they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 13m*on the phone with Apple customer service* Hi, yeah, I’m calling about the asteroid. Mhm. Yes, I’m sure you would like to be with your family, but I paid good money for a 2-year warranty, and that’s exactly what I expect to receive! Hello? 030
they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 41mMy nervous system bears the scars of an unthinkable number of barely-survived horrors that have sculpted and honed me over billions of years of evolution into the perfect killing machine and by far the sweatiest person in this supermarket. 041
Reposted by they/them might be giants ☭they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 6hI could really use the help! 🫶 01011
they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 3hAll of these are living playlists, not mix CDs, like I actually use these and frequently trim or add new tracks. I like to give interesting songs a chance to audition. So stay tuned. Excited changes are coming. I’d welcome feedback, positive or otherwise! Or you could send my your playlists 🥹 010
they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 4hI have too many playlists to keep track of otherwise so I put together a little public reference guide. You can scroll through and see if anything catches your eye. Enjoy! I’ll share these each below with their links and descriptions. Feel free to follow on Spotify. docs.google.com/document/d/1...docs.google.comClaylistsAround the World (105 songs – 8h 18m): Places on the planet. Art: NASA / Apollo 17 crew, “The Blue Marble” (1972). Sampler: "Around the World / Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger" (Daft Punk), "(Take Me... 101
they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 5hWow hi! I’m a big fan of how you work that. 071
they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 5h“Where do you want to save the download?” Oh, well let’s see, hmm, I dunno, how about the Downloads folder?! 1161
Reposted by they/them might be giants ☭they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Hi friends. I’m trying to get my life back on track and I’m making progress, but against the headwinds of bills and losing my SNAP benefits and car, it’s been exceedingly difficult. If you’re in a position to send any help my way, I’d so appreciate it. 💕 Venmo/Cashapp: claymationary 02022
they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 21hThere is goodness in you that isn’t strength! 2206
they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Oh gosh. I WAS sure! Now I don’t know. 2250
they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I managed to smuggle some deteriorating magnetic tapes of his posts out of Greece in my rectum. Unfortunately the tapes were… lost. They say it was the only copy that existed, from his earlier threads most people say are a myth. 050
they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 12/10/2026My mom didn’t drink when she was pregnant with me, but I did. An addict always finds a way. 0160
they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Just spent 20 minutes looking without success into the meaning of a post I did not engage with and, indeed, never will. AMA 060
they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Now you listen here, sonny: I’ve refilled prescriptions you never even heard of! 190
they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I have that high-functioning insanity. It’s the low-functioning of my sanity that’s really the problem. 0120
they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Hi friends. I’m trying to get my life back on track and I’m making progress, but against the headwinds of bills and losing my SNAP benefits and car, it’s been exceedingly difficult. If you’re in a position to send any help my way, I’d so appreciate it. 💕 Venmo/Cashapp: claymationary 02022
they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Not sure if anyone else will be interested, but I threw this together the last 2 days: a philosophy playlist, “For the properly mixed life of reason and pleasure.” Based on Socrates’ idea in Plato’s Philebus that the good life contains both. I tried to mix them well! open.spotify.com/playlist/5JO...open.spotify.comPhilosophyFor the properly mixed life of reason and pleasure (ὡς κάλλιστα συμμειγνύναι). 052
they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Please be kind to other people. We are all terrified, all the time, all with very good reason! 0274
they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I hope I’m reincarnated as a potato or something. That’ll show me. 3172
they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Hey man, how’s your downfall going? 1383
they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 11/10/2026We’re born screaming and the first thing kids have to learn is to stop crying all the time. Terror and despair are nature’s default state as soon as it’s brought to life, and to terror and despair we will return. 1172
Reposted by they/them might be giants ☭they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Hi friends. I’m trying to get my bills current and eventually relocate, which I urgently need to do, but it’s been especially hard since my car was repossessed and I lost my SNAP benefits (due to an administrative screw-up). Anything you can send me would help a lot! 💕 Venmo/Cashapp: claymationary 03644
