reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 22habsolutely delicious moment when, because of my "please offer me a seat" badge, someone offers me their seat on the train and as i'm sitting down, i catch the foulest stink eye from someone standing, usually a man in a suit, HA HA HA 0100
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 29/09/2026just realised i've got on the body moisturiser that has a slight shimmer, feeling very this is the skin of a killer bells 050
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 29/09/2026despite the science i think blasting my digestive system with a caffeine and sugar bomb first thing in the morning is actually good and the correct way to start the day 180
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 28/09/2026father came home smelling of two dogs they had petted all afternoon 1110
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 27/09/2026turns out all i need to get through the colder months is good food :) good company :) exercise :) fresh air :) and FOR THE DAY TO NOT GET DARK AT 3PM AND THE CHOKEHOLD OF SEASONAL DEPRESSION AN ICY GRIP DEAR LORDT WHY IS THIS HAPPENING AGAIN WHAT DO YOU MEAN EVERY YEAR WHY and i'll be fine :) 16311
Reposted by reni 🦌Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“No! They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother” 101171165
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 26/09/2026did some of the seven sisters walk this morning and i found my first ever speck of sea glass along the river, reacted very normally of course (gasped and yelled like a toddler) 050
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 25/09/2026looking up at the full moon and feeling a change in the air tonite 👀 looking up at the full moon and feeling a change in the air tonight queen?? looking up at the full moon and feeling a change in the air tonight? 👀 030
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 25/09/2026switched option to get newsletter subscriptions sent to my email instead of notified in the app, now i'm actually reading everyone's newsletters, absolutely fuming at this little-known life hack 120
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 25/09/2026this is just to say i have eaten the moon that was in my orbit and which you were probably wanting to observe forgive me it was delicious so crunchy and so cold 5446129
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 24/09/2026excited to play big walk with friends so i can say "hey! i'm big walkin' 'ere!" over and over until they murder me with hammers in the game and/or in real life 083
Reposted by reni 🦌Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻 106194926486
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 23/09/2026so i know what people mean when they say "ex-[company]" on linkedin but my first thought every time is that they have an ex at that company and they are bragging about that, which would be a very Normal Behaviour on linkedin dot com 172
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 23/09/2026even though i know the emoji proposals list will only update in december, i have been refreshing the list furiously since submissions closed in july (i submitted a proposal) because i am insane 140
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 23/09/2026opened a jar of pickled gherkins with nothing but STRENGTH, PERSISTENCE, and A DESIRE FOR PICKLED GHERKINS, and yes i am single 😌 280
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 22/09/2026the siren (a bag of salty caramelised nuts) from on high (a cupboard in the kitchen), she sings to me! and i have valiantly resisted (forgotten about until now) her savoury and sweet serenade! for i am rendered powerless (gonna eat them all) to her melody! 170
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 22/09/2026tbt to halloween when i dressed as a salty sea captain but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking amaro vibe 051
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 22/09/2026do you wonder (v. to consider thoroughly) if merriam and webster ever explored (v. past participle of explore) each other's bodies (n. plural of bodies) 14813
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 22/09/2026if i ever met the fat bears of fat bear week, i believe they would not harm me, they would gaze deep into my being and sense that i am pure of heart 0171
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 22/09/2026such an honour to be voted the number one influential bluesky poster most likely to give a tiny bite of croissant 0180
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 21/09/2026spent almost £125 on two routine dental appointments, they'd better give me a full set of brand new teeth 020
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 21/09/2026don't forget to put out salmon and berries tonight under the fat bear tree or else fat bear santa won't leave you any fat bear presents 010421
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 19/09/2026even though i've never seen this actor in a show i'm watching in anything before, i figured out the reason why i don't like him, and it's because he looks very similar to another actor i don't like, which is apparently good enough of a reason for my mind 040
Reposted by reni 🦌Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 18/09/2026[banging on table] FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK www.popsci.com/environment/...popsci.comThe Fat Bear Week 2026 bracket is here and chunkier than everVoting starts September 22 with a final winner crowned on September 29. 211674708
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 18/09/2026*walks up to a couple* so which of you is the entey straight and which is the small satch 042
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 18/09/2026did sets of romanian deadlifts in a way i shouldn't have and now breathing causes a slight ouch in my ribcage, the human body is fascinating and i am an idiot 120
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 18/09/2026oh no, now that i've finished this season of a show, what will i do with my evenings *ever-increasing intangible list of TV shows i wanna watch looms behind me* 240
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 17/09/2026want to think i'm good at not holding grudges for too long but to this day, it still pisses me off that people believed peter andre wrote the awful song insania while he was a contestant on i'm a celebrity 120
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 16/09/2026ate half a big mozzarella ball this afternoon and i am already excited to eat another half a big mozzarella ball tomorrow and i'm really just trying to build income to pay for my eating half a big mozzarella ball addiction 1110
Reposted by reni 🦌U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 16/09/2026Happy Baby Safety Month. 833612916
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 16/09/2026every tv show needs a scene where gwendoline christie beats the absolute shit out of someone, i don't care if it doesn't make sense for her character, i don't care if it wouldn't even be relevant to the plot, this is for me 070
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 16/09/2026went to my first renaissance faire and i want to wear these horns every day forever 3660
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 15/09/2026is your feta whipped? would you like us to assign someone to whip your feta? 8516
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 15/09/2026the phenomenon of suddenly needing to poop as soon as you step into a bookshop but it's that the moment i step into the gym, i suddenly need to pee, every time 120
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 15/09/2026a restaurant with bad photos of real food will always be more appealing than a restaurant with those horrific AI images of fake food imho 1235
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 14/09/2026just when you thought he could not possibly macklemore, he does the macklemost 082