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Tess Tickles

@titsonthebarbie.bsky.social
3.8K followers 2.3K following 2.7K posts

I'm that friend who manages to make normal conversations dirty. 🇦🇺 My posts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ia3ihnrxbm…

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Tess Tickles @titsonthebarbie.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Merry Christmas Eve! Wishing you all a happy holiday season ❤️
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Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
You’re right, autocorrect, “wet responsive” is much better than “very responsive” for my customer service feedback. I hope *checks notes* Amy agrees.
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Queen Beast @myhiveaway.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
What if I'm naughty AND nice? What, then?
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Ten more minutes, I mumble to myself endlessly.
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
you wanna meet at the mall and browse the suncoast with me
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
And then I was like, whatever motherfuckers. And then the motherfuckers whatevered
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I'mWintersMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
a true banger requires elements like relatability or humor and the equivalent of ten people liking you a hundred times
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AnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
She is 10. She takes inappropriateness to a whole new level.
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Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Netflix just bought OnlyFans
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
People never “sit corrected“ For some reason they’re always standing
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
In this economy we can only have the elf on the bottom shelf
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g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
these are the buttholes of our lives
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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
My peace outweighs my horniness.
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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I'll be where ever I fucking need to be, unless that's fucking nowhere then I'll be where the fuck I want
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Not to brag but I was on butthole Bluesky before it was cool.
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Tess Tickles @titsonthebarbie.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
16 more positions until Christmas....
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Research indicates there is more brain activity in a dead hooker than there is in stupid people.
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I'mWintersMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
people who start sentences with funny story is why I have trust issues.
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Dance like no one is watching, because no one is, ya fucken loser.
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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
The meth ain’t methin’
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
dark ages? you mean pre-internet?
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Gruffalo Trace @gruffalotrace.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Right. So I'm off to eat some pineapple. Just in case.
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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
i don’t even know what day it is anymore
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Why did Frosty the Snowman go to Home Depot? He heard they had snow blowers.
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Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Keep your head up Somebody out there loves you Just not anybody I personally am aware of
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
they can all be bangers if you people would just lower your standards
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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
I'm kind of like if oops wrong hole was a person
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Boochy Boo @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I'm allergic to plant cum
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Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Mistakes were made. Delicious mistakes.
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ObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Sometimes you get that suspicious looking shampoo and like, some dude at the shampoo factory could've jizzed in it and you'd never know.
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Tess Tickles @titsonthebarbie.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
On 10th of December a new law in Australia is banning all teens under 16 from all social media, including YouTube, Tiktok, FB, Twitter, etc. Welcome to the 80's/90's Kids!
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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Why? Because fuck you, that’s why
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Tess Tickles @titsonthebarbie.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
My Christmas tree is now erect and leans slightly to the left.
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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
It's all about compatibility
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mike☺︎ (scary joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
November 30th December 1st
David Harbour as Jim Hopper in the series Stranger Things (2016-2025).  He is a white man with very short head hair and facial hair, wearing a black or navy blue or jacket.  His face is bloodied bruised and looks concernedDavid Harbour as Santa Claus in the film Violent Night (2022).  His hair is long, silvery and white that is messy and unkempt he has a long curly beard.  His face is bloodied and bruised.  He is wearing a red coat with very thick white fur.  He looks exhausted
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ƬӨЯKIA @kingtorc.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
My house has two cleaning modes… Company is coming and There seems to have been a struggle
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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Borrowing everyone’s phones so I can type “Fleshlight” into your Amazon search history
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MODERN @modern-001.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
My discover tab is getting weirder and more cringe by the day
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I haven’t lost my faith in humanity, I never had any to begin with.
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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Don’t forget to take the scenic route during sex.
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Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Cyber Monday sounded like bullshit from the moment it started.
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Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
What women see in their hand selfies: her showing off her nice nailjob What I see: that looks like a nice HJ shaft grip
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Tess Tickles @titsonthebarbie.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Red baubles.
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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I just saw a shadow thrown by a cloud that was shaped like a penis, does that mean 6 more weeks of wiener?
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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Flirting regularly boosts your immune system and keeps you healthy and happy.
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
[during sex] where’s the laugh track coming from?
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