Reposted by George of the Bungledan mentos @danmentos.com · 18/07/2026his palms are sweaty, knees weak, palms are sweaty. he forgot his lyrics already, palms are sweaty 91006156
Reposted by George of the BungleDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Dang they really got a category for everything 203285765477
Reposted by George of the BungleSorry Mollie @mollieheckerling.bsky.social · 15/10/2025When I call a man a “son of a bitch,” the bitch I’m referring to is his father. 37617
Reposted by George of the BungleWoodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Go for it. I don't even care any more. 16788452017
Reposted by George of the BungleTexas Chainsaw Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Used Warhammer figures to play Monopoly and now Marvin Gardens is on fire 24113
Reposted by George of the BungleMiss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Seattle Seahawks win the bad Bunny concert! 🎉🎉 211416
Reposted by George of the BungleChristina Holland @mortalwombat.info · 09/02/2026*standing up and saluting tearfully* god bless you potato chips 1968
Reposted by George of the BungleKevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 09/02/2026OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit 174286724953
Reposted by George of the Bungle🌾Killjoy 🇵🇸 @voidcircus.bsky.social · 09/02/2026The ads fucking suck. They're bleak as hell - AI and crypto shoved in our faces while Dunkin de-ages Jennifer Anniston and Liquod IV asks me about my piss. 38310
Reposted by George of the BungleJason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 09/02/2026For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show 332694504
Reposted by George of the BungleJordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 09/02/2026“The only thing more powerful than hate is love.” MAGA wanted you to boycott this. 3964661192
Reposted by George of the Bungleceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 09/02/2026“he put tropical trees on the field” 0395
Reposted by George of the BungleFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 29/08/2025SON: There's a new kid in my class. I think his name is Bill...or Billy ME: Or Mac or Buddy? HIM: WIFE: *from another room* ALL I WANNA DO, IS HAVE SOME FUN 1120437
Reposted by George of the BungleMatt Ortega @mattortega.com · 30/08/2025Again, it must be asked, if this administration were trying to sabotage the country and intentionally screw over its own citizens, what would they do differently? 813046
Reposted by George of the Bungle🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 01/08/2025yuck i got brain in my head 44611
Reposted by George of the BungleMatt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 11/06/2025White House reporters should just start asking Trump who the good guys are in every piece of media he consumes 833526
George of the Bungle @siliconsole.bsky.social · 12/06/2025without downloading any pics, where are you mentally 041
Reposted by George of the BungleDak @dak.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Every time I say “that’s crazy” just know I don’t mean it. I’m barely listening. I’m picturing a small frog with a job. 1224858
Reposted by George of the Bungleslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 11/05/2025a Yemeni child raising an F-18 out of the Red Sea like an X-wing 81501150
Reposted by George of the BungleTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Swab this kazoo for a chance to win who the killer is 114269
Reposted by George of the BungleUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 09/05/2025she better run 1041279
Reposted by George of the BungleLet the Right One Ian @ianfortey.bsky.social · 05/05/2025Reopen Alcatraz! Reintroduce balloon races around the world! Bring back polio! Watch BJ and the Bear on Betamax! Laudanum for all your aches & pains! Follow the Mayan calendar! Outrun an allosaurus! Crawl from the primordial ooze to work! 1518839
Reposted by George of the Bungle🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 05/05/2025imagine sex with me wrong more corn dogs 1315553
Reposted by George of the Bunglesoul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 05/05/2025the worst thing about catching an actual twitter shadowban for being too woke or poly or whatever is that you can’t even complain about it or you sound like this guy who ran over his dog 2060125
Reposted by George of the BungleCezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Two months between "See you in court" to making Trump a chump in court. No complying in advance or kissing his ass only to get neck-stomped in the end anyway. That's how you fucking do it. 0164
George of the Bungle @siliconsole.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Hey @endeavorance.camp, as a software guy, you have any thoughts on this Skylight Social app? 000
Reposted by George of the BungleThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Fact-check: True 377446779008
Reposted by George of the BungleRoxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 09/03/2025I would much rather be a socially awkward adult who is super obsessed with plushies and furbies and Neopets than experience having measles for one minute 12882121
Reposted by George of the Bungleceej @ceej.online · 23/10/2024sick of all the complaints that the humidity in our biodome is "basically piss." it's called evaporation, dumbass. the humidity outside is basically piss too, then 31305
Reposted by George of the Bungledonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Just set your clock 92 hours forward. Time isn’t real 38822
Reposted by George of the BungleBob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 07/12/2024When I hear someone say, "chicken pot pie," I get excited three times. 310023
Reposted by George of the BungleUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 23/02/2025“I’ll have the number three Body of Christ with cheese, no onions, an order of Loaves and Fishes, and a Last Supper Unhappy Meal, please. Also, three medium Holy Waters, no ice.” 3537269
George of the Bungle @siliconsole.bsky.social · 18/02/2025No no, I want his real name, not his drag name. 010
Reposted by George of the BungleCezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 01/02/2025We can never stop talking about the live-action Flintstones movie and how amazing it looked. So much work went into this film. Real, tangible props made with human imagination. We will never see its like again. 3829
Reposted by George of the BungleBEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Sorry I can’t come into work next week, my rate limit has been exceeded. 724960
Reposted by George of the BungleJason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet: www.404media.co/declassified...404media.coDeclassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly ViralThe World War II-era "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" is full of steps that office workers can take to resist leadership. 12066671027309
Reposted by George of the BungleCezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Opinions are like assholes. You can make a living nowadays by posting yours online. 14416
Reposted by George of the BungleCezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 16/01/2025"The Colm before the Storm" - my magnum opus. 916831
Reposted by George of the BungleHarmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 18/01/2025There are many simple pleasures I like to indulge in. For example, watching hunky, charming men nonchalantly murder hundreds of Nazis. 6383
Reposted by George of the BungleHockey Out of Context Loves Canada @nhloutofcontext.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Me and who? 3344