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Gruffalo Trace

@gruffalotrace.bsky.social
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Refugee from the Bad Place. Generally sarcastic, sometimes amusing, occasionally serious, generally dull. Zero life plan. Love a Bourbon. Dark sense of humour. Quiet... normally maple filtered over there

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Gruffalo Trace @gruffalotrace.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
......and the van battery has died. Stuck at a wholesaler waiting for a colleague to come with another van and rescue us. Great start to the day.
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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nancabell.bsky.social @nancabell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Kris Wilson @kriswilson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Boochy Boo @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fuck the rivers and the lakes that I'm used to
Long exposure photo of a cascading waterfall aptly named "the murrundidni cascades"
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Gruffalo Trace @gruffalotrace.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@cloudlicker.bsky.social Moon Cloudage!
The Moon behind clouds
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VaGyver @vagyver.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy birthday, Mark Hamill! 75 today.
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When that whole thing was going on with the jizz on Monica Lewinsky's dress, why didn't anyone call it a cumspiracy theory?
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SinisterBulb @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m not at all sure it’s worth unleashing stadia full of pissed up football fans on the neighbourhood post match just so Burnham and his middle class mates can have a pint. Alcohol was banned for a reason, and it won’t be him suffering the fall out. Knob.
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Moe from the Simpsons getting a prank call from Bart and being forced to say "I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face
and a big butt, and my butt smells,
and I like to kiss my own butt."
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Career change klaxon
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Gruffalo Trace @gruffalotrace.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bluesky / Twitter
Gorgeous split screen VW Camper in orange & white.Awful looking Smug bastard VW ID Buzz in orange & white
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Gruffalo Trace @gruffalotrace.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have come to terms with the fact, despite being at work for 5 hours, that I am simply not going to fully wake up today.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
me, coming out of my cage and doing just fine
a cartoon dancin' with a glass of red wine in one hand and a gun in the other
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Every class has a Dusty Bin
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gross.
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Shonna White @shonnathewhite.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There’s just 37/100 of these signed Stormtrooper prints left signed by none other than Chris Bunn. His body was used to mould every trooper you see AND he’s the very first Trooper you see in the entire Star Wars Saga! www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/chris...
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Gruffalo Trace @gruffalotrace.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@tokyosexwhale.bsky.social I'm not a Xmas clothes wearing person but, do you do any of your Star wars Xmas stuff on t-shirts or jumpers/hoodies?
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Scott Candage @scottcandage.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Explaining constipation to a 3yo
A common problem for a bear of very little brain and even less fiber
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Gruffalo Trace @gruffalotrace.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"If you can't handle me at my worst, you won't handle me at my best." -A Neutrino, probably
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Gruffalo Trace @gruffalotrace.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I swear some of you shitposters don't even wipe your phone after you've been sat skeeting for 30 minutes
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nycfemm.bsky.social @nycfemm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Chef🎃Bruso🦇👻🍂🌰 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
#IsmuasMonthOfMusic 🎼 #MusicChallenge 🎶 Song for winning the lottery & disappearing youtu.be/UXOgzXmd5Zo?...
youtu.be
Wolf Alice - The Sofa (Official Video)
YouTube video by WolfAliceVEVO
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
singing along to Linkin Park while you wait for your mom to get done in the store
Still from the television show Breaking Bad showing Walter White yelling in the back of an suv
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Gruffalo Trace @gruffalotrace.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Monochrome Monday
Me getting viciously attacked by my mum's dog*


*Massive lick to my face as I tried to take a photo of us both 😁
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You have the cameltoe of a much younger woman
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AMERICAN RAIN @americanrain.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Shirley Manson by Tim Mosenfelder 🧡
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Gruffalo Trace @gruffalotrace.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
SWINDON WE USED TO BE IMPORTANT #AccurateHomeTownMottos
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Gruffalo Trace @gruffalotrace.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
SWINDON NEARLY A CITY #AccurateHomeTownMottos
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Gruffalo Trace @gruffalotrace.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
SWINDON BECAUSE SOMEWHERE HAS TO BE AVERAGE #AccurateHomeTownMottos
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 12/09/2026
“All of our agents are currently assisting other tormented souls. Your anguish is important to us. Press 1 to scream into the Void. Press 2 to scream louder. Press 3 to accept that life is meaningless."
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Gruffalo Trace @gruffalotrace.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I have kids bombing up and down the street with playing cards in the spokes of their bikes!! Glad to see the old things are still doing the rounds!
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Tanita Tikaram @tanitatikaram.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What I love about Western democracy is you can bung a political party £ 36 million earned from criminal activity & most media will continue to point at asylum seekers & migrant care workers with families as the barbarians at the gate we need to defend ourselves from 🙄.
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Gruffalo Trace @gruffalotrace.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Banger! youtu.be/7laaSGH38lU?...
youtu.be
Cry
YouTube video by Ferry Corsten - Topic
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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🍑 Frizzle 🤘 @frizzbomb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I listened really hard but couldn't hear any shit music coming from it...
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Cally Beaton @callybeaton.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Anyone who has ever complained about London Underground, complain no more.
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Ilikecaketoo (UK) @ilikecaketoo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Disgraceful that the RNLI have to say this today, but here we are 😞. If you would like to donate👇🏻. rnli.org/support-us/g... #RNLI #RNLISavesLives
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Gruffalo Trace @gruffalotrace.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Currently wearing Parkside socks and boxers if you're looking for a man that really knows how to live the high life!
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Robin Bastard @robbacrab.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#MondayLackOfMotivation #ReformAndRestoreVoters #ThickAsABoxingDayTurd
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
want
Quote that says, "Somedaysomeone is going to look at you with a light in their eyes you've never seen, they'll look at you like you're everything they've been looking for their entire lives. Wait for it."
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So Much 4 the Tolerant Left @nashvillenorthern.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Gruffalo Trace @gruffalotrace.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Guys guys guys!!!! I may have finally matured. I hadn't quite finished eating the big bag of cheesy tortilla chips after a night out and simply decided not to finish them off, and then get this, I threw the rest away 😮😮😮.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
EXACTLY 👇 THIS.......
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Gruffalo Trace @gruffalotrace.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This was far too pleasing for two timers that were set independently whilst cooking by the gf, without knowing what the first was doing 😁
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Genuinely didn't think this would happen, I did it! Took a while, but here it is. The holy trilogy Anthony Forrest has appeared in Space: 1999, The Eagle Has Landed, The Spy Who Loved Me, and Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope as the Sandtrooper Get one here! www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/antho...
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