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Anthony

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Life is too short to wear boring socks. - (Ernie Johnson) Crap I forgot my gym socks. - (Me)

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Reddington @katarinarostovairl.bsky.social · 10h
Is anyone, ever, sufficiently whelmed?
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Pablo @un5toppabl0.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
youtu.be
FEVER - rita Moreno/Muppets
YouTube video by wisomban
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Anyway, here's Wonderwall.....
Short description: A small river otter named Steve stands on its hind legs with his paws on the keys of a bright red toy piano, looking up at the viewer.

Baked-in text: “Vilac depuis 1911”
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
BARTENDER: another round JIMMY OLSEN: no we’re done thanks BARTENDER: *removes glasses from bar* LOIS LANE: omg it’s superbar
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Waking dreams like ghosts living parallel to your life. Drifting off, occupied, time to the lost being nothing, how does it all die anyway. Regret. Left turns. Albuquerque.
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La Femme Fatali @toomanycommas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hockey players that still have all their real teeth are too young to be captains.
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A) Rams never should have given up that lead. Awful. B) I don’t believe any outcome based on bullshit officiating because SPORTS GAMBLING. C) Release the Epstein Files.
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Airplane Intercom: This is your Cap'n speaking. Oops! All berries
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Relationship status: I’m upset I can’t find Hudson Hawk on my streaming services.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i’m no hercule poirot but
“Outside” headline reads “She lived with 20 wild bears for 28 years. Then they found her clean-picked bones. What killed her is a mystery.”
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 23/09/2026
Love that journey for him
Prince i wanna be your lover was written about patrice rushen
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 06/03/2025
[bell biv devoe voice]
that sauce is hoisin
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Me: I’ll have a small drink. Fast food worker: We don’t have a small. We only have large and medium. Me: *grabs him by collar* THE SMALLEST SIZE CANNOT BE MEDIUM! THAT LITERALLY MEANS MIDDLE!
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
As a professional punter, I’m in absolute awe at the masterclass put on by this Congress. Just punt after punt after punt, it’s like rewatching the 0-16 Lions.
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Just George Oh 🤘😎💨 @timmytwoshirts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
happy charlie kirk day, aka the “only school shooting victim conservatives have ever given a shit about” day
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I never took physics but I used to use a church key to put a second hole in the top of a Hi-C can so it would pour easier was that physics it was citrus cooler flavor
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 11/09/2026
I was proud to begin this day of remembrance alongside FDNY Commissioner Bonsignore by laying a wreath at the foot of the Firemen’s Memorial. For more than a century, this monument has honored the heroes who risk their lives to keep us safe.
Mayor Mamdani and FDNY Commissioner Bonsignore stand with their heads bowed at a wreath laying memorial.
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years ❤️‍🩹🙏
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Lee West @whodat35.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Today’s funnies: Mitch McConnell is scheduled to be on The View this morning for 20 minutes… 😊
Ghostly glowing blue apparition of a man in a button down open collared shirt sitting up in a hospital bed. Sitting next to him, is a beautiful stylish lady smiling with long hair and red hat with feathers wearing an embroidered red wool suit dress with cream gloves on. 

The caption above reads: Mitch McConnell is scheduled to be on The View this morning.
For 20 minutes.
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Chef🎃Bruso🦇👻🍂🌰 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Today’s corn update: The corn is still here, kinda like the memories from this day 25 years ago; an I Love Lucy marathon, Lois’ birthday (her best friend was in the towers on the phone with her), customers (friends really) enjoying each other’s company in a restaurant that was both closed & open
Wall of corn, closing in on 10% yellow, under a cloudy, moist sky. Driveway, grass & the side of a red wooden shed also visible
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Donald Trump is out at the Republican convention promising everyone cash but I still haven’t seen my 2K tariff check and my 5K DOGE check. It must be lost in the mail.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
JON STEWART: “They began covering their ass 3 weeks after 9/11… There was poison in the air, on the ground, on your pets/clothes… THE CITY KNEW. Rather than limit the damage, they covered it up… After 9/11, business will never be usual again.” (From @mamdanibulletin.bsky.social )
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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"i dunno, man, did you try asking jeeves about it?" -a timeline that could have been
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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I need like the tooth fairy for adults but she just leaves you ibuprofen.
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Follow your dreams, kids. If Robert Kennedy can be health secretary, you can literally do anything. Can't swim but wanna be a lifeguard? Do it. Blind sharpshooter? Awesome. First person to walk on the sun? Fuck yeah playboy, go get it
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Nice workaround, Steve...
A photograph of a gray-brown otter named Steve resting partly submerged in a shallow rocky pool, presented in the style of an internet meme.  
Baked-in text reads exactly:  
“Steve promised to cut back on his drinking and only drink on days that begin with a t  
however due to a technicality it’s always today”
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Whoever decided to promote Coyote vs Acme by letting Wile E do an AMA using only signs deserves all the praise.
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Tuta @tuta.com · 31/08/2026
If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this. Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how. Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places:
Image of Sundar Pichai and the Gmail logo
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Was just thinking about Karen Bass being against street vendors and the idea that if vendors set up near a restaurant that is a problem. As if adults are going to a restaurant but see a taco stand first and say “this food is closer so you lose, restaurant”
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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
10 good things about being a human: - reading & music - empathy - having a driver's licence - radiohead - bipedalism/bilateral symmetry - jokes - having cats - cool shoes that are also comfy - large cerebral cortex - having dogs
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La Femme Fatali @toomanycommas.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
How about we rename it Lake Get Fucked, Nazis
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Buttercup not now I’m on camera Kisses 😘 Later
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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 29/08/2026
“sleep when the baby sleeps” they said then they said “ma’am you can’t sleep here this is a wendy’s drive thru”
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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @easybakedoven.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
What blows my mind about Dolly's passing is how much good she did outside of the limelight. The stories coming out now, like how she paid kids on the spectrum $17 an hour at Dollywood when the minimum wage is $7.25 or donated all of her royalties from I Will Always Love you to black communities
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Bebe Neuwirth (she/her) @bebeneuwirth.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Thank you Empire State Building. NYC ❤️ Dolly.
Empire State Building lit up in bright pink in honor of Dolly Parton. Beautiful.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Close Encounters of the Richard Kind
Still from the movie Close Encounters of the Third Kind showing a tall skinny alien with light behind it while a person stands before it with their hand up shielding the light. The aliens head has been replaced with that of actor Richard Kind
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"Spooky" Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 24/08/2026
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
Billy Crystal and Gregory Hines in Running Scared
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Loser behavior from a guy who’s clinging like a shriveled old barnacle to a sport he doesn’t actually care about in a desperate bid for relevance. Do not cede one inch to him or anyone who acts this way.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Clout-chasing loser. Sucked as a player, sucks as a person.
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Anna Brandberg @annabrandberg.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Microwaves really should have a night mode where instead of beeping so loudly and aggressively, they just whisper hey betch your food's ready...
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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
How did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers when you have to pick the peppers prior to the pickling is all I want to know.
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
My Uncle Tony never fulfilled his dreams of becoming a rock star although he did once jamb with The Doors.
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𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚕 @2ndaryprotocol.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Blue Oleta @blue-oleta.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
And you definitely don't want to use a high-powered 532nm green laser, because it can permanently burn and disable digital camera CMOS or CCD sensors. Green light is absorbed at a very high efficiency by these electronic sensors, meaning concentrated beams easily melt or overload the pixel array.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Shoutout to all the teachers out there working hard to get ready for the new school year
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raindro g but spooky @raindro.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
employers hate this one trick pooping on company time
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