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@trickykat.bsky.social
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
NICE that someone else likes the idea of killing bluesky enough to save this post
screenshot saying 12 reposts 69 likes and 1 save
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my trip advisor review: great hotel but minus 3⭐️s for making me watch great british bake off at this angle
a black tv screen wall mounted crooked on a cream coloured wall
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
losing my career is NOT nice 😡
screenshot of part of post saying “career is over” with 12 replies, 7 reposts and 69 likes.
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
nothing nice about your post anymore
screenshot showing 4 replies, 30 reposts and 70 likes which has RUINED los' nice post
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@gregthemiller.bsky.social sweetheart i have found the perfect birthday cake for you to wield your bat’leth today 🥰😍😘💗
A round cake decorated with a space theme. The top of the cake is blue with a yellow and black star trek insignia. A small grey icing model of the starship enterprise sits on top. The sides of the cake are blue with silver and yellow stars and planets. The bottom of the cake is lined with black beads. The cake is on a white plate. (picture source pinterest)
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i have never once supported the red sox cricketers
Your dialect map. Redder areas talk more like you. bluer areas least. You talk most like someone from massachusetts - about 46% of your answers match. typical resident.  

A heat map of the US is underneath showing red on the south west and north east coast lines and blue on the rest
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
close enough
picture of white tea towel with the words SWEETIE PI printed in black.  Underneath it is a brown piece of pie with a dollop of cream on it.
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
they need to do one of these lego kits together 🥹
lego figure and box of an orange cat on white background
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i’m sorry leela. you’re going to have to share him
‹screenshot of Chat requests
Keanu reeves
@krc35.bsky.social
How long have you been a fan of mine?
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
and this
post by Kellalena @kellale... • 24 Jul 2025
Somewhere in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, 1 ask myself
"did I just run a red light?"
post by  Michelle @michelleroy78.b... • 15h
• 
Sometimes in the middle of eating a whole rotisserie chicken with my bare hands I ask myself "Did | just run a red light?"
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
ice cream is the global love language
A green soft serve jasmine and osmanthus tea ice cream cone in a woven bamboo basket. The ice cream has a sprinkling of osmanthus petals, a red wafer circle and a squishy white marshmallow bunny. The basket has a white label with blue text that reads "I LOVE YANGSHUO." The background is a wooden table.  this tasted awesome- delicately flavoured and very sophisticated
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
guess it was nice horse’s ass
screenshot of tk’s post saying “launched a giant horse’s ass” showing one root, 24 reposts and 69 likes
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
this was less scary than the durian pizza (unless you cant stand heights)
zhangjiajie grand canyon glass bridge (430m long and 300m high)
A suspension bridge spans a deep, forested canyon under a partly cloudy sky. The bridge is supported by tall stone pillars and has a metal railing. Below, a small green pool is visible in the rocky terrain. The surrounding landscape is lush with dense green trees covering the steep canyon walls.view through the glass floor of the zhangjiajie grand canyon bridge

Two red shoes on a glass floor. The floor is completely transparent and green trees and a rocky cliff is visible down to the canyon floor. A river is can be seen meandering below and appears small due to the height of the bridge. The shadow of the suspension bridge is also visible on the right and looks like a thin ladder emphasising the height of the bridge.
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
my nice holiday became scary see alt text
photo of a large round pizza that to the untrained eye looks like a cheesy margarita pizza. it is in fact a big wheel of durian pizza 🤢🤢🤢
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
also, NICE
screenshot showing 13 replies, 58 reposts, 69 likes
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
a literal sign that i’m having a NICE holiday so far
A red and white sign with chinese texted . The sign has a picture of gold leaves in the top right corner. The large numbers 69.9 appear in the centre(google translation of original chinese sign)  A red and black sign with white text advertising a steak and seafood buffet. The sign features images of two white plates with food on them. The text on the sign reads "Steak and seafood buffet, 100 dishes, unlimited drinks, and karaoke for just a few minutes. 69.9 yuan per person. Free luxury decorations for birthday team building. Entertainment complexmusic partyKTV paradise." There is also a phone number and address listed at the bottom of the sign.
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
come to the panda research base to learn about how these adorable creatures have finally come off the endangered list after decades of intense rescue and breeding efforts. stay for the big butts
giant panda sitting and stripping green bamboo shoot to eat
backside of giant panda as he settles down to rest. i like big butts and i cannot lie
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
here lies los, he had some sick moves
los’ pinned post saying “I once dabbed my way out of a Greek bath house”
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
horse butts this time 😬
photo taken at terracotta warrior site in china. the whole photo is shades of grey and some orange pink tones. 

(top left corner): the back of three terracotta warriors with topknots and armour standing in a row in a pit. 

(bottom right corner): another similarly dressed terracotta warrior facing in the sane direction

(middle of photo): two terracotta horses facing in the same direction so we can see their backsides.
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
i climbed the great wall of china and took this picture proof that at the end of every long journey there will always be a butthole
photo of white and brown fluffy tailed cat’s backside in an arrow slit in a grey stone wall (the great wall of china) proving life is always about  buttholes
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
potato salad psa lol
meme from the simpsons. marge with blue beehive hair, red pearl necklace and green strapless top is standing on the right holding a large brown potato saying " I just think they're neat".  On the left are the words in all caps "0 DAYS SINCE GREG WAS LAST HARASSED ABOUT POTATO SALAD".  i was tempted to add ketchup in this meme but did not because i am a good person and i'm starting to feel sorry for greg.
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
i’m sorry tusk. i am NOT A NICE PERSON
screenshot of bottom part of tusks post saying “interesting” with 2 replies, 47 reposts and 70 likes because trickykat has TOTALLY RUINED the post’s 69
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
i'm sorry katt. i am not a NICE person
screenshot of stats for katt's ketchup stain post: 1 reply, 23 reposts and 70 likes (the 69 has been ruined)
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
nom nom nom
edit of worm’s edit: green angry faced caterpillar with title of book on top right saying “the very angry caterpillar”. there is a red speech bubble from the caterpillar saying “fuck off”. RUDE
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
here guys, it’s been deciphered
screenshot of replies
los: BOOO
gregthemiller:  BOOOU

