trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 4hum yeah. but i would like to keep the cake order. i like cake 110
trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 5hoh no i feel so bad now 😞 i’ll post about it tomorrow 😬 110
trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 17hi’m sorry you were a 10 but you didn’t get my jokes 151
trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 17hit’s a giant pickle totem pole. it’s a great honour to be at the top 030
trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 17hbreaking up by subskeet. please repost so he gets the message 29241
trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 17hi didn’t think it was possible to respect jerry more 140
Reposted by trick-is-a-treat-katGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 18heve 6 guy: oh you have ginger ale? sick 35613
Reposted by trick-is-a-treat-katBlair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 21hand the trophies go to @vineyille.bsky.social @holojester.bsky.social @davoid.bsky.social @chestrovert.bsky.social @bobheller.bsky.social @portmanteauface.bsky.social @hatesnicethings.bsky.social @verbsrproudest.bsky.social congrats and i hope these trophies will be used for something arcane 🤓 5288
trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 23hhave a wonderful birthday md! i shall definitely hydrate on your behalf 💐💖 111
Reposted by trick-is-a-treat-katDead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I'm in beast mode! A sloth is a beast. Right? 05019
Reposted by trick-is-a-treat-katTravis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026*telling my urologist that my eyes are up here* 1254
Reposted by trick-is-a-treat-katBraden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 18/12/2024The sounds of broken bodies striking the earth intensify. Brief screams of agony fill the night, blending together in an unrelenting chorus of the macabre. Windshields shatter. Roofs collapse. Streets run crimson as rivers of blood rush into overflowing sewers. It’s raining men. 18570169
Reposted by trick-is-a-treat-katPresident Werewolf G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 25/08/2023We need a Disney Princess who has killed before, and will likely kill again 1320974
Reposted by trick-is-a-treat-katChestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Our eyes meet. Our eyes introduce themselves. Our eyes shake little eyehands. Our eyes offend each other. Our eyes go to war. 313153
Reposted by trick-is-a-treat-katTits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I wouldn’t eat that if I were you. - me, serving dinner. 210333
Reposted by trick-is-a-treat-katSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026More happily ever after, less once upon a time 19547
Reposted by trick-is-a-treat-katit's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 04/10/2026hey girl are you a bad decision bc we're ready to brag about you on Bluesky 0154
trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026awww i remember this and it’s brought such delight to me again ty fun! 030
Reposted by trick-is-a-treat-katborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026it’s always “protect girls’ and women’s sports,” but never “protect girls and women” 16954204
Reposted by trick-is-a-treat-kat🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 03/10/2026what if I'm always hungry like the wolf what then 2416360
Reposted by trick-is-a-treat-katKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If you can’t handle the heat get out of my dumpster 721090
Reposted by trick-is-a-treat-katChestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Hippie ghosts use patchoOooOuli 05520
Reposted by trick-is-a-treat-katUffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 03/10/2026What’s this aversion with the repost button? 13318
Reposted by trick-is-a-treat-katraindro g but spooky @raindro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026on saturdays we hate people and work 1174
trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026more importantly, how would he wear YOUR pants 110
Reposted by trick-is-a-treat-katGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 22/01/2025a subscription service that sends you a different cursed amulet each month 31570103
Reposted by trick-is-a-treat-katϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 05/06/2025*tapping fingernails repeatedly on a headstone* today we're gonna do an unboxing! it's grandma! 520365
Reposted by trick-is-a-treat-katSeveral Onions @amusitr0n.bsky.social · 28/11/2025I hate the sound of macaroni my nightmares echo with the sickly fleshy smacking of wooden spoons agitating gooey pasta tubes 22810
Reposted by trick-is-a-treat-katvineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 08/03/2026“You don’t need to pause it, I’m just gonna pee.” The dejected grim reaper continues watching footage of my disgusting inconsequential life. 011831
Reposted by trick-is-a-treat-kat☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Some people call me the blood harvester, a terrible butcher of crimson destruction. Some people call me Maurice, probably because they don't want their blood harvested. 18834
Reposted by trick-is-a-treat-katCynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 02/01/2025*picking up cryptid monthly to get a look at the Centaur-fold. 613543
Reposted by trick-is-a-treat-kat🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 15/12/2025are you gonna lick the guillotine after or can i? 14210
Reposted by trick-is-a-treat-katNome @nome.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Today's thought I can't get out of my head: There's eight billion people on Earth. The average person spends around 25 minutes per day on the toilet. Which means: when the Thanos snap happened 1.73% of people who got snapped were actively on the toilet. That works out to ~139 million people. 2944870
Reposted by trick-is-a-treat-katBob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Filling buckets for a spooky kids' party with things that feel like gross things: grapes = eyes ziti = guts cadaver penis = cadaver penis 25016
Reposted by trick-is-a-treat-katIdle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 01/04/2026We are all in this together. That is how meat grinders work. 6749189
Reposted by trick-is-a-treat-katDavoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 04/02/2024Sylvia Plath's ghost [sitting bolt upright]: Did I leave the oven on? 15019
Reposted by trick-is-a-treat-katBob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"Actually...eh hem...Frankenstein was the name of the scientist, the creator; not the monst- eh ehhh eck" - Some nerd I just choked 24413