Reposted by AnthonyReddington @katarinarostovairl.bsky.social · 10hIs anyone, ever, sufficiently whelmed? 4286
Reposted by AnthonyPablo @un5toppabl0.bsky.social · 10/10/2026youtu.beFEVER - rita Moreno/MuppetsYouTube video by wisomban 3213
Reposted by AnthonyIn Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Anyway, here's Wonderwall..... 758670
Reposted by AnthonyFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026BARTENDER: another round JIMMY OLSEN: no we’re done thanks BARTENDER: *removes glasses from bar* LOIS LANE: omg it’s superbar 141041167
Reposted by AnthonyTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Waking dreams like ghosts living parallel to your life. Drifting off, occupied, time to the lost being nothing, how does it all die anyway. Regret. Left turns. Albuquerque. 310559
Reposted by AnthonyLa Femme Fatali @toomanycommas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hockey players that still have all their real teeth are too young to be captains. 1132
Reposted by AnthonyLisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026A) Rams never should have given up that lead. Awful. B) I don’t believe any outcome based on bullshit officiating because SPORTS GAMBLING. C) Release the Epstein Files. 681091146
Reposted by AnthonyIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Airplane Intercom: This is your Cap'n speaking. Oops! All berries 215119
Reposted by AnthonyMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Relationship status: I’m upset I can’t find Hudson Hawk on my streaming services. 88532
Reposted by AnthonyUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i’m no hercule poirot but 1012042291
Reposted by AnthonyFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 06/03/2025[bell biv devoe voice] 713419
Reposted by AnthonyJohn Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Me: I’ll have a small drink. Fast food worker: We don’t have a small. We only have large and medium. Me: *grabs him by collar* THE SMALLEST SIZE CANNOT BE MEDIUM! THAT LITERALLY MEANS MIDDLE! 423157
Reposted by AnthonyJacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this 190149294030
Reposted by AnthonyChris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 16/09/2026As a professional punter, I’m in absolute awe at the masterclass put on by this Congress. Just punt after punt after punt, it’s like rewatching the 0-16 Lions. 581814282
Reposted by Anthonycursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce 4863761684
Reposted by AnthonyGrant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 11/09/2026happy charlie kirk day, aka the “only school shooting victim conservatives have ever given a shit about” day 017551
Reposted by AnthonySalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I never took physics but I used to use a church key to put a second hole in the top of a Hi-C can so it would pour easier was that physics it was citrus cooler flavor 1616447
Reposted by AnthonyMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 11/09/2026I was proud to begin this day of remembrance alongside FDNY Commissioner Bonsignore by laying a wreath at the foot of the Firemen’s Memorial. For more than a century, this monument has honored the heroes who risk their lives to keep us safe. 115102311681
Reposted by AnthonyWuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 11/09/202625 years ❤️🩹🙏 8475130
Reposted by AnthonyLee West @whodat35.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Today’s funnies: Mitch McConnell is scheduled to be on The View this morning for 20 minutes… 😊 1014948
Reposted by AnthonyChef🎃Bruso🦇👻🍂🌰 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Today’s corn update: The corn is still here, kinda like the memories from this day 25 years ago; an I Love Lucy marathon, Lois’ birthday (her best friend was in the towers on the phone with her), customers (friends really) enjoying each other’s company in a restaurant that was both closed & open 5506
Reposted by AnthonyKarly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Donald Trump is out at the Republican convention promising everyone cash but I still haven’t seen my 2K tariff check and my 5K DOGE check. It must be lost in the mail. 2133087
Reposted by AnthonyThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 09/09/2026JON STEWART: “They began covering their ass 3 weeks after 9/11… There was poison in the air, on the ground, on your pets/clothes… THE CITY KNEW. Rather than limit the damage, they covered it up… After 9/11, business will never be usual again.” (From @mamdanibulletin.bsky.social ) 382162165392
Reposted by AnthonyPath (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 03/09/2026"i dunno, man, did you try asking jeeves about it?" -a timeline that could have been 17820
