Reposted by That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀ogre-g 👹 @libidinalspaces.bsky.social · 07/10/2026she's got that joie de leave 442755464
That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀 @tanner68.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Based solely on my dietary habits, I'm basically two goats in a trench coat. 000
Reposted by That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Can you die of too many open computer tabs 62739127
Reposted by That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026your honor, [jerk-off motion] 8460100
Reposted by That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Recently, there have been several stick-ups and one Axe murder (in the first Degree). Management has made no Secret of the need to increase security, but still haven’t found the Right Guard. Finding themselves underarmed, the crime wave continues to roll on. 3445187
Reposted by That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 06/10/2026for personal reasons, I will be disappearing into the misty forest, never to be seen or heard from again 613347
Reposted by That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Potato would never make you cry or betray you. Be more like potato. 3931762
Reposted by That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Have you tried lurking in the ominous mist about it? 113456
Reposted by That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My favourite party trick is not going. 413851
Reposted by That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Since the junk in my trunk is mostly cheese, I will now refer to it as my dairyere 718257
Reposted by That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Deleted for your comfort. 29541
Reposted by That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Her: I’m really looking forward to a quiet evening at home. Me: *𝘨𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪 𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘩𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘸* 210943
That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀 @tanner68.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Unpopular opinion: DON'Tstatic.klipy.comCharlie The Unicorn: They Took My Kidney!Alt: Charlie The Unicorn lies on his side on the grass, mortally wounded. He says, "They Took My Freakin Kidney!" 110
That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀 @tanner68.bsky.social · 06/10/2026@twosense.bsky.social CONGRATULATIONS. YOU ARE OLDER NOW* * large font out of necessity 130
Reposted by That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Him: It’s really dark in there. Her: I’m beginning to suspect that you’re not really a board certified gynecologist. 212446
That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀 @tanner68.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Beautiful! I live in a city and don't know much about wild chickens, but last summer I found myself with a family of 12 Gray Partridges living in my backyard. It was so fun to watch the babies grow up! 010
That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀 @tanner68.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The one at Deception Point?! 010
Reposted by That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Sorry I'm late, I was assimilated by an extraterrestrial parasite at a remote Antarctic research station. 21251104
That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀 @tanner68.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Face down, ass up: that's how you'll find me defying the five second rule. 021
Reposted by That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀Heather @hceedee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Mavis, 28 Sep '26. #PigeonSky 🪶 05912
Reposted by That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Reply to an obvious joke with a serious answer so I know that you were home-schooled. 1317546
That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀 @tanner68.bsky.social · 05/10/2026When Bobby Bare sang "Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through the Goalposts of Life" I felt that deep within my soul. Or cankles. Don't recall. 042
Reposted by That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Home is where the heart takes it’s pants off immediately 526292
Reposted by That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Hades would be a great name for a baby 23317
Reposted by That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 15/09/2023DON'T GO TO BED ANGRY. STAND IN THE CORNER, HOVERING UNTIL YOUR EYES BLEED AND YOUR LUNGS COLLAPSE AND YOUR TEETH FALL OUT AND YOUR APPENDIX EXPLODES. 310245
Reposted by That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“im still goth,” i say, rubbing arthritis cream on my feet, adding orthotic inserts into my (hands-free ) sneakers & walking gingerly from my chair to my other chair while saying “ow, ow”, “goddammit. ow” 1417839
That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀 @tanner68.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It's perfect! I assume, based on its source and price, that it's both haunted AND murder-y? 110
Reposted by That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀Pessimus Prime @pessimusprime.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Me: Waiter, there are insects on my food Waiter: Confit ants, sir Me: Ooo, I'd say about 90% sure 092
Reposted by That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026There’s a persistent myth that old house timbers were squared with an adze and the tool nerd in me wants to scream LARGE TIMBERS WERE HEWN WITH A BROAD AXE – ADZES WERE GENERALLY USED TO HEW SMALLER SCANTLING OR FOR SHIP BUILDING and this is why I live alone in a car in a state forest 3226769
That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀 @tanner68.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I'm about to become another year older, and yet somehow I've still never owned a boat. Somebody needs to answer for that 🤨 172
That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀 @tanner68.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Who else has the Sunday Night Scaries? It's 2:06 am and i keep pulling off going to sleep 😭 061
That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀 @tanner68.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Also, I always say that nobody works harder than teachers and nurses, and look at you, you're a teacher! Much respect and gratitude for what you do. 010
That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀 @tanner68.bsky.social · 05/10/2026You're so welcome! I've seen how access to the right tests and procedures at the right times can vastly improve cancer outcomes. You absolutely deserve a fighting chance ❤️ 110
That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀 @tanner68.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Every single day is Punch a Nazi Day. 110
Reposted by That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 27/06/2026mom used to put notes in my lunchbox when I was a kid which was really nice, food would've been nicer 11560130
Reposted by That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 10/05/2025don’t like to brag, but I often go to the hospital with my banjo to sing to the patients regardless of their condition or their constant requests that I stop 6559143
Reposted by That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I visited Intercourse, PA, and let’s just say it did not live up to my expectations. 1114647
That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀 @tanner68.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Please, you guys, help if you can. Even a little bit. I don't know Ashley, but her current reality is mind-boggling to me, a person living in Canada with far better access to healthcare. Ashley shouldn't have to fight bureaucracy in order to fight for her life. 😥🩷 gofund.me/940c76edegofund.meDonate to Help a Mom, Wife, Teacher Battle Stage 4 Metastatic Melanoma, organized by Ashley HoldenI am in a fight for my life and I need some help. Af… Ashley Holden needs your support for Help a Mom, Wife, Teacher Battle Stage 4 Metastatic Melanoma 123
Reposted by That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀A Murder Of Crows @thewellofsongs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I am made of stardust and microplastics. 38938
Reposted by That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 31/10/2025i will remind you all to keep the Ween in Halloween thank you and be blessed 1414321
That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀 @tanner68.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Thank you! I'm very affected by very hot or very cold weather weather, so unfortunately I do have to spend a lot of time indoors ☹️ 020
That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀 @tanner68.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I'm blessed* to work from home 100% of the time, and also to have an attached front garage. Our winters aren't for the weak! *with M.S. 🙄 130
Reposted by That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀👻 L.T. Vargus, undead and still disgraced author 👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 28/05/2026just got back from my job at the uncrustables factory and I’ll tell you what, it is hard work biting off all those crusts 116533
That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀 @tanner68.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It always benefits the institution to cover up violence. That's why they make students report to campus police, rather than regular police. Not to mention, it happens at every single educational institution and has, forever. 111
That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀 @tanner68.bsky.social · 04/10/2026If you had a week to go anywhere free of charge, where would you go? 110
Reposted by That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026*at the bottom of the ocean This is nice. 613859