Reposted by they/them might be giants ☭they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Halloween’s a great excuse to set up a working guillotine in your yard. 3416
they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I don’t mind getting older because my Halloween playlist just gets better every year. 1140
they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I think we should work 2 hours a day and commute for 8. 0190
they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Start with a single, dimensionless point in space. Got one? Good. Now I want you to radiate out in all directions, infinitely. With me so far? Perfect. Now take a look outside. Do you see anything? Just curious. Oh, that’s marvelous. That’s wonderful. That’s all I wanted to know. Thank you. 1242
they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I think they should put all the Nobel Peace Price nominees in an arena and make them fight to the death for it. 1221
they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I am so fucking at peace that attachments let go of ME! 1110
they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026No, YOU fucking learn spelling! 0350
they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026A work-in-progress, so it may change a bit soon, but anyway here’s a playlist I kept separate from the main Halloween playlist so as not to kill a party but there’s a whole, rich world of music here and it’s about 100x scarier than the other one. open.spotify.com/playlist/5BK...open.spotify.comClassical HalloweenArt: Die Toteninsel ("The Isle of the Dead") by Arnold Böcklin (1880) 041
Reposted by they/them might be giants ☭they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Sharing some of my other playlists now: Better Git It In Your Soul Can You Get to That Hallelujah, I’m a Bum Ignorant Head-Banging Electro In and Out of Time It's the End of the World Let's Fall In Love Starstruck The Revolution Will Not Be Televised Watch the Stars What Hath Man* Wrought? 142
they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026*watching my own life* Wow, that exact thing happened to me. 0100
they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Hey, I just wanted to check in and see if you were okay. I just noticed that you really look like shit, I mean you look absolutely terrible. I wasn’t even sure you were alive until you moved, and even then it was debatable for a few seconds. I have never seen someone look worse. 3266
they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I think we should see other entities. 2153
they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Every few weeks an app or website you’ve used for years just stops working, and when you try to find out what’s wrong you find communities of people complaining about a very fixable issue for years. Like they really don’t give a shit about whether the products work. You feel the decay in haptics. 2418
they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Finalized the description and added some new songs I’m still vetting honestly, but that takes it to 678 songs now—within comfortable striking distance of the number of the Beast after a bit of culling. Check it out on shuffle and enjoy! Feedback is welcome. 🎃👻🪦🦇🧟♂️🧚✨ open.spotify.com/playlist/627... 111
they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Let’s sync up our digestive cycles. 1191
they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026*being crushed into diamonds at the center of the Earth’s inner core* “I can only go up from here!” 0256
they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I’m really sorry I treat you like shit. It’s only because I know you so well, and have such a low, and informed, opinion of you. 0141
they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026One of the favorites from this year’s haul in my annual Halloween playlist treasure hunt: open.spotify.com/track/5Xkayg... Massachusetts is really like that btw.open.spotify.comLizzie BordenChad Mitchell Trio · Chad, Mike and Joe's Anthology · Song · 2022 131
Reposted by they/them might be giants ☭they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 30/09/2023Cemeteries are just storage facilities for forbidden Halloween decorations. 310628
they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Could really use some help! 🫶 01217
they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026You really shouldn’t cry. That’s your eye juice. Your eyes need that. 1140
they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I’m saving myself for my second marriage. 071
they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I should be paid an annual salary of $1 million for my many ideas and contributions to the kinds of conversations that are taking place on the Internet these days. Conversations about real people. I mean presumably. Conversations that just might save your LIFE! 140
they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The dead can actually talk to anyone, they just think you suck. In fact they’re telling me how much they think you suck right now. 2110
they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The hatred in my heart powers a mid-sized Connecticut housing development. Which is not so much, really. I could do so much more. 2170
they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 05/10/2026A lot of people hide behind their jokes. I’m not like that. I stand directly in front of my jokes, to protect them! From all of you people! I mean they’re just jokes! They don’t know our ways. 0141