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I’m the only Kevin that matters on this whole fucking app

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chelchell @chelchell.bsky.social · 14h
Fuck off (affectionately) (probably)
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Failing the experiment, a little more each day
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MODERN @modern-001.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Parkour isn’t just a city in Paris
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Leela 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @leela-after-dark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tears make the best lube
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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“If you can't find an answer? If you don't know what to do? ... Make a move.” ― Shellen Lubin
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You are pretty cool.
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A gloryhole, but for someone to talk to
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Mal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the universe is expanding and so is my indifference
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Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
musician and magician are too similar!!!!!
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MODERN @modern-001.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You might be scared to say this but I’m not…pork!
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MODERN @modern-001.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Anyone else having issues with the discovery tab?
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MODERN @modern-001.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How much do you really know about roosters and cocks???
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MODERN @modern-001.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m influential for you
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i’m normal!
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don’t like that one guy.
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Queen Beast @myhiveaway.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'd love to, I just don't want to.
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fuck it, I'd play stupid games for stupid prizes. I got time.
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MODERN @modern-001.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In case you haven’t figured it out, I’m a lost boy
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Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
time wounds all heals
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ewww
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Reskeet this if you have had cheese today. I’m trying to see something.
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MODERN @modern-001.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you weren’t here, would I still be posting subskeets
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Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I want to put a thing on a shelf. I need uppies
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Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
you don't have to love me anymore
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Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Giving up before you even begin
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Mal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
feed a cold starve a saturday night fever
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MODERN @modern-001.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Aliens don’t probe like they use to
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The eyes are the red flags of the soul.
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Spooky Goosey @augustagoose.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m not a morning person, not a night person, nor a secret third thing.
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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I prefer you love me from afar
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MODERN @modern-001.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If I’ve ever accidentally saved on of your posts, it’s from my fingers not knowing how to scroll
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Spooky Goosey @augustagoose.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I can’t even commit to reading my entire to do list.
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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
nothing makes any less sense now more than ever
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Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is so dumb
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The end is near! <inspirational>
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Ivy @askylitocean.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I guess things are only funny if you have a penis
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Queen Beast @myhiveaway.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Penis? Pass.
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MODERN @modern-001.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hey, get this…people go to the movies and eat nachos…and chicken fingers!!!
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Queen Beast @myhiveaway.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
No thank you, is an answer.
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MODERN @modern-001.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The ball is in your court, Knock it my way!
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I am the chicken that fried this steak
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MODERN @modern-001.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My video problem has been fixed. Please continue posting vids again. I repeat, the problem has been fixed.
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MODERN @modern-001.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
new mandate! Everyone only posts pics and no videos! I repeat, no video clips posted! Thank you and have a nice day!
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MODERN @modern-001.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Anyone else having issues with videos not playing in here? Just me??
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MODERN @modern-001.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’m happy only half the time
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MODERN @modern-001.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Who’s with me in here right now?
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MODERN @modern-001.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It’s time for ghosts, hopes and wild things
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MODERN @modern-001.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Do you think about us?
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MODERN @modern-001.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Your task today is to reply to someone with “and?” And don’t reply to this with it cuz that’s just lame
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