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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 18h
ladies and gentlemen, this is garlic number 2
garlic 2, a stone sculpture of a bulb of garlic by mary eiland
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 18h
ladies and gentlemen, this is garlic number 2
garlic 2, a stone sculpture of a bulb of garlic by mary eiland
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 22h
absolutely delicious moment when, because of my "please offer me a seat" badge, someone offers me their seat on the train and as i'm sitting down, i catch the foulest stink eye from someone standing, usually a man in a suit, HA HA HA
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 29/09/2026
booty shorts with this across the ass
warning sign in a construction site that says caution crushing zone
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 29/09/2026
just realised i've got on the body moisturiser that has a slight shimmer, feeling very this is the skin of a killer bells
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 29/09/2026
despite the science i think blasting my digestive system with a caffeine and sugar bomb first thing in the morning is actually good and the correct way to start the day
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 28/09/2026
father came home smelling of two dogs they had petted all afternoon
white fluffy cat sat on an orange table looking very annoyed at the camera
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 28/09/2026
making scrambled eggs, anyone want some?
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 27/09/2026
we're watching telly (we're falling asleep)
a fluffy white cat sits on top of a green blanket in the lap of their person
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 27/09/2026
two households, both alike in dignity
a jar of lao gan ma crispy chilli in oil next to a bottle of heinz garlic mayo
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 27/09/2026
turns out all i need to get through the colder months is good food :) good company :) exercise :) fresh air :) and FOR THE DAY TO NOT GET DARK AT 3PM AND THE CHOKEHOLD OF SEASONAL DEPRESSION AN ICY GRIP DEAR LORDT WHY IS THIS HAPPENING AGAIN WHAT DO YOU MEAN EVERY YEAR WHY and i'll be fine :)
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“No! They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother”
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 26/09/2026
we're watching bake off and beebee hit pause here
fluffy white cat sat in front of a laptop, watching bake off and he has paused (PAWS-d, hahaha) on a shot of new bake off judge nigella
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 26/09/2026
did some of the seven sisters walk this morning and i found my first ever speck of sea glass along the river, reacted very normally of course (gasped and yelled like a toddler)
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 25/09/2026
iced coffee is a crime
the text "you wouldn't bring an ice coffee to a job interview" in the style of the "you wouldn't steal a car" screen
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 25/09/2026
looking up at the full moon and feeling a change in the air tonite 👀 looking up at the full moon and feeling a change in the air tonight queen?? looking up at the full moon and feeling a change in the air tonight? 👀
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 25/09/2026
switched option to get newsletter subscriptions sent to my email instead of notified in the app, now i'm actually reading everyone's newsletters, absolutely fuming at this little-known life hack
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 25/09/2026
this is just to say i have eaten the moon that was in my orbit and which you were probably wanting to observe forgive me it was delicious so crunchy and so cold
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 24/09/2026
excited to play big walk with friends so i can say "hey! i'm big walkin' 'ere!" over and over until they murder me with hammers in the game and/or in real life
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 24/09/2026
fozzie bear sun, animal moon, kermit rising
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 24/09/2026
a very cosy boy snores while i watch silo season 3
fluffy white cat nestled into the sleeve of the colourful big cosy jumper i'm wearing
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 24/09/2026
okay but consider this: poob has it for you
nyt games spelling bee, POOB is selected but it is not in the word list
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 23/09/2026
so i know what people mean when they say "ex-[company]" on linkedin but my first thought every time is that they have an ex at that company and they are bragging about that, which would be a very Normal Behaviour on linkedin dot com
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 23/09/2026
even though i know the emoji proposals list will only update in december, i have been refreshing the list furiously since submissions closed in july (i submitted a proposal) because i am insane
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 23/09/2026
opened a jar of pickled gherkins with nothing but STRENGTH, PERSISTENCE, and A DESIRE FOR PICKLED GHERKINS, and yes i am single 😌
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 22/09/2026
the siren (a bag of salty caramelised nuts) from on high (a cupboard in the kitchen), she sings to me! and i have valiantly resisted (forgotten about until now) her savoury and sweet serenade! for i am rendered powerless (gonna eat them all) to her melody!
