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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

insane diss i just came up with for if i ever meet bill hader: well well well. why if it isn’t the clown from IT, bill hader

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

tsa agent: [patting me down] are you sensitive in any areas? me: [whispering, hand on my heart] only here

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

ignoring family until new years because santa brought you a “perform Warbreaker combos to build Adventure Points” ass video game >>>>

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

erika kirk and JD vance planning the first annual Charlie Kirk Memorial Charity Gala

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

erika kirk and JD vance planning the first annual Charlie Kirk Memorial Charity Gala

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

me: [throwing open blinds] you there! boy! what day is it today? street urchin: why, it’s Christmas Day sir! me: oh, wonderful! that means it’s not too late for BOFA street urchin: what’s- shopkeeper: listen, kid. he does this every day

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

my mom: [clearing her throat at the dinner table] i don’t know what sixty-seven means

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Suzette Smith @suzettesmith.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Watching the AI Biden Young Sheldon meme by @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social is my holiday tradition.

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

We Wish You Baby, A Merry It's Cold Christmas Outside 🤝 not going until you get some

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

producer: what’s the new christmas song about? guy who wrote jingle bell rock: ok, so you know when you are riding your jingle horse to the jingle hop? producer: what the fuck

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

[first day as a shepherd] boss: where are you going? me: [pointing] star boss: what? why me: [shrugging] baby

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

[first day as a shepherd] boss: where are you going? me: [pointing] star boss: what? why me: [shrugging] baby

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

it’s so funny how the new harry potter show is as close as possible to the movies in every single way - to the point that they’re reusing the music and sets - except two of the characters are now black

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

feel old yet? the stranger things kids are 47

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

last minute halloween costume idea that will probably get you waterboarded: the witch that killed charlie kirk

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

cold email: hey 😎 are you looking to level up your bookkeeping with AI? it’d be super cool to vibe on a quick call: virtual ☕️ on me! follow-up email: guess my email was in your spam 🤔 but it’s not too late haha follow-up to the follow-up: KILL MYSELF??? you wouldn’t care if i was dead. admit it.

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

one thing that i guess is kind of implied about home ownership but should really be spelled out directly in specific detail is that sometimes you may find a ceiling light full of liquid and it becomes your job to solve That Mystery

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

not now babe i’m working on my research

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

they should just let george santos do whatever gremlin crime shit he wants. we need this

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

so crazy to just be living every day through the slow motion car crash of escalating fascism and it’s still like. aw man i have to go to the dentist

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

there’s something so beautifully American about our democracy’s last line of defense being coronary artery disease

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

there’s something so beautifully American about our democracy’s last line of defense being coronary artery disease

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

love your work mrs theranos but how do you walk into this

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

government shut down? oh phew lmao that was close

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

doctor: congratulations, it’s a beautiful baby boy. what will you name him bobby moynihan’s mother: BOBBBYYYY MOYNIHAAAN

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

holy shit bro. they’re interviewing subway jared on the fart brothers podcast. he agreed the kid stuff was “a bummer” and now they’re all taking turns trying on the Big Pants. so proud of these boys

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

kirkland signature would be a beautiful name for a baby boy

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

hideo kojima: my next game is about a guy who delivers packages video game executive: cool. sounds very normal kojima: [lightning strikes in the distance] i assure you it is not

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

me [the lawyer who has to get elon musk to sign 27 child support checks every month]: hello sir. no not the usual thing this time it’s something epic

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

buying and wearing this shirt to the dentist

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

buddy and his wife gave their baby a stupid name so i’ve been workshopping cool star wars names for him instead. he started crying from the other room and i said “Graff Chorlo on comms.” i have been told this is “not helpful”

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

lmao wait. how has nobody told me that the music played in walmart is “walmart radio.” like they have a DJ that’s pops sometimes and he’s like hello brenda from store 3914, you’re live on the air. and then she’ll say hi!! i’d like to shout out my shift manager jason

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

insane innovation happening at 7-11’s flavor labs

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

every time i meet someone older than me who’s more successful i’m like “okay, well they’re older than me.” every time i meet someone younger and more successful i’m like “their dad must be the mayor”

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

go on you old pussy, drone strike his house. do it sir. are you gonna take that? you are the president

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

feel bad for her, hate when my mutuals are fighting

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

wait i am confused which one of them went woke

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Lauren @beavisetc.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

Trump tonight

Nancy Pelosi in some kind of kente cloth shawl thing, kneeling

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

lol they are about to airdrop the white south africans over capetown

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

what a terrible day to not check my phone and enjoy time with family. i hate their asses

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

the girls have never been more fighting

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

guy who has only been to chicago, visiting his second city: i can’t wait to see your Bean

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

it cracks me up that he can’t figure out how to unwoke this thing

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