Tess Tickles @titsonthebarbie.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Merry Christmas Eve! Wishing you all a happy holiday season ❤️ 7361
Reposted by Tess TicklesFulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 01/12/2025You’re right, autocorrect, “wet responsive” is much better than “very responsive” for my customer service feedback. I hope *checks notes* Amy agrees. 0275
Reposted by Tess TicklesQueen Beast @myhiveaway.bsky.social · 04/12/2025What if I'm naughty AND nice? What, then? 4245
Reposted by Tess TicklesCanadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Ten more minutes, I mumble to myself endlessly. 16620
Reposted by Tess Ticklesmindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 06/12/2025you wanna meet at the mall and browse the suncoast with me 64616
Reposted by Tess Tickles PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 02/12/2025And then I was like, whatever motherfuckers. And then the motherfuckers whatevered 718067
Reposted by Tess TicklesI'mWintersMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 08/12/2025a true banger requires elements like relatability or humor and the equivalent of ten people liking you a hundred times 54115
Reposted by Tess TicklesAnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 04/12/2025She is 10. She takes inappropriateness to a whole new level. 27433
Reposted by Tess TicklesTwitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Netflix just bought OnlyFans 37326
Reposted by Tess TicklesWilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 08/12/2025People never “sit corrected“ For some reason they’re always standing 2155
Reposted by Tess Tickles[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 08/12/2025In this economy we can only have the elf on the bottom shelf 12910
Reposted by Tess Ticklesg.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 08/12/2025these are the buttholes of our lives 0184
Reposted by Tess TicklesUffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 08/12/2025My peace outweighs my horniness. 2247
Reposted by Tess TicklesDrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 03/12/2025I'll be where ever I fucking need to be, unless that's fucking nowhere then I'll be where the fuck I want 041
Reposted by Tess TicklesWineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Not to brag but I was on butthole Bluesky before it was cool. 02110
Reposted by Tess TicklesMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Research indicates there is more brain activity in a dead hooker than there is in stupid people. 27045
Reposted by Tess TicklesI'mWintersMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 02/12/2025people who start sentences with funny story is why I have trust issues. 77431
Reposted by Tess TicklesTits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Dance like no one is watching, because no one is, ya fucken loser. 0246
Reposted by Tess TicklesDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 02/12/2025dark ages? you mean pre-internet? 03014
Reposted by Tess TicklesGruffalo Trace @gruffalotrace.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Right. So I'm off to eat some pineapple. Just in case. 131
Reposted by Tess Tickles Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 30/11/2025i don’t even know what day it is anymore 0278
Reposted by Tess TicklesWilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Why did Frosty the Snowman go to Home Depot? He heard they had snow blowers. 0137
Reposted by Tess TicklesTwitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Keep your head up Somebody out there loves you Just not anybody I personally am aware of 1168
Reposted by Tess TicklesGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 02/12/2025they can all be bangers if you people would just lower your standards 20591164
Reposted by Tess TicklesJuiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 25/10/2025I'm kind of like if oops wrong hole was a person 59648
Reposted by Tess TicklesBoochy Boo @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 28/11/2025I'm allergic to plant cum 283
Reposted by Tess TicklesReverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Mistakes were made. Delicious mistakes. 29425
Reposted by Tess TicklesObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Sometimes you get that suspicious looking shampoo and like, some dude at the shampoo factory could've jizzed in it and you'd never know. 1199
Tess Tickles @titsonthebarbie.bsky.social · 02/12/2025On 10th of December a new law in Australia is banning all teens under 16 from all social media, including YouTube, Tiktok, FB, Twitter, etc. Welcome to the 80's/90's Kids! 8438
Reposted by Tess TicklesLeen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Why? Because fuck you, that’s why 46614
Tess Tickles @titsonthebarbie.bsky.social · 02/12/2025My Christmas tree is now erect and leans slightly to the left. 148220
Reposted by Tess Ticklesmike☺︎ (scary joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 02/12/2025November 30th December 1st 1143
Reposted by Tess TicklesƬӨЯKIA @kingtorc.bsky.social · 02/12/2025My house has two cleaning modes… Company is coming and There seems to have been a struggle 3374
Reposted by Tess TicklesBroken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Borrowing everyone’s phones so I can type “Fleshlight” into your Amazon search history 152
Reposted by Tess TicklesMODERN @modern-001.bsky.social · 18/11/2025My discover tab is getting weirder and more cringe by the day 131
Reposted by Tess TicklesCanadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 23/11/2025I haven’t lost my faith in humanity, I never had any to begin with. 39131
Reposted by Tess TicklesUffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Don’t forget to take the scenic route during sex. 2154
Reposted by Tess TicklesFulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Cyber Monday sounded like bullshit from the moment it started. 041
Reposted by Tess TicklesTwitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 28/11/2025What women see in their hand selfies: her showing off her nice nailjob What I see: that looks like a nice HJ shaft grip 0115
Reposted by Tess Ticklesbacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 19/11/2025I just saw a shadow thrown by a cloud that was shaped like a penis, does that mean 6 more weeks of wiener? 1018471
Reposted by Tess Tickleshuman @bshuman.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Flirting regularly boosts your immune system and keeps you healthy and happy. 1113
Reposted by Tess TicklesDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 01/12/2025[during sex] where’s the laugh track coming from? 412651