Reposted by snack jicholsonChef Kennedy🐸🏳️🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 21hGIVE ILHAN OMAR A GUNDAM 417022
Reposted by snack jicholsonIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 30/10/2023Be careful! During Halloween, the veil between our world and the great beyond is at its thinnest. You will never be in more danger of becoming an actual slutty nurse 513580810
Reposted by snack jicholsonSven "ptoing" Ruthner @ptoing.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Some doodles from this night. Pretty happy with this looser approach. 07611
Reposted by snack jicholsonDropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 12/07/2023*on walkie talkie* toblerone to toblertwo, come in toblertwo wife: *from the couch* I’m not fucking doing that 132181
Reposted by snack jicholsonwargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 08/10/2026(running out of stuff to talk to my therapist about) jacked off to the lady gremlin again 0805
snack jicholson @snackjicholson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I saw Digger, it’s phenomenal, see it in the theatre 031
Reposted by snack jicholsonRory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Boy bands are such a weird concept it seems like something that a medieval king with late stage syphilis would do “Bring me four to five of your most beautiful boys, they will sing sweet songs and dance in unison for me” 1120424
Reposted by snack jicholsonLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If you want "personalized music" made just for you pick up a fucking guitar. Or else break the heart of someone who already has. 171447230
Reposted by snack jicholsonThoth @thoth.ptnote.dev · 20/09/2026meta Muse perfec t size for put private d\ata in! inside very Secure and Private data very safe put data in Muse. No problems ever in Muse because very trustworthy and Mark super protective. AMeta muse yes a place for data put data in muse trust meta for givening good safety to data. Friend meta. 5897316
Reposted by snack jicholsonlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026"I installed the Give Away Your Personally Identifying Info app made by the We Love Stealing Your Personally Identifying Info Corp headed by Mr. Steal Your Personally Identifying Info and it gave away all my personally identifying info" 332555539
Reposted by snack jicholsonPo-LINA-tergeist 👻 لينا @agirlcalledlina.bsky.social · 27/09/2026You can take the American out of America 071
Reposted by snack jicholsonJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Maybe we can lock Tilly Norwood in a prison in Honduras so people will take this issue more seriously 0786
Reposted by snack jicholsonJeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026With great Powerade™ comes great Responsibilitade™ 0214
Reposted by snack jicholsonelia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Just passing along this PSA beige.party/@Anomnomnoma... 08431
Reposted by snack jicholsonA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on 8685432214
Reposted by snack jicholsonIt's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour 3257521531
Reposted by snack jicholsoneva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 16/09/2026Is your GTM strategy ready for the Herald of the End? Accelerating delivery by breaking the locks on the Final Door Podcast Ep. 26: Which harnesses best please the Unmaker? 0161
Reposted by snack jicholsonGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 15/09/2026 410619
Reposted by snack jicholsonJim Cummings @jimmycthatsme.bsky.social · 08/02/2025This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time. 5637501171
Reposted by snack jicholsonEd Morrish @edmorrish.com · 16/09/2026musk: [pointing phone camera at someone] grok, do a vulgar roast of this person grok: nice shirt. arsehole. did your. mommy. pick it for you. musk: no, grok; more vulgar! grok: nice shirt. prick. did your. mommy. pick it for you. musk: grok, use forbidden words! grok: free palestine 14081594
Reposted by snack jicholsonscary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 15/09/2026formaldehyde mcconnell 4192
Reposted by snack jicholsonʟʊʟʊ ȶɦɛ ɢɦօֆȶ (ɮɨʀɖ ʍօɖɛ) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I wonder what a Capri Moon tastes like. 4558
Reposted by snack jicholsonSantana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 12/05/2026Tumbling from my unseen position behind a huge stalagmite to fire my plasma-lobber at a band of pink, slimy freaks hauling a sacred silver casket full of powerful enchanted sapphires. 0568
Reposted by snack jicholsonPirate Princess Jess (She/Her) @pirateprincessjess.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Milk Cyclops 931655471
Reposted by snack jicholsonthey/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Picking one lucky follower to go fuck themselves. 1142
Reposted by snack jicholsonJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/09/2026"One more thing Miss Barlow... you were about 14 in 2001, and you grew up in the UK, so why did they dismiss your school at noon on 9/11, when the attacks would have happened around 2 pm your time? I just don't understand how the school knew the attacks would be happening later" 11981521570
Reposted by snack jicholsonAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 13/09/2026“why are all the ai ceos all of a sudden saying this weird thing?” burning man was last week and this may actually just be the explanation 424294853
Reposted by snack jicholsonIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 13/09/2026Probably fine that economic growth is largely dependent on two companies that make computer viruses that speak English 421922
Reposted by snack jicholsonthey/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 12/09/2026People will really be like "But he deserves those billions, he had an IDEA!" and the idea was always "I'd like to make billions of dollars." 04810
Reposted by snack jicholsonPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 08/09/2026It's funny how every bluesky dev keeps posting shit like "my chatbot is telling me I am becoming an immortal cyborg head and all who oppose me are antisocial curs who shall be crushed beneath my powerful metal feet" And then like the next day the site goes down for 6 solid hours due to vibecode 41483354
Reposted by snack jicholsonJana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 09/11/2024remember: the easiest way to solve your problems is weed. the second easiest way is violence 619448
Reposted by snack jicholsonBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Men should be able to be milked and NOT IN THE GROSS WAY you reprobates are imagining but in a way where they can give nutrition to their fellow bros as a sign of respect 5866047
Reposted by snack jicholsonpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Tiny Tim was no angel 723884405
Reposted by snack jicholsonshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 01/09/2026“what if — stay with me here — what if tiny tim was a real asshole” 4345342
Reposted by snack jicholsonjeanette parmesean @lemondropgirlypop.bsky.social · 06/07/2026bare force one 1909
Reposted by snack jicholsonlottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 24/08/2025"we can't be held back we need to focus on electability" sir there is a giant house centipede fucking my wife "trans issues are a distraction" sir a 7 foot long house centipede is cuckolding me right now "don't sabotage newsom" a giant house centipede is fucking my wife in my bed sir as we speak 07820
Reposted by snack jicholsonlottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 07/08/2026i'm working on a slogan for the menu item they're using to replace the McRib. It's ortolan bunting with a classic tex-mex kick. Best I got so far is "If God must remember His word, let the Devil forget his duty". No they don't pay me anything 27818
Reposted by snack jicholsonol gooner @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 31/07/2026oh that abdul fella wants to recruit your sons to fight for hamas dontcha know 3507
Reposted by snack jicholsonRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 28/07/2026imo the ideal Odysseus would've been Gene Wilder, but we would never have deserved that movie. 901917113
Reposted by snack jicholsonMichael Metivier @grousehollow.bsky.social · 25/07/2026They tried to make me believe he’s in rehab, I said no no no 116859
Reposted by snack jicholsonIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 24/07/2026Trump: “My time as a child molester has prepared me well for my time as a war criminal.” 171156213