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 22/09/2026
tbt to halloween when i dressed as a salty sea captain but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking amaro vibe
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 22/09/2026
do you wonder (v. to consider thoroughly) if merriam and webster ever explored (v. past participle of explore) each other's bodies (n. plural of bodies)
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 22/09/2026
if i ever met the fat bears of fat bear week, i believe they would not harm me, they would gaze deep into my being and sense that i am pure of heart
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 22/09/2026
such an honour to be voted the number one influential bluesky poster most likely to give a tiny bite of croissant
a fluffy white cat looks at the camera with his light green eyes and one of his paws rests gently on the forearm of his human, they are both sitting on a green sofa, croissant is out of shot
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 21/09/2026
she DO YOU on my REMEMBER 'til i THE 21ST NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 21/09/2026
spent almost £125 on two routine dental appointments, they'd better give me a full set of brand new teeth
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 21/09/2026
don't forget to put out salmon and berries tonight under the fat bear tree or else fat bear santa won't leave you any fat bear presents
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 19/09/2026
even though i've never seen this actor in a show i'm watching in anything before, i figured out the reason why i don't like him, and it's because he looks very similar to another actor i don't like, which is apparently good enough of a reason for my mind
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
[banging on table] FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK www.popsci.com/environment/...
popsci.com
The Fat Bear Week 2026 bracket is here and chunkier than ever
Voting starts September 22 with a final winner crowned on September 29.
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 18/09/2026
friday cheers with mount gay rum and the sewing bee finale
a Black person smiles at the camera, they are wearing a white t-shirt, holding a cactus themed glass with a delicious sipping rum. they are sat in front of a bookshelf overflowing with books. the photo has a retro filter on, why not
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 18/09/2026
*walks up to a couple* so which of you is the entey straight and which is the small satch
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 18/09/2026
did sets of romanian deadlifts in a way i shouldn't have and now breathing causes a slight ouch in my ribcage, the human body is fascinating and i am an idiot
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 18/09/2026
oh no, now that i've finished this season of a show, what will i do with my evenings *ever-increasing intangible list of TV shows i wanna watch looms behind me*
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 17/09/2026
they did a trepanation on snoopy for the autumn collection 😭
snoopy glass cold cup from the Starbucks x peanuts collection where a very happy snoopy made of glass wears a green scarf and an orange beanie with a striped straw rammed through his head. his friend Woodstock, witness to this violation, happily sits on top of the straw cap cover.
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 17/09/2026
want to think i'm good at not holding grudges for too long but to this day, it still pisses me off that people believed peter andre wrote the awful song insania while he was a contestant on i'm a celebrity
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 16/09/2026
ate half a big mozzarella ball this afternoon and i am already excited to eat another half a big mozzarella ball tomorrow and i'm really just trying to build income to pay for my eating half a big mozzarella ball addiction
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 16/09/2026
Happy Baby Safety Month.
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 16/09/2026
every tv show needs a scene where gwendoline christie beats the absolute shit out of someone, i don't care if it doesn't make sense for her character, i don't care if it wouldn't even be relevant to the plot, this is for me
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 16/09/2026
went to my first renaissance faire and i want to wear these horns every day forever
a sunlit Black person smiles down at the camera. they are wearing cool as fuck horns and a medieval style shirt. they stand in front of a very fake castle.
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 15/09/2026
is your feta whipped? would you like us to assign someone to whip your feta?
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 15/09/2026
the phenomenon of suddenly needing to poop as soon as you step into a bookshop but it's that the moment i step into the gym, i suddenly need to pee, every time
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 15/09/2026
a restaurant with bad photos of real food will always be more appealing than a restaurant with those horrific AI images of fake food imho
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 14/09/2026
just when you thought he could not possibly macklemore, he does the macklemost
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