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👻SpookyComic💀

@spookycomic.bsky.social
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⚠️This is a jokey account💙 Failed librarian 📚📖🖋️📝 Walk-ins are never welcome🖤🪦⚰️🥀🍂 Never sundried🌕🌛☔️🌧️🗿 👑Show-off💎💍💅🪷🦦🫧No DMs Dark Ages require jesters

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👻SpookyComic💀 @spookycomic.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
🎶It’s my dick in a pot🎶
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sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
lord beer me strength
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👻SpookyComic💀 @spookycomic.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Friendly reminder in my mom’s bathroom
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👻SpookyComic💀 @spookycomic.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Just sharing the gay apparel I donned.
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👻SpookyComic💀 @spookycomic.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
You cry tears; I cry jokes
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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
What if I stay under the warm blankets? Yes, this is best.
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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I just saw a shadow thrown by a cloud that was shaped like a penis, does that mean 6 more weeks of wiener?
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
And yet we keep posting
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Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Neither miserable, nor happy, but a secret more complicated third thing
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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
pez dispenser that dispenses lil bites of cheese
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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Is it possible that I used the word "scallawag"one too many times while sexting?
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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Pudding on the Ritz 🎶
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Me, five minutes after leaving the house: I have made a terrible mistake and must return to my nest immediately.
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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
We would make a beautiful fucking catastrophe
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Over the river AND through the woods? In this economy?
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
these chores could have been a montage
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
apostrophe is short for a piece of shit trophy
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
i keep my 3D printer in the bedroom in case i get any good ideas
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AnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
🎼 Twist and shout🎶 *can twist without shouting and shout without twisting
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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Goofy dancing in the kitchen is where it's at.
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MisterD @misterd78uk.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
You ever notice how "ok don't take this personally" is always followed up with something really freaking personal
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👻SpookyComic💀 @spookycomic.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
If you like stickin’ it to the Merry Christmas crowd with a hearty Happy Holidays, try Enjoy the Season instead—it enrages them even more. Enjoy the season!
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👻SpookyComic💀 @spookycomic.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I’d love to be thankful for not having to dine with certain family members but alas and alack.
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Kristen Wixx @kristenwixx.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I picked up some pastries for tomorrow's staff meeting.
A sign for a baked good. The text reads, "Handmade Scorn."
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Chabby D @chabbyd.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Throw away last year’s holiday wrapping paper before this shit gets out of hand again.
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👻SpookyComic💀 @spookycomic.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
“Father Brown is over,” I told my company and wished them well on their journey home.
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Lori @cornjerker78.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Alright who stuck the pill in my cheese cube?
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Lori @cornjerker78.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Life: I’m out of lemons is Pepsi ok?
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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Might sell Avon door to door as a side hustle
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Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
You know you're old when ''I have to go'' stops reffering to parties
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👻SpookyComic💀 @spookycomic.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
The dread of expecting company who call to say they’ll be early but you’re still out running errands.
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👻SpookyComic💀 @spookycomic.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Sadly, it seems the double dash has gone the way of the Oxford comma.
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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Many "American Psychos" can trace their ancestry to immigrants who came through Bret Easton Ellis Island.
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Let the comfort eating commence
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jules @butch420.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
I wish I lived in precented times.
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Natanya Biskar @natanyabiskar.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
a girl should not have to work if it’s misty. She should be allowed to wander the moors wailing as nature intended
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Fomo Simpson @haliphacks.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Deer + bunny + cargo shorts = kangaroo
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1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
State Farm doesn't know me at all. A good neighbor to me isn't always there. I want a neighbor that I never see.
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GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
In the immortal words of James Hetfield, "fuck it all with fucking no regrets".
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OfficeofSteve @officeofsteve.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
When you die, after the eulogy, you should be shamed on how many condiments are in your fridge
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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Replacing myself with a life-size Jello Jiggler for the day. Blob enough.
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Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Cats aren't afraid of the void
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👻SpookyComic💀 @spookycomic.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
It is fortunate that YOLOs do, in fact, live only once, and that they take their awful grammar with them.
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
There should be a “skip to the point” button for conversations.
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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Annual reminder. If Christmas decorations were meant to go up in November then surely they'd be called novorations.
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
cats rule everything around me
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