Reposted by ScudlyDoRightPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026They guy doesn't look older than his age, he looks like he uses a dead rat as an alarm clock, like a guy who smears blood from his gums on the wall, like a guy who runs his hands through his hair to clean it off after eating a messy burger, etc 31117
Reposted by ScudlyDoRightJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I wrote about being chronically single, and about visiting a psychic to find out what's broken about me. she had some interesting things to say! johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/the-most-u...johnpaulbrammer.substack.comThe Most Unlovable Man in New York CityOn being chronically single and my visit to the love psychic 39674112
Reposted by ScudlyDoRightthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers 4161881290
Reposted by ScudlyDoRightTarlton @tarlton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Paul McCartney in the shining: woke up got outta bed, hugged a ghoul and bonked me head 682394
Reposted by ScudlyDoRightJorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If you adopted a feral cat to the inside and he keeps meowing maybe he just really wants to smoke real cigarettes. You don’t know what he was up to before 633281407
ScudlyDoRight @scudlydoright.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Finished my book club book so I’m double dipping some Tynion 010
Reposted by ScudlyDoRightandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026It's really comin down out there (civilization) 262356463
Reposted by ScudlyDoRightJason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Not an i think you should leave skit: 832114
Reposted by ScudlyDoRightDenis Nguyễn @nguyende.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Spent a couple weekends making a pinball game with @threeclipse.bsky.social for #GBJAM 14. I wasn't entirely sold on the idea at first, but this turned out to be a lot of fun! #pixel #gamedev 0135
ScudlyDoRight @scudlydoright.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Legion is incredible. You’re telling me Marvel could’ve been this good the whole time? 000
Reposted by ScudlyDoRight𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠🪩 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Asking my magic 8ball if it's mad at me 06332
Reposted by ScudlyDoRightBlair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026mutually assured destruction and chill? 610643
Reposted by ScudlyDoRightMemento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026dracula is the reason for the season 1212916
Reposted by ScudlyDoRightjourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 24/09/2026They’re adding me to the fossil record 5815
Reposted by ScudlyDoRightThe Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If McConnell sees his shadow we get seven more years of this 2358
Reposted by ScudlyDoRighttrick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026(trying on new glasses) oh no the world is even clearer now 926175
Reposted by ScudlyDoRightTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard" 3098092764
Reposted by ScudlyDoRightsophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 03/09/2026anytime I see a scary monster I think "there's someone out there that wants to fuck the shit out of that thing" and I am less afraid 310530
Reposted by ScudlyDoRightslop enjoyer @slop.guru · 22/09/2026i feel like we used to talk about krakatoa more 5432
Reposted by ScudlyDoRightViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Ever have that dream where you’re back in school and you’re naked and you’re kissing Mr. Bean 121039
Reposted by ScudlyDoRightreni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 22/09/2026if i ever met the fat bears of fat bear week, i believe they would not harm me, they would gaze deep into my being and sense that i am pure of heart 0171
Reposted by ScudlyDoRightReturn of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I told that baby Yoda he wasn’t ready for prime time but he didn’t listen. He just didn’t listen 1162
Reposted by ScudlyDoRightOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026it's chilly out and I'm gonna make banana bread (threat) 1421315
Reposted by ScudlyDoRightcult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 22/09/2026"there's a nip in the air", avert your eyes pervert 0286
Reposted by ScudlyDoRightHey, there's a spider on your back! @jimtheschoolgirl.bsky.social · 07/01/2026 223844
Reposted by ScudlyDoRightBugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 20/09/2026addressing a room of male vegans: lentilmen, 8634105
Reposted by ScudlyDoRightterror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My enemies are amassing on the outskirts of town. Probably to apologise for their grievous misconduct 2972195
Reposted by ScudlyDoRightrebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 20/09/2026if you don't support me making Toyotas melt using only my mind, you are a loser 2357
ScudlyDoRight @scudlydoright.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I need fall show recs. Started Grotesquerie but once I saw “written by Ryan Murphy” I knew this one was doomed 100
Reposted by ScudlyDoRightRich Burroughs @somewhattolerable.com · 19/09/2026My I Got This IP Address Before He Went Crazy sticker 01209
ScudlyDoRight @scudlydoright.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Zach Cherry AND Paul Walter Hauser?! Oh we’re eating good. 000
Reposted by ScudlyDoRight👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026me and my friends would've killed AI actor Tilly Norwood with hammers I can tell you that much 3246
Reposted by ScudlyDoRightAmy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026i’d offer a handshake but Righty here’s my sinnin’ hand 221366
Reposted by ScudlyDoRightInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I LOVE gambling but I HATE how few ads there are for it!! 077076
Reposted by ScudlyDoRightChaos Torgo @chaostorgo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The greatest line in #cinema isn't "Rosebud" or "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." It's McReady saying, "Yeah, well f**k you too!" as he hurls dynamite at #TheThing at the climax of the film. 😄🎬🔥 #JohnCarpenter #scifi #horror #CitizenKane #classicmovies 2026227
Reposted by ScudlyDoRightrob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 18/09/2026fox news declares driving is "gay" amid oil crisis 6782100
Reposted by ScudlyDoRightNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I wonder if my life would be improved with a sick orb. 3124017
Reposted by ScudlyDoRightKristina Killgrove @killgrove.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This is a good deep-dive into AI slop invading what used to be legit media sites. One thing I’m seeing more and more: slop outlets churning archaeology stories from 1-5 years ago and presenting them as news. 🏺🧪futurism.comHow Three Brothers Built an AI Slop Empire by Buying Legitimate News Sites and Turning Them Into Zombie Content Farms That They Say Get 50 Million Page Views per MonthBrown Brothers Media is a media empire raking in millions of clicks with AI, fake writers, and plagiarism. 21553226
![“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.
Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.
Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hkxtqxfvk4xh2roqbkebmoiq/bafkreid675pobhckre5wbkxub5qfu3vaxbls7mpuhlcidhvbbrjw6iua2e)
