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Keith Decent

@keithdecent.bsky.social
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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 6h
hi there, bluesky mod expert here! this is not funny. bluesky mods only do this when they feel in extreme distress about trans people on their platform
Notorious transphobe and bluesky head of trust and safety (how???) Aaron Rodericks (@aaron.bsky.team) blocked me, weeks after I called him out. I guess he finally got the greenlight from whichever Israeli Defence Force member who actually owns bluesky
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 19h
Workin on a fun project for the local Nerd Nite, @nerdniteupstate.bsky.social Goin for that early 90s, educational software vibe. It’s very Broderbund, very MECC #indiegames #gamedev
The title logo for “Nerd Nite Hudson Valley the game” in an era appropriate colors and 240p
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🚨BREAKING🚨 Polymarket reports rise in popularity of thing among likely losers
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 19h
Workin on a fun project for the local Nerd Nite, @nerdniteupstate.bsky.social Goin for that early 90s, educational software vibe. It’s very Broderbund, very MECC #indiegames #gamedev
The title logo for “Nerd Nite Hudson Valley the game” in an era appropriate colors and 240p
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
me walking into my vault of carefully curated and catalogued saved posts from every platform: yup. *puts hands on hips and takes a big deep breath* yup.
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Working on making the wave stepstool a thing. As always there will be free files and plans at keithdecent.com 🧶 #woodworking
3d model of a stacked plywood step stool with a wave motif in the base Just the taller step of the piece
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
me walking into my vault of carefully curated and catalogued saved posts from every platform: yup. *puts hands on hips and takes a big deep breath* yup.
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
*watching a tv show where the guy always gets away with it* Me: he can’t keep getting away with it! *the Mr. Gets-Away-With-It Theme begins to play*
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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me: *skips a rock perfectly across a pond* Fred Flintstone: OH NO MY CELL PHONE
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Working on making the wave stepstool a thing. As always there will be free files and plans at keithdecent.com 🧶 #woodworking
3d model of a stacked plywood step stool with a wave motif in the base Just the taller step of the piece
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you’re upset with people calling for the castration or execution of rapists, just know that wouldn’t be a thing if we punished rapists ever at all
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ok finding a picture of RFKjr that matches the toxic food is one thing, naming the toxin after him is quite another
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ok finding a picture of RFKjr that matches the toxic food is one thing, naming the toxin after him is quite another
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you’re upset with people calling for the castration or execution of rapists, just know that wouldn’t be a thing if we punished rapists ever at all
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gimli: never thought I’d be fighting side by side with a resist grandma

Legolas: 💙 Amen, AMEN, A-M-E-N! 
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& his MAGA MAFIA!
FOXTROT DELTA TANGO!

Gimli: eye rolls
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I durn bursted my urndies
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
You don’t love your AI partner you just hate consent
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Get To Know Nature @gettoknownature.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Birds are the best. They may look at you like this but they’re never gonna send you unwanted texts or emails (Osprey) #birds 🌿
A bird of prey looks straight at the camera with beak open and tongue showing, looking a little goofy.
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gimli: never thought I’d be fighting side by side with a resist grandma

Legolas: 💙 Amen, AMEN, A-M-E-N! 
😓8😥6💔4😡7🤬
& his MAGA MAFIA!
FOXTROT DELTA TANGO!

