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GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 4h

When you realize you got chocolate in your peanut butter... ...when you realize you got peanut butter in your chocolate

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GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 6h

How is it only 10 AM? Do clocks even know how clocks work?!

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 19h

them: when exactly did you become so jaded me: around the time i stopped wearing candy necklaces

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Greg Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It’s always darkest before it gets more darkerest.

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Frenchy's After Dark @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I don't have followers I have concerned onlookers

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GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Bastard sons begat their cunting daughters Promiscuous mothers with your incestuous fathers

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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Not feeling this entire week* *life

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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'd try to hide my CyberTruck too if I had one

A Tesla Cybertruck parked outside a store, fully wrapped in a pixelated gray, black, and white camouflage pattern resembling a giant digital censor box or low-resolution video game graphic or even minecraft blocks

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The first rule of Overexplaining Club is you do not talk about Overexplaining Club because this is a secret club and we want it to stay a secret, but if you talk about it then people will know it exists, thus ruining the secrecy.

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GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Came home to no AC. It's about 85 in here. If this is it, remember me fondly...

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GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

That Amy Poehler meme, but instead it's me, and everything sucks, and I dunno how to survive it.

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GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Welp, the Dolphins are 3-0! And I really shouldn't mock dyslexia any more.

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GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I'm at a popular place for an early lunch (the only kind I ever have) and apparently there's a kid team here running around, with no adult supervision. Oh and, ugh, I'm not a fan.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Might fuck around and do unto others as I would have them do unto me

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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

You’re in her dms, I’m her kill in fuck marry kill

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

just made up a guy in my head: Rutherford B. Hotdogs. what do you think he’s all about

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GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I'm waiting to cross the street with my dog. You decide "to be nice" and stop in the middle of the cross street so that I can waddle my fat ass across while hoping my dog - actually an alien life form disguised as a dog, will quickly cross the street in some semblance of normalcy. Don't be nice.

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GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Hear me now, the day I crash out, I will probably eat an entire chocolate cake. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

As Ive gotten older, my delusions of grandeur have become bite-sized.

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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Can’t eat a sandwich until you subscribe to sandwiches. Can’t eat today’s sandwich until it has applied daily sandwich updates. Sandwich now has adverts even though you paid for ad-free sandwich. Can pay again to have less sandwich adverts. Now you can eat the sandwich, but it’s smaller.

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GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Well don't I just suck? (derogatory)

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I'M HERE TO EAT BREAKFAST SANDWICHES AND KICK ASSES AND I'M ABOUT HALFWAY THROUGH THIS BREAKFAST SANDWICH IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND FORMING AN ORDERLY LINE WHILE I FINISH.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

hey nice gains there but please do not tell me they are ill gotten??

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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Trump isn't too old to be president,

meme featuring a news broadcast image of Donald Trump standing between two men in suits and high-visibility vests holding a pair of large scissors. Trump's hands are placed over theirs as they cut a ceremonial ribbon outdoors in front of a White House helicopter.

Bold white impact text across the top and bottom reads: "BUT HE NEEDED HELP TO CUT THE CEREMONIAL RIBBON".

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Feels a bit weird to be sitting in the back of this Dragula, to be honest. Can I sit up front with you?

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Looking back on my life, I can’t help wondering how I got trapped in this shipping container

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GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"Can you feel the darkness?" Yeah man, every fucking day. Can't you?

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Sucks in stomach. Another chin pops out.

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GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

About $35 for less than half a tank, because fucken drumpf, stupid POS pedofuck.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

*wakes up in a dumpster with no idea how I got there* This feels right.

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GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

JFC I hate people and there are so many fucking people.

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GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

"You shouldn't have to pay for your love with your bones & your flesh." Love also accepts venmo, cashapp, and paypal.

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GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Well today was a shit day. Now go home and think about what you've done.

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GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Shiddiness. Shiddiness is all around us.

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GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I put a new mat down by the door - it's supposed to be extra absorbent, so it's kinda padded. My dog just got up from his bed, went over and sniffed the mat, then lied down on it.

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I don’t know… maybe under different circumstances, we might have been nemeses.

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GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

🎶Sunday Sunday You can't trust that day Sunday Sunday Such a depressing day...🎶

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GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Happy Batman Day to those who celebrate. 🦇

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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.

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Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Spider gets bitten by a radioactive human and develops the ability to doom scroll and bitch about the weather.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I can’t do a roundhouse kick or maintain any sort of meaningful relationship.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Overdosed on Flintstones vitamins and tried to start my car with my feet

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GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I never truly *tried* to be a writer. I never try anything *too much*, because I'm extremely lazy and probably rather ADHD (non-diagnosed), but I did once try to create a comic book character called Damage Jackal, a nod to a Metallica song.

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Unimon-E @letstwist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

If you think my jokes are bad, you should see some of my life choices

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