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Sorry Mollie @mollieheckerling.bsky.social · 10h

My toxic trait is that I fawn by faving everyone’s insta stories.

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Igoratio🎃 @goodhoratio.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Have you tried singing karaoke about it?

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 06/10/2026

liberty biberty and the temple of doom

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Sorry Mollie @mollieheckerling.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Okay, I’m just going to say what we’re all thinking: the great Gatsby was a simp

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Sorry Mollie @mollieheckerling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

*shaking fist “You will Rue this McClanahan!”

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026

Share if you agree

Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket

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Sorry Mollie @mollieheckerling.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

You never meet anyone named Hermione Gingold anymore

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Sorry Mollie @mollieheckerling.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

You never meet anyone named Edgeworth Blair Reid anymore 🤷‍♀️

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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 11/09/2026

They were actually the Capybarenstain Baras, but ppl forget

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Call Me by Your Ishmael

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

You know who thought of this before, Fox News? Congress! In 1965. When they made offering and taking money for voting ILLEGAL. 52 U.S.C. §10307(c).

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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

you can be arrested if you give water to people waiting on line to vote

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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I try to limit my social interactions to none per day.

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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Did a data center write this?

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Sorry Mollie @mollieheckerling.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

We don’t need 300,000 tons of poisonous beef. We already have that sitting in the Oval Office.

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Tyson @lscpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable.

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Sorry Mollie @mollieheckerling.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Seriously busted up, but still compelled to celebrate a life well lived with an inappropriate laugh. RIP Tim Curry ❤️❤️❤️

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Mostly True News @mostlytruenews.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Does Trump realize that hiding the source of all that beef officially turns him into the 'Mystery Meat' president? It could be cats. It could be dogs. He deserved that.

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

higher purpose bride

photo from NYT 2017 of Glenn Close in fatal attraction looking a little too much like natalie imo

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Sorry Mollie @mollieheckerling.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

If you ever feel bad about yourself, remember there was a woman on Flavor of Love who took a sh!t on the floor and then stayed on for two more episodes.

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Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

My favourite boy band is the backstreet abortions.

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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

It really takes a lot of courage for hamburger to ask for help.

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Sorry Mollie @mollieheckerling.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

They call me the GOAT (not because I’m good at anything, but because I scream and randomly pass out sometimes.)

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

sending 17 text messages explaining why you're not crazy seems a little counterintuitive

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Sorry Mollie @mollieheckerling.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Lady bugs used to be my favorite insect, but Lindsey Graham had to taint that on his way out.

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Sorry Mollie @mollieheckerling.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Whatever Happened to Tila Tequila?

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Sorry Mollie @mollieheckerling.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Mercury is in retrograde for the rest of our lives

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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Meta Glasses are like, a Cybertruck for your face.

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Sorry Mollie @mollieheckerling.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Tearing my family apart because I can’t stop listening to this song youtu.be/ttKn1eGKTew

youtu.be

Songify The Room (You're Tearing Me Apart)

YouTube video by schmoyoho

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Sorry Mollie @mollieheckerling.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

What’s the polite way to say to a friend, “I love you but I hate Ai, stop sending me this shit.”

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Sorry Mollie @mollieheckerling.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Celebrating Mel Brooks’s 100th birthday like he just won the FIFA World Cup 🎉🥳

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Sorry Mollie @mollieheckerling.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Happy fuck you you should’ve blasted on my stomach day.

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Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

😂 The Jetsons lied to us

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Sorry Mollie @mollieheckerling.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Apparently, the Brigitte Macron photo with Trump is Ai, so here’s a pic of him that isn’t

President pedophile on a couch with an underaged girl (with his hands between her legs) next to Jeffrey Epstein

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Sorry Mollie @mollieheckerling.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

If you see someone shop lifting diapers or formula, no you didn’t

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Sorry Mollie @mollieheckerling.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

“Ooh! Look at the view!!” - me staring off into empty space during a maladaptive daydreaming episode

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Sorry Mollie @mollieheckerling.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

It always surprises humans to learn that other animals are intelligent because we, in fact, are not.

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Sorry Mollie @mollieheckerling.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Gene Shalit was still alive?! Now I feel like I’ve lost him all over again! 😭

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Pyrrho Noya, Seer of Stars @perry-noya.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Zionism is bad for Judaism as the KKK is bad for Christianity as ISIS is bad for Islam as Buddhist Nationalism is bad for the 8 noble truths as Theocratic Nationalism/Fascism is bad for Humanity

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allie bug @vorpalteeth.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to obsessively rewatch films

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Sorry Mollie @mollieheckerling.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

*me replacing the toilet paper roll when it gets low “Just call me angel of the morning, baby!” 🎵

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Mad_as_hell (Maddie) @maddie-says.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

A former speechwriter and close confidante of Martin Luther King Jr, who helped write the historic “I Have a Dream” speech, has died at 95. His voice helped give language to a movement that changed history. Thank you for your service and your courage. Rest in power. #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue #Pinks

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Sorry Mollie @mollieheckerling.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Don’t talk to me before I’ve had my sleepytime cheese.

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

There’s a rule I like to follow and it’s called, Just shut the fuck up.

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Sorry Mollie @mollieheckerling.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Saying “You too!” to all the men wishing me a happy Mother’s Day.

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