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1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Forrest Gump's original title was If You're A Slut, You'll Die Of AIDS.

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1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

If Ali G sang for Korn: IS YOU READDDDYYYYYYY????!!!!

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1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I'm sorry, but you only used one exclamation mark and no emojis. Did you even mean this birthday well wish?

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1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

You know what's wild is that I kinda learned about murder from Disney movies.

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1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I'm definitely very far left of anti-woke, but I do think that woke went too far when they stopped jousting at ren faires.

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1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Why is Rivers Cuomo looking like Woody Allen nowadays? It's weirding me out.

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1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

"Damn, I'm really depressed." "Why?" "Mitch McConnell isn't really dead."

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1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I had no idea Wicked For Good was a musical.

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1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I just heard a really unfunny version of Weird Al's song about Spider Man. It was about a piano man or some shit. I was like, the fuck is this?

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1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

You just know Tom Holland got super hard when Ann Hathaway yelled, "I want Odysseus!" right in his face.

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1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

The Circe part of The Odyssey alone earned the movie it's R rating. That was some disturbing ass shit. The Odyssey. Rated R for pig transformation.

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1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Shaq is a commercial actor. Being a sport's commentator is just his side hustle.

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1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

The only proof I need that Kurt Cobain didn't really kill himself is that he swore he didn't have a gun.

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1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

It being pride month, we should have temporarily been calling it the Queer of Hormuz.

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1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Before there were tissues and paper was even invented, dudes would just wack off into rocks.

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1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Why would you check out of Hotel California if you can't leave? And exactly who is enforcing that rule? Is it an entire army or just some guy?

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1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

1991 Record Producer - "How long can you extend the word 'door'? Axl Rose - "Dooooooooohoooooooowoooooooooooor"

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1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

I still think it was weird that in the mid 90s, Metallica released an entire album about semen. This joke is funnier if you know they put out an album in 1996 titled Load.

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1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

I'm old enough to remember that Jake from State Farm used to be a chubby white guy.

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1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Troll dolls don't have private parts so why the hell do they constantly have sex hair?

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1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

When Neil Armstrong jerked off on the moon, he said, "That's one small stroke for man... One giant fap for mankind."

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1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Are we witnessing a second impeachment caused by a Clinton blowjob?

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1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

When Trump is out of office, I hope they use his ballroom to host drag shows.

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1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

I don't know what's creepier. That Trump wants to fuck his own daughter, or that Eric Trump wants to suck his dad's dick.

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1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

"I have no idea what the fuck I'm looking at here." - Me, looking at the new Kreator album artwork.

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1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

State Farm doesn't know me at all. A good neighbor to me isn't always there. I want a neighbor that I never see.

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1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

I always knew that Coldplay actually meant to cause you trouble.

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1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

A gangster rooster is also known as a hard cock.

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1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

Elon Musk was wearing a shirt that says The Dogefather. That's why he got a black eye.

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1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

My non binary girlfriend is never more my boyfriend than when they give me a high five after I make a joke about them sucking my dick.

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1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

Happy mother's day to all the dog moms out there.

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1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

This really would be the stupidest reality if Trump actually became the pope. Like, nothing that could ever happen would be as stupid as that.

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1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

Beetlejuice 3 better be titled Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetleju-.

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1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

So... eggs are cheaper now, right? RIGHT!?!

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1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

When a bunch of ghosts jizz on your face, it's called a bookaka.

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1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

I would fuck my girlfriend wearing anything except for black face.

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1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Why does this look like a dog sleeping?

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1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

My non binary girlfriend is never more my boyfriend than when they're finishing off a bag of chips.

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1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

A new episode of Cooking Mushrooms with Marty? That's what we have here! Watch, enjoy and follow the recipe. youtu.be/3gFUUFTl9WY?...

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Ep 7. Stay Golden Chicky Boy

YouTube video by Cooking Mushrooms with Marty (that he can't eat)

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1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

The mayonnaise at Five Guys is made of cum from five guys.

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1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

The phrase "boys will be boys" only applies to white men.

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1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

The newest episode of Cooking Mushrooms with Marty (that he can't eat) is available for all your viewing pleasures. Enjoy the silliness, follow the recipe for a delicious ass meal and subscribe to the channel. youtu.be/W05EcazOH7o?...

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Ep 6. the PBBBOB

YouTube video by Cooking Mushrooms with Marty (that he can't eat)

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1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

My brother drives a Tesla so everyday I text him just to make sure he didn't blow up.

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1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Should hulking out be an impeachable offense?

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1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

I feel like we're not disturbed enough by how much ghost jizz is always just floating around us.

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1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Time for a new Cooking Mushrooms with Marty (that he can't eat). Please watch, follow the recipe and enjoy a delicious pasta meal. youtu.be/lgokeRN5SZ8?...

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Ep 5. Chestnuts Roasting Over A Creamy Garlic Pasta

YouTube video by Cooking Mushrooms with Marty (that he can't eat)

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1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

It's been a while but Cooking Mushrooms with Marty (that he can't eat) is back with an all new episode. Enjoy! youtu.be/nvMsf4o6RWc?...

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Ep 4. Pink Pantheroni Pizza

YouTube video by Cooking Mushrooms with Marty (that he can't eat)

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1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

I feel like a lot of Trump supporters would have also voted for Tony Clifton.

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1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

There is no harmonizing duo as iconic as Mark Hoppus and Tom DeLonge.

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