these guys are so adorable dumb
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
i have some plans in two weekends time...
screenshot of ticket confirmation to the Gorillaz The Mountain concert on 20 June 2026 at 16:00.  Taking place at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium.  Cartoon of man with tuba on left, girl with white face make up, man in brown hat and blue shirt, blue man with topknow sitting cross legged.  Large tiger lounging on the left of image and goat grazing on the right.
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
thanks @jasontheaverage.bsky.social for being NICE to be :)
screenshot saying " 23 reposts 1 quote 69 likes"
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
doubling down on being a jerk. blocked.
SCREENSHOT OF POST BY: 

@jordangerous.bsk... saying:  Saw a post about a parent lamenting that someone at school called their kid ugly and, wow, I must be a real asshole, because I thought "well, are they?"

UNDERNEATH A REPLY BY: 
trickykat @trickykat.bsky.soc... • 41m

the kid and his family already have to deal with bullies irl and now you post this. you should apologise and delete your post

REPLY BY: 
@jordangerous.bsky.social • 11m
Sometimes I do this thing where I make stuff up and it's called a joke
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
it’s the weekend bayyybeeeee
underview of star trek voyager craft. caption above says set phasers to tickle
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
i've worked out the conversion factor guys. you can thank me later 5 minutes of tahoe time = 35.8 minutes of british summer time
Screenshot of my mac doing it's security update. It says "Preparing macOS Tahoe 26.5..." above a blue progress bar which is almost complete.  Underneath the bar it says 5 minutes remaining
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
still not working. have tried firefox and safari. have tried paypal and card directly. I had definitely selected United Kingdom. Oddly enough my interface looks different to yours. No Apple Pay option. I have checked my payment details like a gazillion times now 🥲. sorry to be a pain :(
screenshot of website:  "bornmiserable's shop of horrors on top in black.  Smaller font in red below saying " We're sorry. There was a problem completing your transactio. Please check your payment details and try again"
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
😂 as a wise person once said :
a screenshot of @joshghiloni.me's bluesky bio showing the words: "Everything here is a joke, unless it's about softwar. Then too, probably"
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
look,, i made things NICE for you. the least you could do is follow me back
screenshot of post from Path (@demandavoider.bsky.social) saying: 

complaining about followbacks is similar vibes to approaching a stranger on the street like, "hi, l've been following you and it's your turn to follow me now. I'm leaving let's go."

there are 24 reposts and 69 likes which is NICE
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
i don’t need no education. my app says it’s “OK”
screenshot of trickykat’s sleep app. It says Very Low with an overall score of 38/100 and a total sleep time of 3h1in.
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
one (1) girl dinner @twosense.bsky.social you asked what to do with crispy chilli oil and here is one idea
large pizza cut into four. sourdough thin crust with spicy ground beef, pickled red onion, pickled jalapeños, mozzarella, drizzled crispy chili oil and baby spinach.
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
in case any of you were wondering how sexy my life is. banana for scale.
huge pile of dark coloured laundry in front of washing machine. banana on top for scale.
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
nice
screenshot of abby's post saying "Please, internet. I'm begging you to forget I googled "affordable nose jobs".  The post has 7 comments, 9 reposts and 69 likes
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
uhhhh what?
screenshot of trickykat’s screen time average last week. it is a cyan bar chart showing a daily average of 21h51m. gdi.
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
this is what we get when we ask for it here
screenshot from a british butchery website showing a wooden board with a pile of uncooked pork sausages wrapped in bacon.  the words Hogs in Duvets appears below
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
i caught the boeuf for dinner
perfectly seared côte do bouef (rib eye steak) about to go into the oven
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
my apologies for the technical problem. here it is again
screenshot of reply by the one and only Greg the Miller  (wearing sunglasses and a white Mr Robot cap) showing a small teddy bear emoji and the words sweet dreams trick
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
screenshot with colourful font saying i am verified
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
screenshot of bsky draft saying "if y’all are using the drafts feature i’m going to assume you lack chutzpah"
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
yes you bloody show off
screenshot of trickykcat's sleep data from apple watch.  the sleep score is 35 which is very low.  Total of 3hrs2min sleep.
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
courtesy of my creative mastodon moot @sand@mindly.social (you guys should follow him if you’re on masto)
screenshot of post by quintessential quicksand mastodon saying totally radical! the picture is TrickyKat in stone washed jeans and stone washed jean jacket with frills. big flowing 80s hair and big beaded ear rings complete the Photoshopped look
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
NICE for an NPC
screenshot of trickykat's post saying (during sex) "okay but could and NPC do this". there are 21 reposts and 69 likes
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
ok, it’s not morning now but still, WOULD
a dozen freshly baked and iced cinnamon buns on baking paper
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
courtesy of @sand@mindly.social on mastodon
screenshot of post from mastodon by @sand@mindly.social. 

at the top it says @trickykat *slow motion running*

graphic on left of TrickyKat in bright red bathing suit running with life preserver under her arm like a life saver from the show Baywatch

graphic in right of TrickyKat in bright red bathing suit running with donut and speckles under her arm like a life saver from the show Baywatch
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
courtesy of @sand@mindly.social
Metallic Monopoly Get Out Of Jail Free Chance Card in yellow with rusted edges. Instead of Monopoly man, TrickyKat's profile pic being 'kicked out' of jail.
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