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Yooberz 🍤

@yooberz.postes.club
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 3h
im degusifying
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 4h
can anyone recommend cool plugins to modify sounds in ableton
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 4h
grips your smiling light
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 5h
on one hand,i did get bogo cheeseburgers last night on the other hand it somehow feels a moral failing to eat cheeseburgers for two nights in a row
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 5h
IM SAFE IM WARM IM HAPPY
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 8h
take a look at my new book 🎉 kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 5h
huge boobs are somewhere
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Star Rose ⭐️🏳️‍⚧️ @thebratqueen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can’t afford groceries without your kindness and help
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 6h
emerging from the dust and playing a long elegant note on my flufenhorfn
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 6h
im over here shitting my dick, and you're laughing.
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 6h
i hope you have a lovely day
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 7h
don’t care + laughing + chortling + giggling + chuckling + hee hooing
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 7h
DOES A TRIPLE FLIP AND SMASHES INTO THE GROUND REALLY HARD
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 9h
dorgulan
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 18h
what the heck
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 19h
my penis is 30 feet long and 0.5 inches in girth
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 19h
gadzooks! *shits myself*
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 19h
me and who
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Sheep Daily 🐑 @sheepdaily.bsky.social · 19h
❣️
Two white sheep nuzzling each other in a lush green pasture with a puddle in the right wide of the frame. Photo via Pinterest, unknown photographer
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 21h
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 21h
drawing of a red crab devil creature with a sad kitten face
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 21h
they're wringing me out like a towel tomorrow
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Mrs PJ Haverstock @mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social · 22h
Extra chubby visitor to the cat food station tonight! #SuburbanWildlife
Super fat raccoon on a stoop, crouched over a cat food dish.
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 22h
1 day blinding stew for dinner tonight 👌
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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Add some 𝘾𝙧𝙤𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙊𝙖𝙩𝙨 to your diet. It will make you feel bad. And more importantly? It will make you tired.
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 22h
fugugus gufufus goYououOughOUGHiuuuuIUUUUUUIOUUUUGHHH
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 02/10/2026
me when im dancing
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 02/10/2026
im covered in hair and skin
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 02/10/2026
gufg blagou
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 02/10/2026
sorry for replying "wow" to everyone's pictures it's just that you're all really hot
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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING.
Royal Highland Show sign that says “Toilets For Competition use only”
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 02/10/2026
what ass lol. looks like a halved grape under a napkin. cheekless behavior
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 02/10/2026
stalwart upgrade available
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 02/10/2026
hard nipple
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 01/10/2026
Okay which one of you pranksters slipped a dang ol Eraserhead baby in the Pink Party Palace?
A patchwork snowshoe type kitten with enormous, dilated green eyes and her ears slightly flattened. She is firmly wrapped in a hand towel with a tiny head and big body like the horrible baby creature from David Lynch’s Eraserhead. My hand is holding her firmly.
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 02/10/2026
*EXTREME LENS FLARE*
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Garbage Day @garbageday.email · 02/10/2026
This is kinda like if the internet was a physical space
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: underwater ocean camera view of a whale fall on the sea floor, with various bottom feeders and weird fishes crawling around the decomposing remains. Off panel, someone says, “hang on a second…” Panel 2: the speaker is a member of a marine biologist crew, remotely viewing the video footage from a computer monitor. The biologist is leaning against his colleague’s chair. He continues, “pan the camera back.” Panel 3: Back underwater, the POV shifts to the other end of the whale carcass. There’s a large spider crab with a standing just off to the side. It has a human face in a neutral expression, and is wearing glasses. The marine biologist says, “I think I went to high school with that guy.”
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 02/10/2026
big wet boy
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 02/10/2026
ouch my platelets
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 02/10/2026
random shit is happening to me
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A light brown and black bunny stands upright on its hind legs on a stone patio.
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 02/10/2026
peebis gugobi
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 02/10/2026
i know it smell crazy in there
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 02/10/2026
gurgling
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にれ @nire023.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ポケダンフシギダネ
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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Shuck Hyena @shuckhyena.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🐕‼️
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 02/10/2026
i have a nice texture and a pleasant smell
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