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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

SEN. ERIC SCHMITT: Mr. Smith, you once said that Onyeka Okongwu wasn’t big enough to play center on a championship team JACK SMITH (shuffling papers): That doesn’t… I don’t recall saying that

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Good point, Democrats should stop making policy that appeals to their voters(?)

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

AI EXECUTIVE (bragging about his product): Using this every day has made me incredibly stupid

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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

this entire presidency in one image

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

other things found in an old photo folder: this remarkable headline about the time the Mets went all-out for one special fan

newspaper headline: "Mets Blow a Save and Fan 18 Times in Opening Loss"

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Rudy Giuliani just backed over Tilly Norwood in a parking lot

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ceej @ceej.online · 20/08/2026

they put up a dada center just outside of town and life has been unbearable ever since. thing looks like a fucking fish

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Someone tell the New York Post they are free to use the headline "Natalie Imbroglio"

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

“Bent democratic traditions” is an all-timer

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Attention passengers: Unfortunately this flight will not offer any snacks because the president is in the fetal position on a bed of Biscoff cookies

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Kastor @kastor.sh · 23/07/2026

It’s finally out

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

How much Chuck could a ToddCast Chuck if a ToddCast could Chuck Todd

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

"Chuck Todd is host of the Chuck ToddCast" remains one of the funniest phrases in media

Chuck Todd on CNN. Chyron proclaims that Chuck Todd is Host of The Chuck ToddCast

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Mitch McConnell’s social media post today

Gonzo in Muppet Christmas Carol saying “Who did NOT die”

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

After a phone call from Donald Trump FIFA has ruled that the American team gets to use guns

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I wouldn’t worry if I was Zohran. If history is any guide the Democrats will just keep saying they’re angry but never actually do anything

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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

scanning for wokeness

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

...please be about auto manufacturing.

NYT op-ed piece title "Germany Has Lost What It Did Best"

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Colton @sniperking323.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Saw this on FB. If you’ve ever enjoyed Aqua Teen, please help if you can. Someone who’s such an integral part of one of Adult Swim’s most beloved shows deserves much better than this.

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Axios Reports That Another Axios Report of Imminent Peace Deal Is Imminent

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Taffy Brodesser-Akner thinks AI will replace humans? Sounds like Flesh Man Is In Trouble

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

"The Pope takes on AI and robots" also sounds like an incredible starring role for Nicolas Cage

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Unpopular opinion: Jeff Bezos looks okay, but imagine how much better he would look if he did some steroids.

Jeff Bezos on an interview with Andrew Ross Sorkin. Jeff Bezos looks like someone inflated his upperbody with helium.

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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

We asked 100 people what is a good name for a man

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Got this yesterday. About to drop a nuclear truth bomb on the sheeple at the Cobble Hill Trader Joe’s

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

james lipton IS shia labeouf IN curtis sliwa: renegade angel

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

RIP to the genius behind “Strokin,” one of the all-time funniest songs.

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Happy one-year anniversary to the craziest sign I've ever seen in the window of a pizza shop

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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Fighting over Bluesky and X is so funny. It's like two rival opera companies screaming at each other. Persuasion is done via short form video now, we're both retirement homes for uggos.

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Matthewせいじ @matthewseiji.com · 24/06/2025

Fortunato (coughing): You’re certain the Criterion Closet is down here Montresor (picking up a trowel): Definitely. Have you thought about your picks yet

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Can't stop singing this to the theme of the Muppet Show

Tweet from :Acting AG Todd Blanche, reading "It's time to build the ballroom."

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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 24/04/2026

A fan has stolen a Hawks courtside chair and is humping it at the marta station

A black man in black clothes humping a black folding chair in the marta station mezzanine

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Props to the editor who allowed this writer to publish the once-in-a-lifetime phrase “got clown on one knee”

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Baseball GIFs @baseballgifs.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Phillies fan sporting a CRANKIN HOG 69 jersey during a food segment on Sunday Night Baseball

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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Guy who voted for Geogre Bush twice writing in a place called The Liberal Gazette: As we approach 2028, Democrats should be doing unpopular things that make them look stupid

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

(to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) Jonathan Majors (also to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) Fell through a window

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Wow: 72% of voters now believe that Fleishman is in trouble — a Trump 2nd-term high.

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Five-Time Regional Kosho Championship Semi-Finalist @unaha-closp.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Very on-brand for Gingrich to seek out a new, younger canal the moment the current canal starts having health problems

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Tyler McBrien @tylermcbrien.com · 10/03/2026

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:

Text saying "You've read your last free article."

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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Rest now, Kristi. We have the watch. I'll see you at CPAC Tallahassee

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Why does this email from Chick Fil A make it sound like I'm about to die

Email from Chick Fil a. The subject is "One final cup. One classic meal."

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