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for me, it kind of depends on when he got the pin

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poop is not an option, what are you putting on this?

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when people argue whether beer or weed is better, it's like you're both going to Hell

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the amazon Carrie series might actually be alright. what the hell

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

god damn i didn't know susan collins sounded like that. go to the old folks home lady

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STEPHEN FRY: Now, which of you can tell me, who was the inventor of the telephone? ANDREW DICE CLAY: Your mother's pussy. STEPHEN FRY: Still not correct, although your persistence on this note is particularly admirable. ALAN DAVIES: Howard Nokia. [alarm goes off]

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i make my greek yogurt at home now so i can feel superior to everyone paying 7 dollars for it

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this is my protein binky. i can suck on it on the bus or at work when i need 6 grams of protein.

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joe biden LOATHED the genocide he participated in

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you're going to regret cutting middle management when you need someone to manage the middle

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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

the grandparents rights thing is so good because you have to be such an unbelievable shithead to not be considered a babysitting option, let alone be severed from contact.

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just my opinion but you gotta be in a good movie before you can start talking like this

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Jackson Crawford @norsebysw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

donald trump has made it illegal to be a democrat, dashing hopes of a 'blue wave' in the midterms

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I decoded the Voynich manuscript and it's just another stupid ad for the Voynich+ Personal Agent

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sorry my dog barked at you, i'll just scream at him in a way that makes you worry i abuse him

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i will not be dying of a plague of any origin, russian or otherwise.

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it would be incredibly disturbing if larry ellison's son was talented at anything

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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

another brown recluse delivered safely to the grassy area by the mailboxes where, god-willing, it will prey on the elderly who are sucking up all of our social security

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Claude suck your own dick Sorry, I cannot suck my own dick--I am a computer program with too many ribs.

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husbands and wives are still emailing each other in the fiction printed in the new yorker

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it's tough to defend 'jaws: the revenge,' but at least the opening kill is pretty sick

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$500 dollars from trump so you can get two tanks of gas in november, thank you sir

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tom morello shot a gun at me when i was a child

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i don't have a dog in the fight, but i would say there are better "new york" songs than "los angeles" songs across most genres. BUT "i love LA" by randy newman is pretty hard to beat in a one-on-one battle.

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(watching a video you created where your ex-wife says she never should have divorced you) I loved that A.I.

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charles bronson: hey this doll, chucky, he's no good. he's hurting people.

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that's karlaftis with a gain of 10. and a quick shoutout to all the chiefs fans watching in tel aviv

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i've really been enjoying this one

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just make an original vampire series imo. what can you really take from 'near dark' other than the fact they live in an RV lol

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House of a Thousand Corpses prequel called House of a Dozen Corpses

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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

bruce wayne is the most realistic billionaire character because instead of using his fortune to solve child hunger in the US or whatever, he spends it on gear for his niche, thrill-seeking hobby

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so, i'm being sold as a white slave

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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

i would actually be pretty honored if they trained AI using my literary fantasy novel The Troll-Slaver's Bosom

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gotta get leiv scheiber as the plumber for the hollywood adaptation of the hikacking

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it seems impossible, yet it's proven again and again that everyone but you is a weirdo

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put rodgers out of his misery

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rewatching Happiness in order to become happy

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he means it's for buying them

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