Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 6hNGL, that's a pretty majestic sight to behold. Tough wank, but majestic. 1120
Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 9hImagine hiring three fucktransits for a dogging mega fest, finding a nice spot in the woods and then special forces turn up, shooters drawn and refuse to join in tho. 5170
Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 10h"Hey Google, make me a song that's exactly like Thomas Edison recited 'Mary Had a Little Lamb' onto a wax cylinder. Like, EXACTLY. It's all I like." 070
Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 20hI'm not one for hyperbole, but I think Manchester City should be boiled down to make glue. 0180
Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026They should name it in honour of the lad who booted that flame-engulfed terrorist. The slogan could be his famous catchphrase, "This is Glasgow; we'll set aboot ye!"news.stv.tvGlasgow Airport operator rules out name change following council proposalsThe topic was brought up by councillors at a full meeting of Renfrewshire Council. 2124
Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I love this for him.xbbc.comDaniel Thomas refused bail over alleged boat damage in ChannelDaniel Thomas is remanded in custody after appearing at Portsmouth Crown Court. 4293
Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I've had Mulligan and O'Hare stuck in my head all day because of this. 181
Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This picture of TV preeminent British gameshow host, Bradley Walsh and his charisma bereft son Barney is lovely, innit. 1223
Reposted by Bryan BlessedAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 28/09/2026It really gives the game away when the anti trans orgs are calling the election of the neo nazi party in Germany a "glimmer of hope." 492503706
Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Peacemaker really has no business being as good as it is. 3100
Reposted by Bryan BlessedLane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"Everyone thought my pervert glasses were rapey, so I made an equally perverted ~animal necklace~ that secretly films women, so people can still be rapey, but even more covertly! I could do anything with my life and I do THIS!" 314451
Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026All the AI nutters sitting at home in tears because the bomb disposal robot on the UK news has feelings. It probably needs a Walkman or a KitchenAid mixer or something to give it a wee cuddle. 290
Reposted by Bryan BlessedHugh Brechin @hughrbrechin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Tim Shipman Lucky the Bar for "Worst Shipman" Is Very High 217931
Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I don't claim to be perfect, but my Bloody Mary game is tight AF. 2300
Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I was assured summer was over, but it's currently 24°C, sunny, and I've got jorts on. I'm not letting nature impact my soup schedule though! 1111
Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"...and in just a moment, I'll be heading over to the West Holts stage to catch the end of the Balaclava Boys on Electric Bikes set. Cracking stuff, eh Jo?" 260
Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026You'd think the UK Labour Party would at least be able to find the right side to sit on when it comes to racists attacking lifeboat crews and sectarians seeking to literally march on a church, but no. 160
Reposted by Bryan BlessedRose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 27/09/2026We can read the equivocations mate here i circled em for you 732584
Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026REMINDER: There's just over a month left for every couple in the world to put the finishing touches to their corresponding Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes Halloween costumes. 030
Reposted by Bryan BlessedHolly Brockwell @hollyqueenofspayeds.com · 26/09/2026We're trying to find a home for, and I quote, "the Pissfingers of cats." Any takers? ❤️ 12406182
Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Is my calculator a misogynist? It at least acts as though it is when I turn it upside down. 0202
Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Narrator: [the narrator is dead along with everyone else so can't point out this we did not, in fact, win that] 140
Reposted by Bryan BlessedJohn Angus Spencer-Barnes 🏳️🌈 @johnbarnes.org · 26/09/2026It was wonderful to lead the Preston Pride parade today as the Town Crier and Bellman of the city and to make the opening proclamation. Love is love my friends. 626334
Reposted by Bryan BlessedBerks of Delights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“Tell me more of your ‘TK Maxx’…” 1192
Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The best way to unite the disparate German states is to encourage their peoples to collectively focus on and revel in what they have in common; which is that they all really fucking hate we Berliners and imagine Berlin to be some manner of strange alien sexydrugtechno world - which it is TBF. 160
Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I'm watching a thing about contemporary British art, and middle-aged white men curating (gatekeeping) culture is something young people should be setting about with the business side of claw hammers. 0100
Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Remember, love seeds are no more viable a cash crop than rock and roll is the foundation for a new-build city. 280
Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026At the drag show, gang. Doing Berlin stuff. #loveislove 190
Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Me and my fine lady wife (a comely lass of virtue true) are going to a big mad drag show tonight because Berlin, so of course we are. I'm not going in drag. That wouldn't be fair on the professional Kings and Queens, what with the inevitable upstaging I'd be doing with my STRONG drag persona. 060
Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Holy shite, this picture of Zelensky arriving to speak at the UN goes *HARD*. That dark sorceress of infinite mystical powers he's brought with him too?! Wow. 5298
Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026A spokesman for Beckham stressed that this would not in any way dissuade him from continuing doing adverts for literally any old shite whatsoever. 2334
Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026People these days forget that Michael Jackson served his country bravely by getting blown the fuck up repeatedly in the desert for science. 1112
Reposted by Bryan BlessedAngus Dunican @angusdunican.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I would be much more likely to visit the Lucas museum if there was a secret room, decked out to look like a slightly messy apartment, that was just a gallery full of pictures of Carrie Fisher having a nice time. 524540
Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026At this stage, I'd basically settle for her checking Mamdani's Instagram page every day and just doing whatever he's doing, but here.theguardian.comElif Eralp: ‘Germany’s Zohran Mamdani’ who vows to be a mayor for all BerlinersDie Linke candidate, a lawyer affected by her experiences as the child of political migrants from Turkey, poised to head Berlin coalition government 0100
Reposted by Bryan BlessedJane Hill @janehill.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Oh btw. I'm doing a show called Spunk In My Eyes at the inaugural Plymouth Comedy Festival in February. It’s about dealing with ovarian cancer as an exhausted woman in my sixties with an intense hatred of positive mindsets and spiritual woo-woo. www.plymouthcomedyfestival.com/events/jane-...plymouthcomedyfestival.comJane Hill: Spunk In My Eyes | Plymouth Comedy Festival, Plymouth Comedy Festival, University of PlymouthJane Hill brings Spunk In My Eyes to the SU Lounge at Plymouth University Students’ Union. Jane’s candid, blackly comic show tackles cancer, courage and the exhausting pressure to stay positive with h... 106519
Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Patiently waiting to be set up for the punchline has always been the *chef's kiss*. 190