like gross things: grapes = eyes ziti = guts cadaver penis = cadaver penis
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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
We are all in this together. That is how meat grinders work.
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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 04/02/2024
Sylvia Plath's ghost [sitting bolt upright]: Did I leave the oven on?
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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Actually...eh hem...Frankenstein was the name of the scientist, the creator; not the monst- eh ehhh eck" - Some nerd I just choked
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