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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
abc you got me all wrong
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
HAIL
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i’ll have a sprite -we have pepsi products ok slice -no sierra mist? -starry?
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Martin Short's Enthusiastic Smile
Alt: forgot about ginger ale
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
if mitch mcconnell went to work today so did i
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it’s coming home
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Malevolent Maelstrom @chemicalchaos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hey its fucking wierd more of the dems platform isnt "we will give you abortion rights back"
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
true story
old head at the festival absolutely loving day one old head at the festival starting to run out of gas old head at the festival in full mental and physical collapse
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
did philly give ed sheeran the old “hitchbot hello”
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
wee ed taking damage on every platform
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
opener for most of ed sheeran’s shows in south america just now on IG:
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Una Mullally @unamullally.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Irish musicians, Beoga, who play alongside Ed Sheeran, have withdrawn from Sheeran’s tour. This is the statement they published on Instagram:
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
pool rules
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The rule they are overturning was predicted to give $120 billion in public health benefits by 2047, with projections that by 2035, it would would prevent up to 1,200 premature deaths, 870 hospital and emergency room visits, 360K asthma attacks, 48K school absence days and 57K lost workdays each year
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Just once in my life I would like to see a Democrat being interviewed by right wing media like Fox News or right wing media like every single other outlet treat their questions with the contempt they deserve. I know it's not going to fix everything or maybe even anything but how much coverage and how much groundswell of excitement from the base do you think it would inspire if when asked about "boys in girls sports" or some other stupid fucking culture war distraction one of them finally said "What the fuck are you talking about man? You sound like a dumb asshole right now."

What's the worst that's going to happen the New York Times is gonna work overtime to make sure you don't get elected? They were already doing that buddy.

You simply say "Are you stupid? Do you think I am stupid? And do you think all of the people watching at home are stupid? Everyone sees through what you are doing. Using one group as a scapegoat for the very real problems everyone has – all caused by Republicans by the way – unlike this fake one you have made up. Dumb asshole."

Just go on the attack for once instead of sitting there trying to please your enemy who is in the process of trying to humiliate you.

And if you want to say something else true that almost no Democrat ever says for some reason you can top it off with a “Every single Republican in our lifetime has sought to make our lives worse in every way possible. I’d like to try to stop that.”
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“stay tuned for america’s game of the week” … which started ten minutes ago
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
raya 🧤✨
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
WE SPOTTED THE OCEAN🎵
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Spectrum News NY1 @spectrumnewsny1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The last speaker at the 9/11 remembrance ceremony lost his father to the attacks.
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
are you ready for some football it’s damn near 9 o clock
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
[just trying to watch tennis] Jardiance every 6 minutes: “the anus and genitals”
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i will never “reply ‘salad’ for the recipe”
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nadezhda the cockroach 🪳 @antiwhimsybrigade.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
he's saying the quiet part loud here, ai allows white filmmakers to control racial and ethnic minorities in an attempt to make them appear complicit in their own racist slander. paul schrader likes ai because it allows him to have a black actor that he owns.
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
“biscoffs and tomato juice”
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
if you answer ‘peenie wallie’ there’s a photo of you as your results
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
another L for the “guys who always have stuff in the corners of their mouth” community
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
“The child who died from measles was no angel”
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
hamburglar unmasked
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 26/08/2026
I just think that the profound way we all love Dolly proves how united we are in what kind of world we want to live in and who we want to live in it with. Even if we don’t understand how to get there yet. And that’s beautiful
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
why dolly and not _____
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
walking around the house after two 3pm drinks
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
daughter pronouncing buick like quick
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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
You gotta be kidding me. Jeffries has to go. This is appalling. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/23/u...
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Jeffries and Kushner Meet Privately as Midterm Attacks Fly (Gift Article)
President Trump’s son-in-law and the man in line to be speaker of a Democratic-led House discussed how Democrats and the administration could work together.
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
the only Harp i’m feeling for
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
michael wolff’s hard drives should be seized by a guerrilla army of journalists who will actually write the fucking stories that need to be written instead of waiting for a personally advantageous moment to trickle them out
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
yeah i “travel with natalie”
listener is happily transported by natalie merchant to various depressing scenarios
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
huge for bluesky
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
can’t believe maura moomer leaked these stories
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
[blood pouring out of his mouth, voice sounding somewhat normal for once]: we didn’t have “texture sensitivity” when i was in school
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
“traveling with natalie” is the new “hiking the appalachian trail”
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
watching the clowns vs the bananas… on espn not cnn 🤣 😭
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 15/08/2026
These gloves don't cause neuromuscular incapacitation the way that a taser does. In fact, they only work when applied directly to bare skin. These aren't made for apprehending anyone. These have one and only one use: causing extreme pain to already-restrained captives. In plain language: torture.
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
“he’s eating a hot dog under there”
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
famous michigan understander,
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
a reason that Stevens lost and other AIPAC candidates are losing despite the huge infusions of money is that Dem voters don't want to vote for a candidate who is funded by the same org who will immediately turn around and fund the Republicans
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
oops! all recalls
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
yet another attack on the proud baby talkin' people of Michigan by coastal elites in Detroit
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