Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 1mDylan gets to Dimes Square and there’s just a bunch of really mean girls that eat cigarettes instead of food hanging in the air. 050
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 3mTrying to figure out what to put on my Optiplex and might settle on CoreOS. If you don’t know what that means don’t worry about it sweetie. 010
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 12mThis is a common term in the industry I’m not even joking 3536
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 59mIf there’s a moral that you can glean from the life and death of Mr. Hands it’s that that everyone who works at Boeing is that fucked up. 211110
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 1hBT-7274 is a really down to earth guy in real life. He was at Karaoke tonight and he did Kissed by a Rose. 3443
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 4hAccidentally took a wrong turn and ebiked through Times Square and the ride became an 80 European rally car race for 4 minutes. 3590
Reposted by Chris PersonPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 6hBruce apologizing for causing all that cancer. Dave apologizing for clotheslining the guy on his bike. Bruce’s monologue about minimum wage. Scott’s monologue as the confrontational performance artist. Dave having a speech impediment where he sounds sarcastic 121052
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 6hWith distance, Kain throwing Raziel into the pit in Soul Reaver for looking extra is the bitchiest origin story in gaming. 1526654
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 8hLove him or hate him it's objectively pretty funny that every Tucker impression is just a re-wrapped version of Nick Mullen's Tucker voice 4961
Reposted by Chris Personchore doer @humidbeing.bsky.social · 8hI enjoy a joke as much as the next humorless person 06711
Reposted by Chris PersonTopher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 12h"You're listening to The Dipshit Boys where we do an episode by episode deep dive into The Nutshack, but first a word from our sponsor:" "Blingpingo is an agentic mixed reality B2B solution that works across teams to develop scalable marketplace solution paradigms for over half of the Fortune 500" 0483128
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 9hSaw a Wardogs clip that was a streamer making gay rainbows out of colored smoke signals and it soft locked a bunch of guys in the building because they didn't wanna be gay. 620522
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 9hConsolidating all the remaining movie and TV studios in a Masque of the Red Death kinda way. 41159
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 10hIt was a mistake to make computers talk to people like annoying adults. Movies and Star Trek have taught me that a robot should not understand jokes and should respond to them comically seriously. 2031414
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 11hI’ve solved an intractable issue. It’s fully tracted now. 3842
Reposted by Chris Personchloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’ve been working with Claude to discover a new number. 022416
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 12hI was happy to be on Remap to talk hardware and control with the caveat that I’m not allowed to talk about gadgets around Rob because even if I’m careful I’m prone to enable him. 419512
Reposted by Chris Personold roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 01/10/2026leaning tower of pizza, quincy, massachusetts, 1984 9826141
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 13hVR is often frustrating until you experience a boarderline religious moment that convinces you it was all worth it. 81062
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 14hSomeone told me last night that Digger was one of their favorite movies of the year and it legitimately felt like I was getting fucked with the whole time. 9901
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 14hstill moving slowly and trying to get the episode out there 1200
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 15hWhole thing is incredible, man www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdEp...youtube.comThe Tim Heidecker Podcast #0001 - Jeremy Levick, Rajat Suresh, Sean ColemanYouTube video by InfoWars 711013
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 22hOk so I have photos of this show and it’s an all timer because if memory serves it severely fucked up the buffet. 4462
Reposted by Chris Personpauline kael bot @paulinekaelbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If you write critically, you have to do something besides get excited. You have to examine what's in front of you. What you see is a movie industry in decay, and they decay gets worse and worse. (2001) 021343
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 22hCan someone in Taiwan send me something I got a real need for this. 49515
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Interesting and very technical breakdown of the Vulkan Turnip driver that enabled foveated rendering in Alyx, if that’s your thing. (Roughly 5:35:00) www.youtube.com/live/TPwe53k...youtube.comXDC 2026 - Day 2 - September 29, 2026YouTube video by X.Org Foundation 1170
Reposted by Chris PersonBring a Trailer @bringatrailer.bsky.social · 03/10/20262000 Porsche Boxster 5-Speedbringatrailer.com2000 Porsche Boxster 5-SpeedBid for the chance to own a 2000 Porsche Boxster 5-Speed at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #267,612. 1124
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Thinking about that moment in Primetime when the rabbi pedophile looks Hansen in the eyes and they exist in an alternate dimension of two people for a few seconds and he asks “who gave you the right?” and how, heartbreakingly, the worst guy has a point. 31242
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Tried these silent tactiles because flux from a repair fucked up my other switches and unfortunately I don't think I can do silent tactiles, it just flares up my joint pain real bad. Gonna try hyperglide browns with some Geon 42.5g springs swapped in and hope for the best. 5240
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026starting to think that people don't know how to read any more 82667
Reposted by Chris PersonInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 02/10/2026We've read 246 books this year with Z. This is revolutionary! 30901115
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Have been thinking about late aughts to early 2010s indie music and as with most eras the entire thing has dissolved into parody. Nobody ever gets the feeling right, they know the signifiers and that it was nasty but never the contours. 2611
Reposted by Chris Personleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i’ve got a new bit, now i just say “sorry i don’t speak chinese” in perfect chinese over and over until they get mad and hang up 323066386
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The last internship I ever did was Pitchfork working on the video team and the shoot I think about the most was this one because Jay died like two days later if memory serves. It’s my favorite version. youtu.be/CNU6NnHxeAgyoutu.beJay Reatard - It Ain't Gonna Save Me - A-D-DYouTube video by Pitchfork 5866
Reposted by Chris PersonNea “Dracula” Ching @thegaychingy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026“You need to stay in your lane.” “What’s my lane?” “…Nubile. Hairless. Boy man.” “No…” “That’s your lane.” 114019
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I went into the Dark Bramble in VR and my girlfriend decided that was the specific moment to sneak up behind me and scare me and I got eaten 61351
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You used to hear Ça Plane Pour Moi by Plastic Bertrand more often and I think in that one respect we've regressed. 7595
Reposted by Chris Personceej @ceej.online · 02/10/2026incredible news: we’re having the same arguments over and over for the rest of time 653105459
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Going to the deli without my glasses, seeing “100 mg” on the can and playing a game called “modest energy drink or weed drink that will fucking kill me” 229219
Reposted by Chris Personlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/10/2026much respect to the work 404 does, but plenty of real people with real problems are using AI as a force multiplier in their jobs already. like try telling boko haram members to their face that chatGPT doesn't save them hours every week planning attacks, designing IEDs, and repairing weapons 1965236
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026VR modding is probably the most compelling use case for the format because few companies have the budget to build out that feature in a title but it also can be finicky to install and is quite dependent on how appropriate it is for the title itself and level of care the modder puts in. 5321
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A lot of the Steam VR backend is functional but ugly as hell, feels like it needs to be overhauled in some capacity. You really don't notice it until you poke around and it's like going into an unrenovated room of a house that otherwise just got restored. 4440
Reposted by Chris PersonBen Johnson 🏺👻 @gamedesignerben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you. 91335410