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Chabby D

@chabbyd.bsky.social
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AuDHDAF. Newly highly regulated. Stupid/smart/weird/normal person. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:475zpjy4je…

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Chabby D @chabbyd.bsky.social · 15h
Every feel guilty for spending money on yourself because being poor as a kid makes you think you can’t have anything good, and then discover you have two months of paychecks sitting on a table that weren’t deposited because you didn’t need to because you’re not that kind of poor anymore? That’s fun.
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’d let you test to see if I’m cake
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Chabby D @chabbyd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I missed you vest season
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Chabby D @chabbyd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Update: I’m a grumpy bitch
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Everything is always a lot more complex (and simple) than you think.
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
cut my bangs shorter so i am doing great no need to worry at all
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Chabby D @chabbyd.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Follow your dreams, order the 64oz coffee
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Instead of a purse I’m just gonna start carrying around a cookie jar.
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GhostOfEmcee @ghostofemcee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Please, call me Dinosaur Jr. Dinosaur Sr. was my father.
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
For research, are you guys alive in real life or no
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Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I’m not the best person, but I like me just fine
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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Oreo-flavored antidepressants
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🎃Kate👻 is 1️⃣4️⃣days from surgery @eternaltsunamisea.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I really like that more games allow you to choose your pronouns because I enjoy playing as nonbinary characters. Like if I ended up in the world's of Avowed or Starfield, I think I'd probably use they/them pronouns. Maybe fantasy and space feel more real that way to me. Idk but it sure is fun!
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Chabby D @chabbyd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I’m super uncomfortable around wool
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anton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If I click on a link and go to your website and then get bombarded by a huge pop up that I cannot immediately x out of I'll never visit your website again. Why is this so hard for UI devs to understand?
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GhostOfEmcee @ghostofemcee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Not vaginal, not anal, but a secret third hole (Charlie Kirk's neck)
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GhostOfEmcee @ghostofemcee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Do not go gentle into that alt-right
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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Medically speaking, I'm unfixable
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
When life gives you demons, make demonade.
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I come from a long line of people who wish they weren't related to me.
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I didn't make the rules, I just roll my eyes at them
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Chabby D @chabbyd.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Even though we haven’t been together now in some time, I still often think about drugs fondly
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Having a peaceful moment with my head up my own ass
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Someday it would be nice to have the initiative to do laundry regularly instead of waiting for the ADHD crisis of not having clean underwear for three days
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Chabby D @chabbyd.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
We have so much in common, you must have a lot of issues.
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🧌🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 👻🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I sincerely hope that someone has a Dachshund named Wiener Herzdog.
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Chabby D @chabbyd.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Good at making quick decisions. Bad at making good decisions.
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🧌🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 👻🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
feel bitter soon!
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Chabby D @chabbyd.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I love you milkshake
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Chabby D @chabbyd.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Sorry for not posting for three months. This level of depression requires an incredible amount of focus.
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Chabby D @chabbyd.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I’d like to apologize for staring at your personality with my mouth open.
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Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I’ve been sliced by yet another protective seal. Foiled again
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🧌🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 👻🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
They should invent a glory hole for holding hands.
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Alice the Astute @alicethelast.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I got high and Door Dashed a Dairy Queen icecream cake 🥴
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Chabby D @chabbyd.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Whoever thinks small town life is boring is probably not following my local sheriff who accidentally snapped a video of himself jerking off to his whole follower list instead of the woman he’s cheating on his wife with.
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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
On Wednesdays we dissociate
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Your projection of me isn’t me and my projection of you isn’t you and that’s just kinda great isn’t it.
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I'm the LeBron James of making little piles of things all over the house
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Chabby D @chabbyd.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Proof of life
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Megan @ Sugar Pig @sugarpigblog.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
From the #quote book today: "Sometimes I am a lot and sometimes I am just barely." - @chabbyd.bsky.social
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Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
It’s just me and these Cheez-Its against the world
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I haven’t answered my phone in like 6 years and the fact people still try to call me says a lot about human resilience.
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Chabby D @chabbyd.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
The part of my brain that doesn’t want me to be anywhere says hi
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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
ever meet someone and know they've never sung in their car
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Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Good feelings are just as overwhelming and anxiety inducing as bad ones
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 07/05/2026
Imagine being terrible at something you're obsessed with (this is about men and sex)
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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I'm an addiction specialist but I absolutely support recreational drug use. Get some.
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