Reposted by AnthonyCareful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻♀️🩷🧛🏻♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I need like the tooth fairy for adults but she just leaves you ibuprofen. 1310622
Reposted by AnthonyGrant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Follow your dreams, kids. If Robert Kennedy can be health secretary, you can literally do anything. Can't swim but wanna be a lifeguard? Do it. Blind sharpshooter? Awesome. First person to walk on the sun? Fuck yeah playboy, go get it 212171426
Reposted by AnthonyIn Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Nice workaround, Steve... 624616
Reposted by AnthonyMatt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Whoever decided to promote Coyote vs Acme by letting Wile E do an AMA using only signs deserves all the praise. 47126113781
Reposted by AnthonyTuta @tuta.com · 31/08/2026If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this. Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how. Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places: 1511467610141
Reposted by AnthonyPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Was just thinking about Karen Bass being against street vendors and the idea that if vendors set up near a restaurant that is a problem. As if adults are going to a restaurant but see a taco stand first and say “this food is closer so you lose, restaurant” 932815230
Reposted by AnthonyBrick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 30/08/202610 good things about being a human: - reading & music - empathy - having a driver's licence - radiohead - bipedalism/bilateral symmetry - jokes - having cats - cool shoes that are also comfy - large cerebral cortex - having dogs 69328
Reposted by AnthonyLa Femme Fatali @toomanycommas.bsky.social · 31/08/2026How about we rename it Lake Get Fucked, Nazis 1153
Reposted by AnthonyContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Buttercup not now I’m on camera Kisses 😘 Later 221451180
Reposted by Anthony(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 29/08/2026“sleep when the baby sleeps” they said then they said “ma’am you can’t sleep here this is a wendy’s drive thru” 622051
Reposted by AnthonyKim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @easybakedoven.bsky.social · 27/08/2026What blows my mind about Dolly's passing is how much good she did outside of the limelight. The stories coming out now, like how she paid kids on the spectrum $17 an hour at Dollywood when the minimum wage is $7.25 or donated all of her royalties from I Will Always Love you to black communities 3368
Reposted by AnthonyBebe Neuwirth (she/her) @bebeneuwirth.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Thank you Empire State Building. NYC ❤️ Dolly. 69143731928
Reposted by AnthonyGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Close Encounters of the Richard Kind 1051496
Reposted by Anthony"Spooky" Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 24/08/2026Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness 6306
Reposted by AnthonyMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Loser behavior from a guy who’s clinging like a shriveled old barnacle to a sport he doesn’t actually care about in a desperate bid for relevance. Do not cede one inch to him or anyone who acts this way. 14083831120
Reposted by AnthonyThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Clout-chasing loser. Sucked as a player, sucks as a person. 1602251309
Reposted by AnthonyAnna Brandberg @annabrandberg.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Microwaves really should have a night mode where instead of beeping so loudly and aggressively, they just whisper hey betch your food's ready... 46118271
Reposted by AnthonyRachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 23/08/2026How did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers when you have to pick the peppers prior to the pickling is all I want to know. 1711235
Reposted by AnthonyCharlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 15/08/2026My Uncle Tony never fulfilled his dreams of becoming a rock star although he did once jamb with The Doors. 27619
Reposted by AnthonyBlue Oleta @blue-oleta.bsky.social · 22/08/2026And you definitely don't want to use a high-powered 532nm green laser, because it can permanently burn and disable digital camera CMOS or CCD sensors. Green light is absorbed at a very high efficiency by these electronic sensors, meaning concentrated beams easily melt or overload the pixel array. 41685153687
Reposted by AnthonyRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Shoutout to all the teachers out there working hard to get ready for the new school year 2253366
Reposted by Anthonyraindro g but spooky @raindro.bsky.social · 17/08/2026employers hate this one trick pooping on company time 46012