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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩

@brokenbrimlee.bsky.social

602 followers 235 following 2.7K posts

43, Divorced loser. Educated dumb guy. Statistic, not a person. Milford Brimlee is no more, I’m just Ken. Back to working in Indentured Technology Servitude (IT). 420 Everyday #TeddySwimsSucksAss

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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I’m alive, I guess

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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

A woman from HR needs proof of my divorce, so she’s totally flirting with me

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Michael Scott's Iconic Wink as Date Mike

ALT: Michael Scott's Iconic Wink as Date Mike

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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/05/2026

Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out theonion.com/breakfast-in-bed-serve…

Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out

Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Oh deer

Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Happy Mothers Day to all the sexy MILFs out there

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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Who called it Viagra when they could've had this

Bag of grass seed called Quick + Thick

Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Whoops! I’m stoned again

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ALT: Sunshine Love

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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

My work week is finally over, now lets get naked and see what happens

Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Even though one of my medications kills my sex drive I am particularly horny today, the sooner I’m done with work the boner I mean better

Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Having one of these days with people today.

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Why Are You The Way That You Are - Michael Scott

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The Real Beardium @beardium.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

*throws out my back seductively

Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Thats my fake name!

Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Every damn time my ex-wife texts me to bitch about something it feels like a punch to the gut

Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Doggsitting is ruff

Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

I’m betting on Your Mom to win the Kentucky Derby

Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Now that I’m divorced I’ll have to start wearing tight pants again wont I?

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a cartoon of spongebob saying " too tight "

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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Today has sucked ass

Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Divorce is final

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michael scott from the office says `` all i can do right now is put on a brave face '' .

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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Woody at work!

Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Even the cheese is laughing at us

Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

My divorce gets finalized a week from today. Yay?

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The Real Beardium @beardium.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Too stupid to be successful. Too smart to be happy.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/04/2026

You work hard for your money. Now, hand it over. store.theonion.com/products/global-…

Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

When the description doesnt match the real thing

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a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a red sweater and a white collar .

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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Fuck this, fuck that, fuck me, fuck you, fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck

Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Well mother fucker

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springfieldians 2: hyperspringfieldians @springfieldians.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

The word “hooves” is funny to me, especially when a Brit says it

Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Tired of life fucking me over while wearing the strap-on from Seven

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a close up of a man 's face with a bandage on his face

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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Its true though

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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

As always

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springfieldians 2: hyperspringfieldians @springfieldians.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

You know how I know Ted Kaczynski would have been great at BlueSky? Cause everything he posted was bangers

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ITYSL memes 💦🥩 @ityslmemes.com · 04/04/2026

🤷‍♂️

Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Rude!!!

Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Now this I would watch

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Whack Morris @whackmorris.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Pretending to find the clit as an April Fools day joke.

Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Easy everyone, its not a butt plug

Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

We are that dumb of a country so I’m not surprised

Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

If the media REALLY wants to disappoint us they could all say Trump finally died then pull an April Fools on all of us celebrating.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Friday Fun Fact: You are expected to half-ass everything on Friday.

Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Accurate

Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Anytime I think about doing something dangerous

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a close up of a man 's face with the words " great i don 't have to go to work tomorrow "

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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

I cant eat because I feel nauseous but I’m nauseous because I cant eat 🤦‍♂️

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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

My Surfers? Butthole.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/03/2026

God Considering Moving Dinosaurs To Separate Area Of Heaven theonion.com/god-considering-moving…

God Considering Moving Dinosaurs To Separate Area Of Heaven

Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Last nights sunset in northern Kentucky

Sun setting through the woods, meanwhile someone is out there doing butt stuff

Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

My life is hell right now, work is hell, my personal life is hell. Hell is not fire and brimstone, its just life

Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Sometimes I wonder how the hell I have survived as long as I have

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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Period sex can make a penis look like a murder weapon