Gruffalo Trace @gruffalotrace.bsky.social · 01/10/2026......and the van battery has died. Stuck at a wholesaler waiting for a colleague to come with another van and rescue us. Great start to the day. 110
Reposted by Gruffalo TraceBoochy Boo @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Fuck the rivers and the lakes that I'm used to 1206
Reposted by Gruffalo TraceTokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Happy birthday, Mark Hamill! 75 today. 24510
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Reposted by Gruffalo TraceSinisterBulb @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I’m not at all sure it’s worth unleashing stadia full of pissed up football fans on the neighbourhood post match just so Burnham and his middle class mates can have a pint. Alcohol was banned for a reason, and it won’t be him suffering the fall out. Knob. 6416
Gruffalo Trace @gruffalotrace.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I have come to terms with the fact, despite being at work for 5 hours, that I am simply not going to fully wake up today. 010
Reposted by Gruffalo TraceOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026me, coming out of my cage and doing just fine 1246768
Reposted by Gruffalo Trace__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Every class has a Dusty Bin 3393
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Gruffalo Trace @gruffalotrace.bsky.social · 21/09/2026@tokyosexwhale.bsky.social I'm not a Xmas clothes wearing person but, do you do any of your Star wars Xmas stuff on t-shirts or jumpers/hoodies? 100
Reposted by Gruffalo TraceJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Explaining constipation to a 3yo 724351
Gruffalo Trace @gruffalotrace.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"If you can't handle me at my worst, you won't handle me at my best." -A Neutrino, probably 000
Gruffalo Trace @gruffalotrace.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I swear some of you shitposters don't even wipe your phone after you've been sat skeeting for 30 minutes 000
Reposted by Gruffalo TraceChef🎃Bruso🦇👻🍂🌰 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026#IsmuasMonthOfMusic 🎼 #MusicChallenge 🎶 Song for winning the lottery & disappearing youtu.be/UXOgzXmd5Zo?...youtu.beWolf Alice - The Sofa (Official Video)YouTube video by WolfAliceVEVO 2284
Reposted by Gruffalo TraceGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 15/09/2026singing along to Linkin Park while you wait for your mom to get done in the store 121070180
Reposted by Gruffalo TraceFiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026You have the cameltoe of a much younger woman 03810
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Gruffalo Trace @gruffalotrace.bsky.social · 14/09/2026 SWINDON WE USED TO BE IMPORTANT #AccurateHomeTownMottos 000
Gruffalo Trace @gruffalotrace.bsky.social · 14/09/2026 SWINDON NEARLY A CITY #AccurateHomeTownMottos 100
Gruffalo Trace @gruffalotrace.bsky.social · 14/09/2026 SWINDON BECAUSE SOMEWHERE HAS TO BE AVERAGE #AccurateHomeTownMottos 120
Reposted by Gruffalo Trace𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 12/09/2026“All of our agents are currently assisting other tormented souls. Your anguish is important to us. Press 1 to scream into the Void. Press 2 to scream louder. Press 3 to accept that life is meaningless." 1312614484
Gruffalo Trace @gruffalotrace.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I have kids bombing up and down the street with playing cards in the spokes of their bikes!! Glad to see the old things are still doing the rounds! 000
Reposted by Gruffalo TraceTanita Tikaram @tanitatikaram.bsky.social · 12/09/2026What I love about Western democracy is you can bung a political party £ 36 million earned from criminal activity & most media will continue to point at asylum seekers & migrant care workers with families as the barbarians at the gate we need to defend ourselves from 🙄. 3830111003
Gruffalo Trace @gruffalotrace.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Banger! youtu.be/7laaSGH38lU?...youtu.beCryYouTube video by Ferry Corsten - Topic 011
Reposted by Gruffalo Trace🍑 Frizzle 🤘 @frizzbomb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I listened really hard but couldn't hear any shit music coming from it... 1161
Reposted by Gruffalo TraceCally Beaton @callybeaton.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Anyone who has ever complained about London Underground, complain no more. 151127702219
Reposted by Gruffalo TraceIlikecaketoo (UK) @ilikecaketoo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Disgraceful that the RNLI have to say this today, but here we are 😞. If you would like to donate👇🏻. rnli.org/support-us/g... #RNLI #RNLISavesLives 621934870
Gruffalo Trace @gruffalotrace.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Currently wearing Parkside socks and boxers if you're looking for a man that really knows how to live the high life! 020
Reposted by Gruffalo TraceRobin Bastard @robbacrab.bsky.social · 07/09/2026#MondayLackOfMotivation #ReformAndRestoreVoters #ThickAsABoxingDayTurd 021
Reposted by Gruffalo TraceSo Much 4 the Tolerant Left @nashvillenorthern.bsky.social · 05/09/2026 092
Gruffalo Trace @gruffalotrace.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Guys guys guys!!!! I may have finally matured. I hadn't quite finished eating the big bag of cheesy tortilla chips after a night out and simply decided not to finish them off, and then get this, I threw the rest away 😮😮😮. 020
Reposted by Gruffalo TraceM Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 30/08/2026EXACTLY 👇 THIS....... 210101712746
Gruffalo Trace @gruffalotrace.bsky.social · 28/08/2026This was far too pleasing for two timers that were set independently whilst cooking by the gf, without knowing what the first was doing 😁 020
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