Gimli: eye rolls
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Apparently these give people trouble You guys get the version with the goofiest automated captions because accessibility
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Apparently these give people trouble You guys get the version with the goofiest automated captions because accessibility
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 26/09/2026
fuck this person, who is putting lots and lots of profoundly anti AI people on a "uses AI" list. fuck you @9021007.xyz leave my friends alone, they're all incredibly and vocally anti-AI.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have never and would never use AI in any facet of my work, including promotional items. Here’s a link to the art Nathan has done for Varietopia. He’s great! www.varietopia.com/thenathandif...
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Gallery 1 — Varietopia
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well let’s see how this goes. I’m constructing a new hour of standup and I need some people to watch it. Could YOU be a people? Saturday 11/28 at the Elysian. Tix: bit.ly/cbwpft1126
Prompt artwork for the show: in the style of a pulp novel cover, a bedraggled man (me) crawls through a grimy alley towards a microphone
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Everyone whose vote is basically worthless because of the electoral college should be a one-issue voter and that issue should be destroying the electoral college
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Unfortunately due to budgetary cutbacks, hurricane Polo is currently being tracked by a small group of scientists shouting “Marco!”
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Everyone whose vote is basically worthless because of the electoral college should be a one-issue voter and that issue should be destroying the electoral college
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I miss What’s Mid
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
don’t worry, the Divorce Album is gonna be the greatest comeback album since Private Dancer
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I miss What’s Mid
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“I’ve literally never heard this song in my life,” How little music are you listening to that you can name every song you’ve heard this year? Like how do you know you have never heard it unless you just went and listened to it, in which case…
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
The Wave Stool, my latest digital product is waiting for you. STLs, Vectors, & build guide Designed to be modified w room for creativity throughout, from the negative space in each leg and beyond, but beautiful as is No use restrictions Available for FREE (or donation) at Keithdecent.com 🧶 #bsnm
A 3d model of the wave stoolThe wave stool, built from Baltic birch and standing on my workbench
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is it an ottoman? Is it a side table? Yes. The Wave Ottoman is yours. Pay what you want for this pack of 3d files and vector cutting guides, and build one for yourself, or for others, or to sell! It’s really actually entirely for you, for free, forever Keithdecent.com/shop 🧶 #woodworking
The wave ottoman/side table in red, yellow, and orange on a painting workbench The wave ottoman/side table in unfinished light plywood on a workbench 3d model of the wave ottoman/side table
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They keep trying to make Minority Report and Blade Runner and Terminator happen but we keep ending up with Idiocracy instead
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They keep trying to make Minority Report and Blade Runner and Terminator happen but we keep ending up with Idiocracy instead
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 24/09/2026
* A sidelight from another angle of the anti-intellectual movement of capitalism in decline is afforded by the following extract from the technical journal, The Illustrated Carpenter and Builder:
"Nowadays admission to many factories depends on passing 'intelligence tests.'... These tests are not always designed to select the most intelligent of applicants; for in a certain Continental factory the management admit that they use intelligence tests to eliminate the alert and intelligent among the applicants, because the work is so sub divided and mechanised that its monotony has the effect of turning intelligent workers into Communists."
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Unfortunately due to budgetary cutbacks, hurricane Polo is currently being tracked by a small group of scientists shouting “Marco!”
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thanks! It’s a very strong design. For reference I weigh about 230lbs.
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is it an ottoman? Is it a side table? Yes. The Wave Ottoman is yours. Pay what you want for this pack of 3d files and vector cutting guides, and build one for yourself, or for others, or to sell! It’s really actually entirely for you, for free, forever Keithdecent.com/shop 🧶 #woodworking
The wave ottoman/side table in red, yellow, and orange on a painting workbench The wave ottoman/side table in unfinished light plywood on a workbench 3d model of the wave ottoman/side table
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Critical Nostalgia @highway62.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's always the Mechanical Turk.
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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
genie: i grant you one wish, you may change any one thing about your self me: wow! could i cure all my mental illnesses? genie: oh yes. is that your wish? me: *thinking about how i hear borat voice go WEE WAH WEE WAH when i see something cool* uh
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Justin Jest @justinjest.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As we suspected:
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the Gen X in bio, joined Nov ‘24, follow-back trifecta
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Picked up this early mid century dual window fan at the flea for 10 bucks. Instead of a restoration I decided it was messed up and “repaired” enough to get the custom treatment rewiring, new paint job, 3d printed spin cranks and front badges, adjustable feet, faux-leather handle wrap, weathering 🧶
The fan as found with missing cranks, no front badges, in battleship grey with heavy brush marks and tons of grime and rustThe fan now. The blades and cages are lime green, the case is olive, the details are cream and silver. The front badges now say “Big” and “fan” in an era appropriate front Different angle of he fan now that shows the ivory faux-leather handle wrap I did
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/09/2026
LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit"
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🚨BREAKING🚨 Polymarket reports rise in popularity of thing among likely losers
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Picked up this early mid century dual window fan at the flea for 10 bucks. Instead of a restoration I decided it was messed up and “repaired” enough to get the custom treatment rewiring, new paint job, 3d printed spin cranks and front badges, adjustable feet, faux-leather handle wrap, weathering 🧶
The fan as found with missing cranks, no front badges, in battleship grey with heavy brush marks and tons of grime and rustThe fan now. The blades and cages are lime green, the case is olive, the details are cream and silver. The front badges now say “Big” and “fan” in an era appropriate front Different angle of he fan now that shows the ivory faux-leather handle wrap I did
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
“I don’t believe in borders” “Oh that’s cool, I grew up 6 miles north of NYC a-“ “Oh so you’re a fucking transplant”
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Depending on your genitals, the human body is considered to have 7-8 different holes, each of which produces 3-5 unique, lamentable mayonnaises.
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
One must imagine Cookiepuss happy
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