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Chris Kluwe

@chriswarcraft.bsky.social
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Troublemaker extraordinaire, CA AD 72 Candidate, www.kluweoc.com

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Dump The TUMP & GOP GRAND OLD PEA-BRAINS @saveusahb.bsky.social · 3h
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Pride at the Pier 🏳️‍🌈🤝⚧️ he/she/they/xe @prideatthepier.bsky.social · 11h
Our fundraising account is at $3.17. Over 90% of LGBTQ groups are losing funding this year during the US’ trans genocide. 1/2 of all unhoused trans people in the US are in CA, and most of the local trans folks reaching out to us for help don’t have a place to live. /1
Graphic with trans flag and broken piggy bank. “We’re running on Empty. Thousands distributed in 2026. Aid requests keep pouring in. We need your help meeting the need for trans folks in OC.”
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Ryan LeBlond @rlleblond.bsky.social · 14h
My man looks like he's worried this ministry might ask why he left the last ministry.
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 15h
“I’m not owned” I yell as i slowly shrink into a corncob. “i’m not owned!”
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Jen Taub @jentaub.bsky.social · 17h
Let this sink in. Cornell University refused to refund Jane Doe's tuition the semester she was raped. Without this money, she could not transfer to another school. Essentially, she was forced to stay on campus where she saw those seven rapists frequently. Eventually she dropped out of college.
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Let me give you the actual solution to this problem. Universities and colleges have to hire football players as union employees (AFL-CIO, same as the NFL), with no requirement to attend school. They get health and retirement benefits, and are limited to a five year employment contract.
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Chris Kluwe, Candidate for Assembly District 72 @kluweoc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Proud to be endorsed by California Environmental Voters! I look forward to working with California Environmental Voters and community members to tackle the issues that matter most to our coastal communities, including access clean air and water, and standing up to polluters.
Chris Kluwe for Assembly is proudly endorsed by California Environmental Voters!
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Very Distinctive (Seasonal) Fuckery (he/him) @digitaldiscipline.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey, do you want to read a video-game-flavored hopepunk cottagecore sci-fi story that *doesn't* need you to pre-load eight fucktillion obscure references to enjoy? Sure you do. It's called "Shades of Forever," and it's by @chriswarcraft.bsky.social
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When they get back in power, Democrats need to go all-in on higher education. We need a campaign of reinvestment in public universities across the country that makes the Morrill Land-Grant Act look like nothing by comparison *and* a GI Bill of Rights-style program of tuition grants.
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We trap our MonHun friends (because that gives better rewards)
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Operation Escort The Couch Lizard From The Premises is currently underway. We have mobilized all our forces and anticipate a quick and decisive victory over this most cunning of foes (it got in the other day when we were airing out the house and we thought it might have left, but apparently not)
A yard lizard hiding in the bottom crack of our couch, the edge of a Tupperware trap visible in the lower left
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 28/09/2026
Well well well, I wonder how we got here, Mr. Karl Rove: www.sacurrent.com/news/politic...
sacurrent.com
Karl Rove says Republican Party is being taken over by 'Nazis'
The Bush-era GOP political operative also said Republicans would be winning the battle for Texas' U.S. Senate seat if John Cornyn was the nominee.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There’s something to be said for how most of the political spectrum can unite around hounding some lesbians over niche drama in their spaces but huge segments of society are silent about pervasive campus rape impacting a huge population of primarily youngwomen
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
💗🍾My opponent refuses to listen to the community, evidenced by her massive defeat on library measures last July!🍾💗 🕺👍My opponent has nothing positive to point to from her record, so she calls me a communist Because Fox News Told Her To!👍🕺 🤡💀Did I mention she hangs out with white nationalists??💀🤡
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Also, if you want to fact check our “smears,” there’s a whole page for that. Feel free to share with your friends in Orange County!
graceyvandercorrupt.com
Gracey Van Der Corrupt
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Would be more than happy to recreate this *actual picture* of me wearing a suit and t-shirt but with the aforementioned shirt (my hair’s a lot shorter now though)
Me over a decade ago wearing a suit jacket and a “punters are people too” t-shirt while doing a press conference in front of a sculpture of… stuff
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Friends. Today was a great day in terms of playing soccer, giving a kicking lesson, and doing a campaign event with Robert Garcia, but I have to tell you the cherry on top was seeing this Republican text ad whimpering about our campaign’s efforts to shine a light on my extremist opponent.
An attack ad from the Orange County Republicans against me featuring a whimpering plea to stop highlighting how my opponent has hung out with white nationalists and posted anti-Semitic content to YouTube, including a bonus AI picture of me!

