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Chris Person

@papapishu.bsky.social
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Gaming. Cofounder/blogging at @Aftermath.site. aftermath.site/ Video at Highlight Reel. patreon.com/highlightreel Occasional DIY LaserDisc Archivist

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 1m
Dylan gets to Dimes Square and there’s just a bunch of really mean girls that eat cigarettes instead of food hanging in the air.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 3m
Trying to figure out what to put on my Optiplex and might settle on CoreOS. If you don’t know what that means don’t worry about it sweetie.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 12m
This is a common term in the industry I’m not even joking
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 59m
If there’s a moral that you can glean from the life and death of Mr. Hands it’s that that everyone who works at Boeing is that fucked up.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 1h
The sequel to Gay guy dating canter.
DATA CENTER?
I HARDLY KNOW 'ER!
ALSO I'M GAY
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 1h
BT-7274 is a really down to earth guy in real life. He was at Karaoke tonight and he did Kissed by a Rose.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 4h
[54321] Unc got a bald head, John Fetterman
Walk in, get lit at a Democrat party
Get a bitch pregnant at a Republican Party
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 4h
Accidentally took a wrong turn and ebiked through Times Square and the ride became an 80 European rally car race for 4 minutes.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 6h
Bruce apologizing for causing all that cancer. Dave apologizing for clotheslining the guy on his bike. Bruce’s monologue about minimum wage. Scott’s monologue as the confrontational performance artist. Dave having a speech impediment where he sounds sarcastic
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 6h
With distance, Kain throwing Raziel into the pit in Soul Reaver for looking extra is the bitchiest origin story in gaming.
Raziel showing off his damn wings
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 7h
Titanfall 2 VR is so fucking good man holy shit.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 8h
Love him or hate him it's objectively pretty funny that every Tucker impression is just a re-wrapped version of Nick Mullen's Tucker voice
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chore doer @humidbeing.bsky.social · 8h
I enjoy a joke as much as the next humorless person
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 12h
"You're listening to The Dipshit Boys where we do an episode by episode deep dive into The Nutshack, but first a word from our sponsor:" "Blingpingo is an agentic mixed reality B2B solution that works across teams to develop scalable marketplace solution paradigms for over half of the Fortune 500"
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 9h
Saw a Wardogs clip that was a streamer making gay rainbows out of colored smoke signals and it soft locked a bunch of guys in the building because they didn't wanna be gay.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 9h
Consolidating all the remaining movie and TV studios in a Masque of the Red Death kinda way.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 10h
Weather's perfect outside. Nice day for a walk.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 10h
It was a mistake to make computers talk to people like annoying adults. Movies and Star Trek have taught me that a robot should not understand jokes and should respond to them comically seriously.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 11h
I’ve solved an intractable issue. It’s fully tracted now.
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ve been working with Claude to discover a new number.
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postmodern steak @steakbentley.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 12h
I was happy to be on Remap to talk hardware and control with the caveat that I’m not allowed to talk about gadgets around Rob because even if I’m careful I’m prone to enable him.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 13h
Wattpad Comments @wattpadcomment
i want that twink Obliterated
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 01/10/2026
leaning tower of pizza, quincy, massachusetts, 1984
leaning tower of pizza, quincy, massachusetts, 1984
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 13h
VR is often frustrating until you experience a boarderline religious moment that convinces you it was all worth it.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 14h
Someone told me last night that Digger was one of their favorite movies of the year and it legitimately felt like I was getting fucked with the whole time.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 14h
still moving slowly and trying to get the episode out there
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 15h
Whole thing is incredible, man www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdEp...
youtube.com
The Tim Heidecker Podcast #0001 - Jeremy Levick, Rajat Suresh, Sean Coleman
YouTube video by InfoWars
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 02/10/2026
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 22h
Ok so I have photos of this show and it’s an all timer because if memory serves it severely fucked up the buffet.
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pauline kael bot @paulinekaelbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you write critically, you have to do something besides get excited. You have to examine what's in front of you. What you see is a movie industry in decay, and they decay gets worse and worse. (2001)
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 22h
Can someone in Taiwan send me something I got a real need for this.
Taiwanese tea thermosA different set in blue
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Interesting and very technical breakdown of the Vulkan Turnip driver that enabled foveated rendering in Alyx, if that’s your thing. (Roughly 5:35:00) www.youtube.com/live/TPwe53k...
youtube.com
XDC 2026 - Day 2 - September 29, 2026
YouTube video by X.Org Foundation
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Bring a Trailer @bringatrailer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
2000 Porsche Boxster 5-Speed
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2000 Porsche Boxster 5-Speed
Bid for the chance to own a 2000 Porsche Boxster 5-Speed at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #267,612.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thinking about that moment in Primetime when the rabbi pedophile looks Hansen in the eyes and they exist in an alternate dimension of two people for a few seconds and he asks “who gave you the right?” and how, heartbreakingly, the worst guy has a point.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tried these silent tactiles because flux from a repair fucked up my other switches and unfortunately I don't think I can do silent tactiles, it just flares up my joint pain real bad. Gonna try hyperglide browns with some Geon 42.5g springs swapped in and hope for the best.
Lichicx Yamatake Silent Light Tactile Switches with a 45g activation force and 53g bottom out.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
starting to think that people don't know how to read any more
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We've read 246 books this year with Z. This is revolutionary!
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Have been thinking about late aughts to early 2010s indie music and as with most eras the entire thing has dissolved into parody. Nobody ever gets the feeling right, they know the signifiers and that it was nasty but never the contours.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i’ve got a new bit, now i just say “sorry i don’t speak chinese” in perfect chinese over and over until they get mad and hang up
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The last internship I ever did was Pitchfork working on the video team and the shoot I think about the most was this one because Jay died like two days later if memory serves. It’s my favorite version. youtu.be/CNU6NnHxeAg
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Jay Reatard - It Ain't Gonna Save Me - A-D-D
YouTube video by Pitchfork
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Nea “Dracula” Ching @thegaychingy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“You need to stay in your lane.” “What’s my lane?” “…Nubile. Hairless. Boy man.” “No…” “That’s your lane.”
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I went into the Dark Bramble in VR and my girlfriend decided that was the specific moment to sneak up behind me and scare me and I got eaten
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You used to hear Ça Plane Pour Moi by Plastic Bertrand more often and I think in that one respect we've regressed.
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ceej @ceej.online · 02/10/2026
incredible news: we’re having the same arguments over and over for the rest of time
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Going to the deli without my glasses, seeing “100 mg” on the can and playing a game called “modest energy drink or weed drink that will fucking kill me”
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/10/2026
much respect to the work 404 does, but plenty of real people with real problems are using AI as a force multiplier in their jobs already. like try telling boko haram members to their face that chatGPT doesn't save them hours every week planning attacks, designing IEDs, and repairing weapons
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
VR modding is probably the most compelling use case for the format because few companies have the budget to build out that feature in a title but it also can be finicky to install and is quite dependent on how appropriate it is for the title itself and level of care the modder puts in.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A lot of the Steam VR backend is functional but ugly as hell, feels like it needs to be overhauled in some capacity. You really don't notice it until you poke around and it's like going into an unrenovated room of a house that otherwise just got restored.
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Ben Johnson 🏺👻 @gamedesignerben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you.
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