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@snackjicholson.bsky.social
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my ass for a kingdom he/him

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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 22h
GIVE ILHAN OMAR A GUNDAM
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Michelleraiser @michellestringer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Edited 4 panel comic of Calvin and Hobbes

Calvin's dad approaches Calvin and says "playing internet slang? I'll show you something interesting"
"The two types of slang are Nazi and AAVE. All slang falls into these two categories. Rizz? AAVE. Chad? Nazi"
Calvin responds "yeah"
Calvin's dad continues 'serving cunt? AAVE. -Maxxing? Nazi. Despite being actually funny, -slop is nazi"

The final panel shows Calvin, eyes wide as he struggles to sleep.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Bob Seger concert poster with the drawing as one of the pictures
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 30/10/2023
Be careful! During Halloween, the veil between our world and the great beyond is at its thinnest. You will never be in more danger of becoming an actual slutty nurse
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snack jicholson @snackjicholson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i tried hyper crush and hermes but i’ve switched entirely to deekseek harness. it lets you set up workflows with different models handling different tasks, and just about all of the internals are modifiable
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Sven "ptoing" Ruthner @ptoing.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Some doodles from this night. Pretty happy with this looser approach.
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
*on walkie talkie* toblerone to toblertwo, come in toblertwo wife: *from the couch* I’m not fucking doing that
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
(running out of stuff to talk to my therapist about) jacked off to the lady gremlin again
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snack jicholson @snackjicholson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I saw Digger, it’s phenomenal, see it in the theatre
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Disney Peter Pan with a speech bubble coming down making it look like he is saying the quoted post
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Boy bands are such a weird concept it seems like something that a medieval king with late stage syphilis would do “Bring me four to five of your most beautiful boys, they will sing sweet songs and dance in unison for me”
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you want "personalized music" made just for you pick up a fucking guitar. Or else break the heart of someone who already has.
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Thoth @thoth.ptnote.dev · 20/09/2026
meta Muse perfec t size for put private d\ata in! inside very Secure and Private data very safe put data in Muse. No problems ever in Muse because very trustworthy and Mark super protective. AMeta muse yes a place for data put data in muse trust meta for givening good safety to data. Friend meta.
An image of a pelican with its gigantic mouth open, commonly associated with the "put baby in pelican mouth" post.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
"I installed the Give Away Your Personally Identifying Info app made by the We Love Stealing Your Personally Identifying Info Corp headed by Mr. Steal Your Personally Identifying Info and it gave away all my personally identifying info"
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Po-LINA-tergeist 👻 لينا @agirlcalledlina.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You can take the American out of America
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Maybe we can lock Tilly Norwood in a prison in Honduras so people will take this issue more seriously
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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
With great Powerade™ comes great Responsibilitade™
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just passing along this PSA beige.party/@Anomnomnoma...
“In the latest fuck you to people who bought
Ed Sheeran tickets... the promoters are refusing refunds on the tickets purchased.
However... banks are allowing chargebacks if you used a debit card and credit card companies will allow a section 75 claim because you are not getting what you paid for.. meaning that because Macklemore and other support acts are no longer performing... you aren't getting what you actually paid for when you bought the tickets... which is grounds for a refund.
So get your refund, and consider donating it to a charity that supports Palestine.”
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on
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snack jicholson @snackjicholson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
jeremy puddle
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A man asks Big Torso Frank "hey Big Torso Frank. Can I hurl myself against yout massive torso?" Big Torso Frank says "yeah, sure." The man flings himself back first into Frank. Frank easily absorbs the impact with a FUMP. The man FLOPs down and Big Torso Frank asks "so how was it?" The man, tearful, embraces Big Torso Frank and cries "I had never known peace before this moment." Big Torso Frank lovingly looks at him and says "lots of people react this way."
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
A bare bum with music written on it. Someone is pointing at it all 'look! Arse music!'
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 16/09/2026
Is your GTM strategy ready for the Herald of the End? Accelerating delivery by breaking the locks on the Final Door Podcast Ep. 26: Which harnesses best please the Unmaker?
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The quoted image of a Time Magazine cover that says "The AI tipping point" with an image of The old meme that looks like an ad showing a woman looking at the camera with a white background and text that reads ""Centipedes? In my vagina?" It's more likely than you think. FREE PC CHECK!." on it
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Jim Cummings @jimmycthatsme.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time.
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 16/09/2026
musk: [pointing phone camera at someone] grok, do a vulgar roast of this person grok: nice shirt. arsehole. did your. mommy. pick it for you. musk: no, grok; more vulgar! grok: nice shirt. prick. did your. mommy. pick it for you. musk: grok, use forbidden words! grok: free palestine
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snack jicholson @snackjicholson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“Look to your Senator and see what life is worth, when all the rest is gone.”
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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
formaldehyde mcconnell
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snack jicholson @snackjicholson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
lich mcconnell
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snack jicholson @snackjicholson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Khal Drogo resurrected, alive but dead inside, propped up against a rock
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ʟʊʟʊ ȶɦɛ ɢɦօֆȶ (ɮɨʀɖ ʍօɖɛ) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I wonder what a Capri Moon tastes like.
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 12/05/2026
Tumbling from my unseen position behind a huge stalagmite to fire my plasma-lobber at a band of pink, slimy freaks hauling a sacred silver casket full of powerful enchanted sapphires.
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Pirate Princess Jess (She/Her) @pirateprincessjess.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Milk Cyclops
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Picking one lucky follower to go fuck themselves.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"One more thing Miss Barlow... you were about 14 in 2001, and you grew up in the UK, so why did they dismiss your school at noon on 9/11, when the attacks would have happened around 2 pm your time? I just don't understand how the school knew the attacks would be happening later"
Columbo (Peter Falk) asking one more question
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“why are all the ai ceos all of a sudden saying this weird thing?” burning man was last week and this may actually just be the explanation
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 13/09/2026
Probably fine that economic growth is largely dependent on two companies that make computer viruses that speak English
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
People will really be like "But he deserves those billions, he had an IDEA!" and the idea was always "I'd like to make billions of dollars."
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snack jicholson @snackjicholson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i’d say we’re trying but… we’re just not
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snack jicholson @snackjicholson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
at the very least if an ai hacks you you should be able to sue whoever launched it
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
@zarawesome

*clutching a 90s desktop tower to my chest, hiding behind an office partition as gunfire rings out* it's okay, ELIZA. we're going to make it out of here

ELIZA: how do you feel about  make it out of here?
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snack jicholson @snackjicholson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
people may mock the method but they can’t deny the results
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It's funny how every bluesky dev keeps posting shit like "my chatbot is telling me I am becoming an immortal cyborg head and all who oppose me are antisocial curs who shall be crushed beneath my powerful metal feet" And then like the next day the site goes down for 6 solid hours due to vibecode
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
remember: the easiest way to solve your problems is weed. the second easiest way is violence
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Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"Let them fight" meme, except reading "Let them fuck."
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snack jicholson @snackjicholson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Ok you can have your laughs but that’s why the neanderthals went extinct
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Men should be able to be milked and NOT IN THE GROSS WAY you reprobates are imagining but in a way where they can give nutrition to their fellow bros as a sign of respect
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Tiny Tim was no angel
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“what if — stay with me here — what if tiny tim was a real asshole”
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snack jicholson @snackjicholson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
dead eyed centrists and crazy eyed centrists are teaming up to form a powerful new taskforce to denounce hasan piker
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