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CHRIS KLUWE STOP THE SMEARS!
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END THE NEGATIVE ATTACKS
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STOP THE SMEAR CAMPAIGN
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LET ORANGE COUNTY VOTERS DECIDE
REPUBLICAN PARTY OF ORANGE COUNTY
This is Republican Party of Orange County Chairman
Will O'Neill with an important message.
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Mike Eliason @holz-bau.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
chat is this good?
all construction dropping massively.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026
Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵
Selfie taken by ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson, a man wearing a backwards baseball cap and an orange T-shirt.
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Getting everyone ready for a big day of union canvassing! Huge thanks to all the volunteers spreading the word for me and all the other candidates; it’s time to make sure our government works for *us.* When we fight, we WIN!
Me speaking in front of the OC Labor Fed Leadership March, multiple union organizers visible in the foreground
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
THIS IS HAPPENING! FREE! AMAZING! AHHHHHHHHH!
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Le Monde in English @english.lemonde.fr · 25/09/2026
Amnesty International calls for ICE to be abolished
lemonde.fr
Amnesty International calls for ICE to be abolished
In a report titled 'We Had Whistles, They Had Guns,' the NGO documents widespread human rights violations committed by ICE in the United States.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 25/09/2026
Premium newsletter: This is part two to my Hater's Guide To AI debt, a massive guide to how skyrocketing treasury yields, investor anxiety and ever-expanding data center costs have made "AI factories" economically unviable - even if they had demand. www.wheresyoured.at/premium-the-...
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Premium: The Hater's Guide To AI Debt (Part 2)
The year is 2026, and you are a hyperscaler CEO. You zip up your Patagonia Vest, type UDPATE CALENDER WHERE WHY to your Muse agent, and it tells you that your CFO has sent you an email about…
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Unless this guy milkshake ducks himself, I think this circles all the way back around to being awesome. You gotta respect someone willing to put in that amount of effort into something.
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Amal El-Mohtar @amalelmohtar.com · 24/09/2026
Pals I see you sharing links to London Daily & need you to know it's AI bullshit. The Louise Michel is real, Banksy really funded it, but that started in 2020 & the LD link people are sharing is timestamped to today but written as if it's 2020 & elides all the actual journalism about it.
Screenshot reads as follows: 

Welcome to London Daily, an innovative and unique news experiment driven by advanced artificial intelligence (AI) technology.

Our AI system conducts extensive research and fact-checking, presenting a non-biased and diverse perspective on each topic. It meticulously filters out biased or manipulated content, offering you factual summaries essential for your knowledge as an informed citizen.

Our aim is not to replace mainstream media but to provide you with succinct summaries of key headlines, encouraging you to explore these stories in greater depth through your favorite mainstream news sources.

As a privately funded, non-profit initiative, our mission is to provide a concise and comprehensive overview of current events as part of a broader project to enhance fact-checking and AI journalism for journalists and publishers worldwide.

