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wannabe comedian/poet/human For more joy: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:b7ttmvhdvn…

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Dawn Xiana Moon @dawnxianamoon.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.
Sign at the Weiners Circle: "F  k T  mp we can redact too."
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Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Idk why I’m even cutting this pizza it’s just me here
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Moonlight Lucy ✨️💖🌙 @moonlightlucy.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Let's Live & Love By the Sea Kiss As Moonlight Caresses Ocean ... 💙💫💘
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
My clothes aren't too tight. It's just that my body is really loose.
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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
When she gets you, she is the one.
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Richard Baker @bakerart.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
I produced many paintings and drawings of Portsmouth and Southsea but I won't put loads of them on here all at once. Here's a watercolour that was done on a little beach at Sally Port, Old Portsmouth and you can see the masts of the Warrior in the distance #art #watercolour #Portsmouth
Watercolour completed at Sally Port in Old Portsmouth on a half-sheet of Fabriano paper.
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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
ME: What do Santa’s elves learn in school? HIM: *sigh* ME: The elf-abet! HIM:… ME: Someone’s being Rude-dolph
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Me: make it a double. Server: your soup?? Me: you heard me.
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
media.tenor.com
a cartoon character says it 's art in front of a red wall
Alt: a white male human cartoon character in a black mock turtleneck with a chin goatee exclaims it 's art outside a barn
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Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Nooruddean O
@BeardedGenius
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Fact we're in the 'Twenties' sounds so weird. It's so synonymous with the 1920s. Sounds like a bygone era when women were still fighting for their rights, the upper classes were living a life of hedonism whilst people starved & the world was on the verge of financial ruin and war
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I didn’t have real life hunger games on my bingo card
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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
It's strange how one day you just wake up. To everything.
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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Maybe if I try really hard I can learn the art of not giving a shit.
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Herbe Landluft @piconette.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
Zwischen innerem Werther und innerem Kinski.
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I stop from texting my friends while driving, by not having any friends.
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
if you were my neighbor I’d leave my bedroom curtains open
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
The Grinch Who Stole My Virginity
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Laughing Monkey @laughingmonkey0.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
slow sitting down slow getting up-- autumn evening #haiku
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I said GTFOH. Please respond.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I accidentally swallowed a bottle of glitter, and now, the toilet looks like a snowglobe.
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javid9.bsky.social @javid9.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
pronouncing vaseline like baseline
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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Eating a tangerine just to peel something
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bubbles 🫧💕 @imcryingpotatoes.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
hi everyone!!! i thought i should make a quick introductory post for all the newskies welcome to bsky 🥰 -i'm becca aka ameyyy! -fav taylor album is evermore -i play piano & guitar & i love writing songs! -i also write fiction & creative nonfiction -love reading & music -cat mom 🐈 -vinyl collector
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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I just want to clarify, I AM Alan Parsons. I hope you've enjoyed my project.
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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
we’re hopeful, we’re hopeless
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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
You’re the epitome of tenderness.
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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
religion is the epitome of hypocrisy
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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
People are the epitome of humanity.
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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
nothing is simple, nothing is easy, when it comes to living and loving
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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I fell in love with you, I’m in love with you, I love you, I’ll always love you
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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Love is meant to be given freely and unconditionally.
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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
how exquisite, sublime and eternally beautiful is our little moments
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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Never take her pure and passionate heart for granted.
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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
walk with me, and i will always be with you
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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Shitposting to keep the political skeets at bay is the epitome of farting against thunder
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I don’t trust people who aren’t always ready for bed.
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Ciggy Pop @ciggypop.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Methadone is the generic pill version of Methafinished
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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I could look at you all day.
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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
youtu.be
Sound and Vision (2017 Remaster)
YouTube video by David Bowie - Topic
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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Do you like my eyes yes or no?
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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Make me forget this reality
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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Sometimes you just gotta pump that piston and take a nap.
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
brushing my teeth with Drano, just to feel something
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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
My free will is predetermined.
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