We are building a tool that will help professional journalists and traditional mainstream news outlets enhance their news delivery, boost their readership, ease their workload, and lower their costs while increasing their productivity—all aimed at improving content reliability and readability.
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You better believe I have a dead parrot guy. You think I’m running for office without a dead parrot guy? You rube. You absolute imbecile. Also, he’s not dead, he’s sleeping.
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bring a dead parrot and spend the entire interview insisting it wasn’t dead
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reminder that in Canada upon becoming an engineer you get an iron ring made of a collapsed bridge, purposely designed to be uncomfortable, to remind you that your ethics demand you give a fuck even about the boring grudgework of such as double-checking your math. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Ring
en.wikipedia.org
Iron Ring - Wikipedia
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 24/09/2026
Exclusive: Our new investigation uncovers the horrifying ChatGPT history of the Tumbler Ridge mass shooter, with OpenAI’s chatbot fueling the shooter’s violent fantasies and planning up to the day of the school massacre.
motherjones.com
ChatGPT helped the Tumbler Ridge school shooter focus on guns, tactics, and terror, our investigation reveals
OpenAI’s chatbot fed the shooter’s violent fantasies and planning up to the massacre.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
New — I had the opportunity to see NAZA, the documentary freaking out the Israeli government because of its horrifying firsthand descriptions of the way the IDF has used AI to target and massacre Palestinian civilians. My thoughts on the film’s damning revelations, and the banality of evil:
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I saw the documentary the Israeli government doesn’t want you to see
'NAZA' dispels once and for all the myth that the IDF didn't target civilians in Gaza.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we have control mechanisms for this. it's called The Law. these guys should be held personally liable for these harms. the suicides, the thefts, the intrusions into computer systems. they should be sued and prosecuted as appropriate. problem immediately solved
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
TRUMP’S TOP ACCOMPLISHMENTS “Was the bravest boy at the doctor and only cried twice” “Remembered to flush two hours later” “Didn’t throw dinner vegetables at Natalie” “Voted ‘Best Napper’ unanimously by every administration member”
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 23/09/2026
EIon Musk’s Wealth 2009: $.6B 2026: $984B Jeff Bezos’s Wealth 2009: $6B 2026: $370B Mark Zuckerberg’s Wealth 2009: $.6B 2026: $256B Federal Minimum Wage 2009: $7.25 2023: $7.25 Billionaire tax rate: 8.2% Worker tax rate: 13% Pay workers. Tax & Abolish Billionaires. Save our economy & country.
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I just spoke at Leisure World (retirement community) in Seal Beach, and the grandmas are out for blood. Loudest round of applause I got was when I said “a lot of these problems will take generations to fix, but one thing we can do right away is hold everyone in this administration accountable”
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tbh, with this proposed diesel export ban, I’ve kind of lost track of how many stoves we’re touching at the moment
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it's weird that ai got too dangerous to keep advancing right around the time money got more expensive to borrow
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Upton Sinclair — 'It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it.'
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/2026
Sen. Susan Collins helped steer millions in federal defense contracts to Navatek, whose CEO illegally funneled thousands of dollars to her campaign. The FBI sought to launch a probe and was eyeing Collins and other lawmakers. Then Trump gutted the unit in charge. THREAD 🧵
Martin Kao, CEO of defense contractor Navatek, poses next to Sen. Susan Collins for a photo. Collins is holding a model of a boat in her hands. Behind them is a large sign with the Navatek logo.
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Tauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Erika Ishii's inclusion is not a "controversial announcement". This is elevating weird gamergaters' boring whining as deserving of attention. There's no "sides" to this, there's no "issue": It's a talented performer who's done nothing wrong being hated for who they are.
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Look, I’m not saying Natalie Harp is bringing him a Spotify playlist with the prompt “John Cusack Say Anything AI make him love me” but I’m also not *not* saying it, if you know what I mean
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Chris Kluwe, Candidate for Assembly District 72 @kluweoc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Anxiously awaiting the midterms? Join Team Kluwe for any of our upcoming events to channel that energy and care for your community into something actionable! Check out the link in our bio to RSVP for upcoming volunteer efforts! #volunteer #canvass #phonebank #ad72 #oc @chriswarcraft.bsky.social
Event schedule for 9/21-9/27. Canvass for HB slate every Tuesday. 9/23 canvass launch at leisure world. 9/24 canvass launch at bluebird park. 9/26 canvass launch at hummingbird park. 9/27 canvass launch at Gisler park.
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Weird coincidence that all this is happening the same day as the AI air control rollout. “You’re absolutely right - a forty five degree angle of approach is entirely too steep for landings, and that’s on me. Would you like me to call some local mortuaries?”
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 21/09/2026
for your future voting knowledge, Gavin Newsom was central in pressuring the AGs to settle their antitrust lawsuit against Paramount:
deadline.com
Done! Paramount Settles Antitrust Suit, Set To Seal Deal For Warner Bros. Discovery
Paramount agreed to settle an antitrust suit by a dozen State Attorneys General led by California's Rob Bonta, the last obstacle to its merger with WBD.
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Lightspeed Magazine @lightspeedmagazine.com · 15/09/2026
The 2026 LIGHTSPEED + NIGHTMARE Kickstarter is NOW LIVE! Check out our star-studded lineup of authors & peruse our rewards: subscriptions, signed books, rare magazine collectibles, t-shirts, mugs, and other fun stuff. Thank you in advance if you're able to offer your support.💖 bit.ly/LS-NM-26
LIGHTSPEED & NIGHTMARE Kickstarter graphic. Left side: Bright light blue background with rays (as of light) bursting out from the center. Central image is an open book with a rocket blasting up out of it. Below the book is the LIGHTSPEED magazine wordmark; the word lightspeed is rendered in a orange-to-yellow gradient, with a white outline around it and dropshadow underneath it.
Right side: Bright light yellow background with rays (as of light) bursting out from the center. Central image is an open book with a haunted house emerging from it. Below the book is the NIGHTMARE magazine wordmark; the word nightmare is rendered in a dark red to lighter red gradient, with a white outline around it and dropshadow underneath it.
Top: the words "LIVE on Kickstarter"
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If Mike Pence has the courage he can still tell Butker to go back to the kitchen before this field goal attempt
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If this ends up being down by contact then that’s rigged as fuck
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
dafuq just happened?
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Great contain tackle there
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
go for it your cowards
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